# Which board avatars do you like?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-board-avatars-do-you-like/942351>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [May 18, 2021, 7:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-board-avatars-do-you-like/942351 "2021-05-18T07:30:10Z")\
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**Author:** ![mordecaiB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mordecaib/32/7725_2.png) [@mordecaiB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mordecaiB)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2021, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-board-avatars-do-you-like/942351/189 "2021-05-27T06:41:36Z")

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> [@LSLGuy](#):
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> At first I thought it was Stouffer’s the TV dinner people

No, no, no, it was [Stouffer’s Stovetop Stuffing](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-physical-geography-of-the-world-and-our-historical-timeline-are-being-supernaturally-changed-as-i-type-this/941576/34) that was, unfortunately wiped out of the collective memories of all but a select few.

> [@Riemann](#):
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> For confirmation, we’d need to examine the anal fin.

Ok, who’s going to volunteer for that? I’m busy washing my hair tonight, otherwise I’d be happy to do it.

> [@TroutMan](#):
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> And according to the last bit of that article, evidently I am in fact female. Who knew.
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> > I ran across a couple references that claimed a female trout’s anus will have a round shape, while a male trout’s anus will have a triangular shape.

I knew! I knew! Well, questioned anyway.

> [@Northern\_Piper](#):
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> I learn things on this board that I really don’t need to know.

The quest for knowledge marches on.

> [@Riemann](#):
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> Is that a female mosquito anus in your avatar?
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> ETA: I have just realized that I’m on quite shaky ground commenting on the resemblance of other people’s avatars to anuses.

> [@Northern\_Piper](#):
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> Bagpipes don’t have anuses, so you’re good.

> [@Riemann](#):
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> Aren’t they traditionally made of the skin of a whole animal? Some parts of it must at least be anus-adjacent.

I love it when we go all highbrow.

> [@wolfpup](#):
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> Glad you think so. But, with all respect, when I look at your avatar, what I see is a pickle jar. So I feel all the testosterone of Aunt Bee, the kindly aunt who lived with Andy and Opie on the _Andy Griffith Show_ . To add insult to injury, as I recall from one famous episode, Aunt Bee made really lousy pickles.

Way to strike a blow to my manhood. I hope you are happy now. ☹

> [@Spoons](#):
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> “A jar of pickles” was my first thought too. Only when I clicked on it and saw the bigger version, did I realize that it was a can of beer.

Et tu, @Spoons ? I can feel my testosterone plummeting.

> [@panache45](#):
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> Hmmm. The subject of my own avatar is associated with femininity. There’s no way to change it to show its masculine counterpart.

Is that a Venus transit? One of your works, I assume. For some reason, that stuck in my mind as part of a basketball. 😊 Sorry bout that!

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