# Which Cartoon Character Would You Like to Screw? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 7, 2000, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178 "2000-03-07T04:38:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2000, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178/1 "2000-03-07T04:38:00Z")
Ok, asuming you were granted the ability to do this, which cartoon character would you like to crawl between the sheets with and bump uglies? I have always kinda wanted to do Marge Simpson, especially when she lets her hair down. RRRRROWL! There’s a repressed sexuality about her that I bet could wear you out if you could release it. I also think Jessie from Johnny Quest is hot, But she may be too young. How old are they, anyway? 16, 18? I dunno. Anyone else? * * * Cecil said it. I believe it. That settles it. ---
**Author:** ![NickyLarson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b2d939/32.png) [@NickyLarson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NickyLarson)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2000, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178/2 "2000-03-07T04:41:00Z")
Betty Rubble. (I was never much of a Wilma guy.) Jessica Rabbit. * * * “If I pinch my nose with my fingers, close my mouth tight, and blow real hard, I can make my ears bleed. It’s not as cool as Superman’s X-ray vision, but it’s my own special talent.” ---
**Author:** ![crackwise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/22d042/32.png) [@crackwise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crackwise)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2000, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178/3 "2000-03-07T04:48:00Z")
Eon Flux. yeah, yeah. typical male fantasy. * * * I am large, I contradict myself, I contain multitudes. ~Walt Whitman ---
**Author:** ![jayburner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/fbc32d/32.png) [@jayburner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayburner)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2000, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178/4 "2000-03-07T04:48:00Z")
any hentai female ---
**Author:** ![MrKnowItAll](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrknowitall/32/87_2.png) [@MrKnowItAll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrKnowItAll)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2000, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178/5 "2000-03-07T04:49:00Z")
Minerva Mink from _Animaniacs_. * * * _Now with 1000 posts of pure wisdom!_ (or something) ---
**Author:** ![Lexicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ac8455/32.png) [@Lexicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lexicon)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2000, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178/6 "2000-03-07T04:53:00Z")
hey crackwise, that’s œon flux or aeon flux, if it didn’t show up right. * * * “Winners never quit and quitters never win, but those who never win and never quit are idiots.” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2000, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178/7 "2000-03-07T04:56:00Z")
Daphne from Scooby Doo. Also, I wouldn’t mind taking on all three members of Josie and the Pussycats at the same time. ---
**Author:** ![crackwise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/22d042/32.png) [@crackwise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crackwise)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2000, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178/8 "2000-03-07T05:00:00Z")
To Lex: so I misspelled it, oh great keyboard/character map master * * * I am large, I contradict myself, I contain multitudes. ~Walt Whitman ---
**Author:** ![GraceTX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c4cdca/32.png) [@GraceTX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GraceTX)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2000, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178/9 "2000-03-07T05:01:00Z")
Give me Gambit from the X-Men. Of course that Rogue’s a hottie too. Maybe I’ll pick her instead. Oh heck, give me both of 'em. * * * “I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” ---
**Author:** ![Lexicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ac8455/32.png) [@Lexicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lexicon)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2000, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178/10 "2000-03-07T05:02:00Z")
oh shit, I forgot to answer! Judy Jetson Wonder Woman Blondie Smurfette, if she was bigger. Velma on Scooby Doo Bugs Bunny when he dressed up as a chic. Teen Pebbles * * * “Winners never quit and quitters never win, but those who never win and never quit are idiots.” ---
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2000, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178/11 "2000-03-07T05:22:00Z")
Smurfette??? Can’t you just get your SO to shout out " You’re Smurff-ific!" next time? It’ll be almost the same… 🙂 🙂 * * * Cecil said it. I believe it. That settles it. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Masterson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/53a042/32.png) [@Michael\_Masterson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Masterson)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2000, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178/12 "2000-03-07T05:27:00Z")
Uhhh , Uhhh… Uhhheheheh, (o yeah!) dat girl from Tomb Raider. ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2000, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178/13 "2000-03-07T05:44:00Z")
Remy LeBeau. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Watson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Dr.Watson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Watson)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2000, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178/14 "2000-03-07T05:52:00Z")
Got to be Natasha from the old Bullwinkle cartoons . . . there’s something about tall, willowy, evil brunettes . . . Dr. Watson “Boris! Not again?!?” ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2000, 10:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178/15 "2000-03-07T10:02:00Z")
Trixie from _Speed Racer_. I hear she’s fast… * * * “Though I hate 'em, I’ll defend to my death your right to use smilies.” Forward deployed until 18AUG00 ---
**Author:** ![GOD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/34f0e0/32.png) [@GOD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GOD)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2000, 10:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178/16 "2000-03-07T10:13:00Z")
Betty Boop. If I were gay, Bugs Bunny. ---
**Author:** ![Bluepony](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Bluepony](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bluepony)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2000, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178/17 "2000-03-07T12:20:00Z")
Cool philosophical question. No contest, Meg from the Disney cartoon Hercules. Bedroom voice and violet eyes. She looks like an old girlfriend of mine too. A distant second choice, Judy Jetson. * * * _…send lawyers, guns, and money…_ ``` Warren Zevon ``` ---
**Author:** ![RTA](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b4bc9f/32.png) [@RTA](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTA)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2000, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178/18 "2000-03-07T12:51:00Z")
Cherry Poptart (if only to see a consummate professional at work). * * * I’m a loner, Dottie … a rebel. ---
**Author:** ![Gumby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@Gumby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gumby)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2000, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178/19 "2000-03-07T13:13:00Z")
Wolverine from the X-men…mmmmmmmm And even though the girls don’t usually get me, Aeon Flux would definitely be first on my list for a little lesbian trist. ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2000, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178/20 "2000-03-07T13:49:00Z")
It is a thread like this that truly proves the worth and value of MPSIMs as a forum. As for my pick, I’ll just take a big palette-full of Daphne, Betty & Veronica, and Jessica Rabbit. * * * Voted Rookie of the Year in MPSIMs and the Pit, along with Best One-liners. And I don’t plan on keeping this as my sig for long, just until the winning buzz wears off. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178.md?page=2)