# Which Cartoon Character Would You Like to Screw? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 7, 2000, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178 "2000-03-07T04:38:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Sylence](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b19c9b/32.png) [@Sylence](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylence)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2000, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178/41 "2000-03-07T21:24:00Z")
It had to happen sooner or later. _Sighs._ Okay, I love Japanese animation. Give me the Sailor Scouts any day! Not to mention Lina, Yohko, Deedlit, Iria, Lemnear, Kaoru, Lum, and just about every other anime female that exists! _Slinks away in shame._ – Sylence * * * If a bird doesn’t sing, I’ll wait until it sings. - Tokugawa Ieyasu ---
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2000, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178/42 "2000-03-07T22:22:00Z")
Brandi from Liberty Meadows Janis from Arlo and Janis * * * VB Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well. ---
**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2000, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178/43 "2000-03-07T22:58:00Z")
Jabberjaw. and Grape Ape. oooh, I almost forgot speed buggy. And sometimes when I’m by myself, I close my eyes and imagine that **I** was in the wacky races… ::looks around:: what? well, you asked… * * * “My Accountz Reeceevable Posse don’t call me Tha Troubleshoota for nothin’. Suckas think I be chillin’, but I gots to represent at all times, 'cuz ain’t nobody else reeceeve accountz right but ME.” --Herbert Kornfeld ---
**Author:** ![Angkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/fbc32d/32.png) [@Angkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angkins)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2000, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178/44 "2000-03-07T23:11:00Z")
I have always kinda liked Goofy. and of course Tigger…the wonderful thing about Tiggers is Tiggers a wonderful thing… 🙂 * * * Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental. ---
**Author:** ![MatthewDR](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dfb087/32.png) [@MatthewDR](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MatthewDR)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2000, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178/45 "2000-03-07T23:55:00Z")
okay, Give me Misty&Jessie of Pokemon, The Sailor Scouts, Marge Simpson, Jasmine, Belle, and Lara Croft if I’m having a good day 😃😃😃😃 * * * –MatthewDR Just my two scents. “When I die you can eat my brain, and it will give you strength.” ---
**Author:** ![Ophanim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8491ac/32.png) [@Ophanim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ophanim)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2000, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178/46 "2000-03-08T00:16:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Sylence: > \*\* > Okay, I love Japanese animation. Give me the Sailor Scouts any day! Not to mention Lina, Yohko, Deedlit, Iria, Lemnear, Kaoru, Lum, and just about every other anime female that exists! > \*\* YOU BASTARD!!! How could you! Anime girls are like sisters! Cute, but not in a let’s screw way! Why stop there why not bang the Powerpuff Girls! You can screw any hentai girl you want, but leave the clean anime chicks out of this! Except perhaps Misato, she was just slutty! A loveable kind of slutty though. You are SO NOT a real otaku pal! By the way, I have to say that Smurfette is definately smurfable! I’d like to smurf her smurf till I smurfed all over her smurfs, and then I’d start smurfing her smurfy smurf! That’d be just the beginning of a smurfy smurf of smurfing! Plus she was the ONLY female smurf, so I’m guessing everybody got a smurf! Stay smurfy! * * * Kisses! }\>\<(((^\>\<^)))\>\<{ Ophy ---
**Author:** ![RTA](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b4bc9f/32.png) [@RTA](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTA)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2000, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178/47 "2000-03-08T00:35:00Z")
Hey, **I’d** bang the Powerpuff Girls! (Well, the green one anyway … she’s hot.) ---
**Author:** ![Ophanim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8491ac/32.png) [@Ophanim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ophanim)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2000, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178/48 "2000-03-08T00:43:00Z")
Damn you to HELL!!! She has a name, y’know and it’s Buttercup! BUTTERCUP! And anyone who calls her Butter “D” Cup, is gettin’ cursed with erectile dysfunction! * * * Kisses! }\>\<(((^\>\<^)))\>\<{ Ophy ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2000, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178/49 "2000-03-08T00:47:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by AzRaek: > \*\* > > Megatron and Galvatron. > > Disney’s Robin Hood–hey, he’s a fox! And that voice… > \*\* If you’re interested in Transformers, find one that turns into a vibrator, not a gun. Otherwise, the results could be…distressing. :rolleyes: The Baroness from GI Joe. That uniform of hers!!! :o :o :o Sailor Jupiter :o She-Hulk :o Rogue :o ## Minerva Mink :o Bad manners? How should I know? I was raised by wolves. ---
