# Which board avatars do you like?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-board-avatars-do-you-like/942351>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [May 18, 2021, 7:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-board-avatars-do-you-like/942351 "2021-05-18T07:30:10Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Omar\_Little](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omar_little/32/269_2.png) [@Omar\_Little](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omar_Little)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2021, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-board-avatars-do-you-like/942351/141 "2021-05-24T22:12:23Z")

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> [@panache45](#):
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> Am I the only person who takes facial avatars at face value, i.e. if your avatar is a face, I assume it’s YOUR face?

Indeed.

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**Author:** ![mordecaiB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mordecaib/32/7725_2.png) [@mordecaiB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mordecaiB)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2021, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-board-avatars-do-you-like/942351/142 "2021-05-24T22:26:59Z")

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How’s the head?

> [@LSLGuy](#):
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> Here’s a hint for you: @ThelmaLou _is_ facing the camera. She’s really **Cousin Itt** after a radical cut-and-color job

I knew there was a conspiracy theory going on here! The plot, it thickens!

> [@LSLGuy](#):
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> Besides, @Czarcasm is much more purple

That’s just lens flare, everyone knows that. Just enlarge it in Photoshop!

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2021, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-board-avatars-do-you-like/942351/143 "2021-05-24T22:45:36Z")

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> [@LSLGuy](#):
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> Here’s a hint for you: @ThelmaLou _is_ facing the camera.

My head doesn’t turn all the way around. Who do you think I am – Linda Blair?

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**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2021, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-board-avatars-do-you-like/942351/144 "2021-05-24T22:47:30Z")

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> [@LSLGuy](#):
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> Unless you tell them of course. Silly pup; you’ve blown your cover. I suppose it’s just a matter of time before you self-dox enough that we learn whether you’re a wolf, a spaniel, or some sort of hellhound.

You insult me, sir! You have previously perpetrated a vile insult by referring to my fine avatar as “a paint-by-numbers spaniel that thinks it’s a wolf”. This did not go unnoticed, but I chose to take the high road and say nothing. But this is now a bridge too far, and these libelous “spaniel” invectives must cease at once. I am no more a spaniel than I am a South African springhare. I am a proud and noble Bernese Mountain Dog, as should be obvious to all (or at least, all who follow the Pet Pictures thread, in which I have figured prominently). We are noted for our high intelligence and generally affable nature. So much so, indeed, that we even get along with cats. But be warned, sir, that we are fearsome when provoked. Govern yourself accordingly, and cheese it with the spaniel references.

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**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2021, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-board-avatars-do-you-like/942351/145 "2021-05-24T22:54:18Z")

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> > [@LSLGuy](#):
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> > Here’s a hint for you: @ThelmaLou _is_ facing the camera.
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> My head doesn’t turn all the way around. Who do you think I am – Linda Blair?

No, but as noted, it was plausible that you had the same hirsute problem as Cousin Itt:

[![](https://knithacker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/30595791481_844145c3f2_b.jpg) ](https://knithacker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/30595791481_844145c3f2_b.jpg)

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**Author:** ![mordecaiB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mordecaib/32/7725_2.png) [@mordecaiB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mordecaiB)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2021, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-board-avatars-do-you-like/942351/146 "2021-05-24T23:05:05Z")

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> My head doesn’t turn all the way around. Who do you think I am – Linda Blair?

How do you know, have you _really_,_really_ tried it?

> [@wolfpup](#):
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> No, but as noted, it was plausible that you had the same hirsute problem as Cousin Itt:

Hmm. First we have the **ThelmaLou** - Cousin Itt link. Now **wolfpup** posts a Cousin Itt-like photo that’s signed MOMOU. **ThelmaLou** -MOMOU. That’s almost the same name! They both end in “ **ou** ” and have an “ **m** ” somewhere in the middle. Do the math, sheeple!

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2021, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-board-avatars-do-you-like/942351/147 "2021-05-25T00:11:22Z")

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> [@wolfpup](#):
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> …cheese it with the spaniel references.

Would that be Trappist Monk Cheese or Gjetost? (Those aren’t the same thing, are they?)

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2021, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-board-avatars-do-you-like/942351/148 "2021-05-25T00:15:25Z")

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> [@wolfpup](#):
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> I am a proud and noble Bernese Mountain Dog, as should be obvious to all (or at least, all who follow the Pet Pictures thread, in which I have figured prominently).

A Bernese Mountain Dog you say. Well, that changes everything! As a non-pet person I plead ignorance on the details of most dogly features. Nor was I aware of such a thread.

Though I must say that on close inspection your avatar has a look of intelligence and commitment to his mission usually missing from the slobbering wagging affections of the silly spaniels I’ve known.

My apologies for this gross insult to your pedigree Good Sir.

