# Which animal has the least disgusting poop? **URL:** \ **Category:** Factual Questions\ **Created:** [May 18, 2010, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-animal-has-the-least-disgusting-poop/539928 "2010-05-18T19:54:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![muchmark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/41988e/32.png) [@muchmark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/muchmark)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2010, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-animal-has-the-least-disgusting-poop/539928/41 "2010-05-20T18:18:13Z")
Buck Godot View Post This probably doesn’t fit the goals of the OP but I put forward yeast urine Indeed: C2H5OH ---
**Author:** ![D18](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c57346/32.png) [@D18](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D18)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2010, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-animal-has-the-least-disgusting-poop/539928/42 "2010-05-20T18:23:51Z")
Baby _H. sapiens_ as long as they are a) breast fed and b) less than one month of age. ---
**Author:** ![Morgis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2bfe46/32.png) [@Morgis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgis)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2010, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-animal-has-the-least-disgusting-poop/539928/43 "2010-05-20T19:46:12Z")
Chinchilla poop is downright cute and doesn’t come with smelly urine like hamsters and rabbits. ---
**Author:** ![caligulathegod](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/caligulathegod/32/9685_2.png) [@caligulathegod](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/caligulathegod)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2010, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-animal-has-the-least-disgusting-poop/539928/44 "2010-05-21T04:30:15Z")
Tarantula poop is pretty inoffensive. It’s like cleaning toothpaste spatter off glass and only needs done a couple times a year. ---
**Author:** ![ataraxy22](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ataraxy22/32/307_2.png) [@ataraxy22](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ataraxy22)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2010, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-animal-has-the-least-disgusting-poop/539928/45 "2010-05-21T05:56:36Z")
honeydew from aphids doesn’t sound so bad. ---
**Author:** ![Alan\_Smithee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/2acd7d/32.png) [@Alan\_Smithee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alan_Smithee)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2010, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-animal-has-the-least-disgusting-poop/539928/46 "2010-05-21T13:38:56Z")
> [@ataraxy22](#): > > honeydew from aphids doesn’t sound so bad. Ooh, good one! I think you might win the thread! I’ve never tasted honeydew, but I _have_ had “forest honey” which is made by honeybees collecting honeydew from aphids instead of collecting flower nectar. So it’s basically bug poop that was swallowed by another bug that vomited it up and then I ate the vomit that was made from poop. It was pretty tasty! ---
**Author:** ![Petrobey\_Mavromihalis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bcef8e/32.png) [@Petrobey\_Mavromihalis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Petrobey_Mavromihalis)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2010, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-animal-has-the-least-disgusting-poop/539928/47 "2010-05-21T14:15:20Z")
We used to have a guinea pig that ran around the house. It produced non-smelly, hard pellets that could be easily swept up (it did once ejaculate in the corner though). Elephant poo is basically grass. Once it dries out it’s perfect digetible by humans (this is a good trick to pull out in the bush). Hyena poo is white due to the amount of bone in it, and can come out in some interesting shapes. Once dry it makes quite an interesting household ornament! ---
**Author:** ![adhay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@adhay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/adhay)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2010, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-animal-has-the-least-disgusting-poop/539928/48 "2010-05-22T00:09:09Z")
That would be me. All my friends say it opens with fruits and nuts and finishes with dark chocolate. To me, it’s strawberry ice cream. YMMV. ---
**Author:** ![campp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@campp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/campp)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2010, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-animal-has-the-least-disgusting-poop/539928/49 "2010-05-22T00:24:39Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > Parrotfish eat coral, and poop fine white sand. That is just really cool somehow. 🙂 Did not know that. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-animal-has-the-least-disgusting-poop/539928.md?page=2)