**Author:** ![jaydabee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c89c15/32.png) [@jaydabee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jaydabee)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2000, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178/50 "2000-03-08T00:54:00Z")
Red Hot Riding Hood sure was HOT! Runner up would have to Princess Jasmine, those eyes … * * * watch what you say or they’ll be calling you a radical, a liberal,fanatical a criminal… ---
**Author:** ![Pooch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/dbc845/32.png) [@Pooch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pooch)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2000, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178/51 "2000-03-08T01:11:00Z")
Tinkerbell. ---
**Author:** ![salinqmind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@salinqmind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/salinqmind)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2000, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178/52 "2000-03-08T01:59:00Z")
James of Team Rocket (from Pokemon)! Oh, I know we’d probably just end up doing each other’s hair and watching old Bette Davis movies…well, what’s wrong with THAT? Maybe I could get him drunk on Brandy Alexanders… ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2000, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178/53 "2000-03-08T02:04:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by salinqmind: > \*\*James of Team Rocket (from Pokemon)! \*\* So, uh, Jessie…looks like your buddy James is busy with **sal,** over there…wanna, y’know, “unite all peoples within our nation,” if ya know what I mean? ## OoooooOOOOOOoooh. Looks like Team Rocket is blasting off again! Wheeeee! Uke ---
**Author:** ![Sentinel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Sentinel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sentinel)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2000, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178/54 "2000-03-08T02:28:00Z")
Mouse from REBOOT. Daffney from Scoobie-Doo. The Princess from Alladin. The Little Mermaid (when she has legs). ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2000, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178/55 "2000-03-08T02:52:00Z")
Luanne from King of the Hill. ---
**Author:** ![Greyson3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/258eb7/32.png) [@Greyson3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greyson3)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2000, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178/56 "2000-03-08T02:57:00Z")
Hikari Tsurugi from Key: the Metal Idol. Okay, not exactly screwable, but a very amusing character. * * * “I believe every word that man just said, because it’s exactly what I wanted to hear.” -Space Ghost ---
**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2000, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178/57 "2000-03-08T03:30:00Z")
The Beast (from Beauty and the Beast) Hey, I like hairy men, ok? ---
**Author:** ![crackwise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/22d042/32.png) [@crackwise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crackwise)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2000, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178/58 "2000-03-08T05:18:00Z")
Ophanim: > [@](#): > > By the way, I have to say that Smurfette is definately smurfable! I’d like to smurf her smurf till I smurfed all over her smurfs, and then I’d start smurfing her smurfy smurf! That’d be just the beginning of a smurfy smurf of smurfing! Plus she was the ONLY female smurf, so I’m guessing everybody got a smurf! Oh my God! I’m still laughing. I couldn’t even finish reading this outloud without cracking up. ---
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2000, 9:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178/59 "2000-03-08T09:02:00Z")
Revtim, Forgot about her. RRRRROWL!!Luanne, I’LL show you a manger baby!!! 🙂 * * * Cecil said it. I believe it. That settles it. ---
**Author:** ![Sentinel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Sentinel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sentinel)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2000, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178/60 "2000-03-08T15:26:00Z")
Oh yeah! I forgot about Luann! Add her to my list. She looks GREAT in a bathing suit. I don’t know, Judy Jetson pops up now and then and that dark haired girl in Josie and the PussyCats – you know, the one who keeps managing to get them in trouble. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178.md?page=4)