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**Author:** ![cincinnatus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cincinnatus/32/7990_2.png) [@cincinnatus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cincinnatus)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2021, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-board-avatars-do-you-like/942351/149 "2021-05-25T01:36:49Z")

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All I could find is this creepy marble carving.

What did I expect from a couple thousand year old guy?

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**Author:** ![aurora\_maire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aurora_maire/32/328_2.png) [@aurora\_maire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aurora_maire)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2021, 7:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-board-avatars-do-you-like/942351/150 "2021-05-25T07:33:19Z")

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I never paid much attention to avatars but since this thread started, I’ve been looking at them as I read through threads. Tonight I came across the avatar of @Kolak_of_Twilo. When I enlarged it and saw the walnut, I immediately remembered the Dick Van Dyke Show episode it references. Which I hadn’t thought of in maybe decades. So, of course, I had to stop and watch it on You Tube. It is still hilarious. Thanks Kolak.

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**Author:** ![GreenWyvern](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/greenwyvern/32/2834_2.png) [@GreenWyvern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreenWyvern)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2021, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-board-avatars-do-you-like/942351/151 "2021-05-25T08:10:58Z")

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> [@cincinnatus](#):
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> All I could find is this creepy marble carving.

This one might work better as an avatar.

[![](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/29/Cincinnatus.jpg) ](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/29/Cincinnatus.jpg)

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2021, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-board-avatars-do-you-like/942351/152 "2021-05-25T13:59:35Z")

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@cincinnatus I want to see him at his plow (or plough, if you prefer).

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**Author:** ![squeegee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/squeegee/32/14537_2.png) [@squeegee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/squeegee)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2021, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-board-avatars-do-you-like/942351/153 "2021-05-25T14:13:41Z")

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@cincinnatus here’s that coin with an alpha channel if you want to use it

[![Imgur](https://i.imgur.com/IoSQHQT.png "imgur.com") ](https://imgur.com/IoSQHQT)

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**Author:** ![mordecaiB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mordecaib/32/7725_2.png) [@mordecaiB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mordecaiB)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2021, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-board-avatars-do-you-like/942351/154 "2021-05-25T20:34:03Z")

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> [@aurora\_maire](#):
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> Tonight I came across the avatar of @Kolak_of_Twilo

I wouldn’t have come up with the DVD connection in a million years. Might be because I have never seen an episode of DVD in my life.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2021, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-board-avatars-do-you-like/942351/155 "2021-05-25T20:53:16Z")

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You don’t know what you’re missing.

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**Author:** ![mordecaiB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mordecaib/32/7725_2.png) [@mordecaiB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mordecaiB)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2021, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-board-avatars-do-you-like/942351/156 "2021-05-25T21:03:00Z")

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Tease.

Off topic, but I have to say I admire the way you talk about your relationship with your husband. You sound like you are still newlyweds, and seem a perfect match. 🍾 To your future together.

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**Author:** ![carrps](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carrps/32/2957_2.png) [@carrps](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrps)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2021, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-board-avatars-do-you-like/942351/157 "2021-05-25T22:58:29Z")

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> [@aurora\_maire](#):
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> When I enlarged it and saw the walnut, I immediately remembered the Dick Van Dyke Show episode it references. Which I hadn’t thought of in maybe decades. So, of course, I had to stop and watch it on You Tube. It is still hilarious. Thanks Kolak.

My favorite DvD episode of all time. And, I swear, they show it less often than other eps.

ETA: I think it’s partly because Danny Thomas is such a schmoozy softy that he makes a funny villain.

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**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2021, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-board-avatars-do-you-like/942351/158 "2021-05-25T23:02:44Z")

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> [@carrps](#):
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> My favorite DvD episode of all time. And, I swear, they show it less often than other eps.

Mine, too. I still giggle to think of it, and I haven’t seen it in decades.

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**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2021, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-board-avatars-do-you-like/942351/159 "2021-05-26T02:08:55Z")

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Other than being a little of out focus, there’s **Brian Ekers** ’ kitten with a mini-crown.

Can’t remember the poster whose avatar is a lab-coated doctor with (I think) a head mirror.  
Quite the in-your-face smile he’s brandishing. ✅

A certain banned poster with up-side-down “F”.

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**Author:** ![Kolak\_of\_Twilo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kolak_of_twilo/32/73_2.png) [@Kolak\_of\_Twilo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kolak_of_Twilo)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2021, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-board-avatars-do-you-like/942351/160 "2021-05-26T03:56:54Z")

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Well hey there @aurora_maire, I’m glad to see my avatar got you to connect with TDVDS. I truly find it to be one of the best, if not THE best, of the 60’s sitcoms. Great writing, great cast. And Rob and Laura are the perfect TV couple.

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