# Which Cartoon Character Would You Like to Screw? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 7, 2000, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178 "2000-03-07T04:38:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2000, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178/21 "2000-03-07T13:55:00Z")
To hell with those light weight toons…give me xena anyday…yummmm * * * Yours truly, aha ---
**Author:** ![phouka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c5a1d2/32.png) [@phouka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phouka)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2000, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178/22 "2000-03-07T14:04:00Z")
Definitely Disney’s Tarzan. That man is edible. ---
**Author:** ![drollman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f04885/32.png) [@drollman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drollman)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2000, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178/23 "2000-03-07T16:06:00Z")
Jessica Rabbit…just to see if I could make her eyes pop out of her head. I’d also be a Josie & The Pussycats groupie any day of the week! * * * My fate keeps getting in the way of my destiny. ---
**Author:** ![Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/earl_snake-hips_tucker/32/3269_2.png) [@Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_Snake-Hips_Tucker)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2000, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178/24 "2000-03-07T16:14:00Z")
Not exactly a cartoon, but when I was a kid, I was really crazy about Marina from “Sting Ray.” ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2000, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178/25 "2000-03-07T16:27:00Z")
MJ (of Spider-Man); Veronica (of Betty and Veronica); Wicked Wanda (of the old Penthouse comic series); and, of course, Jessica Rabbit! * * * The mark of a truly great mind isn’t whether you’re right or wrong. It’s how well you can weasel out of a jam. - Unca Cecil ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2000, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178/26 "2000-03-07T16:29:00Z")
I will add my voice (and lust) to the long line of Jessica Rabbit fans. Holli Would was VERY sexy, from _Cool World_. Jasmine had that exotic appeal thing going on… and of course, she could sing. Always a plus. When I was but a lad, I thought _Scooby Doo’s_ Daphne was always a hottie. I’d still do her today. I also had a crush on Neptina, Marine Boy’s female compatriot. That attraction seems to have faded over time, however. - Rick ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2000, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178/27 "2000-03-07T16:33:00Z")
Mmmm, Ariel, from the Little Mermaid and Belle ain’t too shabby herself. Jean Grey and Kitty Pryde, from the X-Men. I’m definitely a Betty man as well. * * * “Don’t bother to pack your bags, Or your map. We won’t need them where we’re goin’, We’re goin’ where the wind is blowin’.” ---
**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2000, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178/28 "2000-03-07T17:25:00Z")
GI Joe, of course. * * * _I’ve learned that if someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it._ ---
**Author:** ![ThisYearsGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@ThisYearsGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThisYearsGirl)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2000, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178/29 "2000-03-07T17:35:00Z")
Trent from Daria ---
**Author:** ![psycat90](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@psycat90](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psycat90)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2000, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178/30 "2000-03-08T06:02:00Z")
Prince Phillip from Walt Disney’s Sleeping Beauty. Dashing, charming, built, rich. What else could a girl want? * * * How 'bout we sing ‘Kyle’s mom is a stupid bitch’ in D minor? ---
**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2000, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178/31 "2000-03-08T06:12:00Z")
There are very few do-able male cartoon characters. He-Man was too blonde and muscle-bound, and he’s the only one I can think of that didn’t look like a complete dork. So I’m going to go to the realm of animation and mention Squall from FF8. In fact, just about every male character in that entire game is yummy (except for Zell, because he’s short and wears culottes). Even my non-gamer friends have mentioned how good-looking the male characters are in that game. ---
**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2000, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178/32 "2000-03-08T06:50:00Z")
Marge Simpson from the Archie Comics: Betty, Veronica, Nancy, Sabrina, Josie & Co., Clicker O’Dell (who can smell money), Cheryl Blossom. NOT Midge! Velma OR Daphne, from Scooby Doo Blondie and Cookie Bumstead (since she reached the age of 20) Dotty Dripple Clovia (Slim’s wife from Gasoline Alley) Supergirl (early 60s version) the mother of “Genius” Ollie Orwell; she was always drawn sexy, although she wore glasses Witch Hazel from “Broomstick Bunny” (after her metamorphosis!) Sparkle Plenty, from Dick Tracy Lois from Hi and Lois Fritzi Ritz, from Nancy Alice Mitchell from Dennis the Menace (and some of Dennis’ shapely babysitters) Errata Stigmata Daisy Mae Scragg Yokum Little Annie Fanny Any of the women in Apartment 3-G And of course, Juliette and Edda Burber (9 Chickweed Lane)! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![AzRaek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/azraek/32/16739_2.png) [@AzRaek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AzRaek)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2000, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178/33 "2000-03-08T06:55:00Z")
I second Trent from Daria. Megatron and Galvatron. Disney’s Robin Hood–hey, he’s a fox! And that voice… * * * I mis-wasted my youth. ---
**Author:** ![psycat90](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@psycat90](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psycat90)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2000, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178/34 "2000-03-08T06:58:00Z")
I somehow feel dirtier after posting to this thread. I think I’m going to build a mental block. This never happened, ok? * * * How 'bout we sing ‘Kyle’s mom is a stupid bitch’ in D minor? ---
**Author:** ![Cheese\_Head](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ad7895/32.png) [@Cheese\_Head](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheese_Head)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2000, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178/35 "2000-03-08T06:58:00Z")
Uhh…those chics on Beavis and Butthead… heh heh…like, Todd’s girlfriend or something…yeah! That would rule! huh huh! Also, that one South Park episode with Jennifer Aniston. Sweet! ---
**Author:** ![AWB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bb73d2/32.png) [@AWB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AWB)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2000, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178/36 "2000-03-07T19:11:00Z")
\ ***Michael Masterson:** dat girl from Tomb Raider. \* Lara Croft. also… Tifa Lockhart, from Final Fantasy VII Betty Rubble, especially when she giggles Jesse Bannon, if she’s 18 Wonder Woman Black Canary Rogue Princess Koriand’r ---
**Author:** ![drollman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f04885/32.png) [@drollman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drollman)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2000, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178/37 "2000-03-07T19:37:00Z")
Is there anyone dougie-monty WOULDN’T do in the cartoon world? the only one he missed was that granny character from the Playboy comics… But what do I know, I’d do Broom Hilda if given a chance… * * * My fate keeps getting in the way of my destiny. ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2000, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178/38 "2000-03-07T19:50:00Z")
Mark Trail gets me kinda hot and bothered. ---
**Author:** ![A\_girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c68b51/32.png) [@A\_girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/A_girl)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2000, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178/39 "2000-03-07T20:33:00Z")
Bruce Wayne/Batman Speed Racer Chicks dig the car, man. ha ha! A girl ---
**Author:** ![Doobieous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Doobieous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doobieous)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2000, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178/40 "2000-03-07T21:16:00Z")
Hmm, let’s see… Bruce Wayne/Batman Napa from Dragonball Z Goku from Dragonball Z Gambit the grown up Enzo from Reboot Treize Khushrenada from Gundam Wing [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178.md?page=3)