# Which Cartoon Character Would You Like to Screw? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 7, 2000, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178 "2000-03-07T04:38:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Gumby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@Gumby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gumby)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2000, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178/61 "2000-03-08T17:10:00Z")
Just saw someone had Trent from Daria - got to lend my voice to that one. Ahhhhhh ---
**Author:** ![Guy\_Incognito](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guy_incognito/32/3920_2.png) [@Guy\_Incognito](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guy_Incognito)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2000, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178/62 "2000-03-08T17:55:00Z")
How’s about: Harley Quinn from Batman the Animated Series or Lois Lane from the Superman animated series? ## Aeon Flux and the animated lady in the Rally’s hamburger chain commercials are also on the list, too. “It’s only common sense, There are no accidents 'round here.” ---
**Author:** ![MatthewDR](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dfb087/32.png) [@MatthewDR](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MatthewDR)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2000, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178/63 "2000-03-08T20:39:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Guy Incognito: > \*\*How’s about: > > Harley Quinn from Batman the Animated Series or Lois Lane from the Superman animated series? > > \*\* Yeah! And how about Batgirl and Supergirl, too. 🙂 🙂 😃😃😃 * * * –MatthewDR Just my two scents. “When I die you can eat my brain, and it will give you strength.” ---
**Author:** ![AWB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bb73d2/32.png) [@AWB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AWB)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2000, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178/64 "2000-03-08T21:05:00Z")
_ **Sentinel:** …and that dark haired girl in Josie and the PussyCats – you know, the one who keeps managing to get them in trouble._ Alexandra Cabot. She wasn’t in the group, _per se_. I believe that her brother, Alexander Cabot III (Casey Kasem), was they’re manager. Alexandra just hung around 'cause she wanted Alan. ## As to her f\*\*kability: she was too much of a bitch for me. Wrong thinking is punished, right thinking is just as swiftly rewarded. You’ll find it an effective combination. ---
**Author:** ![AWB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bb73d2/32.png) [@AWB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AWB)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2000, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178/65 "2000-03-08T21:07:00Z")
before the grammar police arrive: substitute “their” for “they’re” above. Dunno what I was thinking. Oh, yeah! The Pussycats in their costumes! 😃 😃 😃 * * * Wrong thinking is punished, right thinking is just as swiftly rewarded. You’ll find it an effective combination. ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2000, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178/66 "2000-03-08T21:19:00Z")
OK weirddave, you can have Luanne, as long as I get Cheetara from the Thundercats. ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2000, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178/67 "2000-03-08T21:24:00Z")
Well, okay … since we’re on the subject … dig this : [Cartoon Girls I Want to Nail](http://www.geocities.com/televisioncity/1356/cartoon.html). It’s pretty bent. I was okay with the site until he got to Peppermint Patty. * * * Saint Eutychus _H.M.S.H._ _" ‘He is a prince’ , the minstrels sing. Among men, yes. Among fools he is a king."_ [Disney Shorts](http://www.disneyshorts.org) [The Eutychus Papers](http://members.aol.com/eutychus55) ---
**Author:** ![G.B.H.Hornswoggler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c67d28/32.png) [@G.B.H.Hornswoggler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G.B.H.Hornswoggler)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2000, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178/68 "2000-03-08T21:25:00Z")
Just about all the girls from Batman/Superman Adventures were real cute: Harley Quinn, Batgirl, Supergirl, Lex Luthor’s bodyguard (Mercy Graves? is that her?), and so on. Then there’s the Thundercats woman (was she Cheetara?) and some of the GI Joe women (Lady Jaye? I can’t remember anybody’s name today). Of the Disney chicks, only Esmerelda (of HUNCHBACK) really looks like she even knows what sex _is_. Some of the others are pretty, but it’s a barbie-doll look (to me, at least). I can’t believe I’m contributing to this thread… * * * …but when you get blue, and you’ve lost all your dreams, there’s nothing like a campfire and a can of beans! ---
**Author:** ![MeanJoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanjoe/32/5693_2.png) [@MeanJoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanJoe)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2000, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178/69 "2000-03-08T21:58:00Z")
Mmmmm… Holly Wood… _thump thump thump_ * * * The Sleeper has AWAKEN! ---
**Author:** ![Icerigger](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/icerigger/32/432_2.png) [@Icerigger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Icerigger)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2000, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178/70 "2000-03-08T23:56:00Z")
Jane Lane…Daria Jan…Spaceghost ---
**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2000, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178/71 "2000-03-09T01:36:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by crackwise: > {Ophanim said:} > \*\* > By the way, I have to say that Smurfette is definately smurfable! I’d like to smurf her smurf till I smurfed all over her smurfs, and then I’d start smurfing her smurfy smurf! That’d be just the beginning of a smurfy smurf of smurfing! Plus she was the ONLY female smurf, so I’m guessing everybody got a smurf! > ---------------------------\*\* > > Oh my God! I’m still laughing. I couldn’t even finish reading this outloud without cracking up. Really? I cracked up reading it _silently._ Um… well, I’ll just leave aside comic-book super-heroines, OK? Hmmm… Lina Inverse is cute. It’s funny that she’s insecure about her cup size; she looks plenty plentiful to me! Maybe I could, like, comfort her–then again, maybe she’s a bit too nuts. Claudia (the black bridge officer) from Robotech/Macross. Æon Flux, maybe. hmmm… * * * I’m a member of the _Monarchist_ political party. ---
**Author:** ![salinqmind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@salinqmind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/salinqmind)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2000, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178/72 "2000-03-09T03:03:00Z")
If James of Team Rocket is unavailable, I’ll take the “new” Batman - whasisname, Terry? Yow! Also John Redcorn (King of the Hill), RRRR! Some comedian here in the room with me suggests a threesome with the Ambiguously Gay Duo, but it ain’t gonna be with me! ---
**Author:** ![Sigmundex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e19adc/32.png) [@Sigmundex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sigmundex)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2000, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178/73 "2000-03-09T04:33:00Z")
Josie and the PUSSYcats’ Alexandra always made me take notice. Okay, she was a bitch but put some cuffs on her and I’ll be she’ll do anything you please. And as for Brandi from Liberty Meadows, man, that guy drawing the strip has got to get himself a girlfriend or something. He seems to enjoy drawing those breasts a little TOO much. And I’d pick Betty over Wilma any day, much like most guys would have rather had Mary Ann than Ginger, am I right? ---
**Author:** ![GOD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/34f0e0/32.png) [@GOD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GOD)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2000, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178/74 "2000-03-09T19:34:00Z")
Well, smush my cigarettes and slap me silly with a bag of turnips! How could I _ever_ forget **Daisy Mae**??? ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2000, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178/75 "2000-03-09T19:55:00Z")
…or **Moonbeam McSwine,** or **Stupefyin’ Jones,** … ANY of the underage Capp women, in fact. ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2000, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178/76 "2000-03-09T19:58:00Z")
This I can work with. [ul][li]Ariel from The Little Mermaid[/li][li]Brenda Starr, terrible comic strip, smokin’ woman[/li][li]Mary Jane from Spiderman, my all time fave.[/ul][/li] Ironically, I have no interest in Jessica Rabbit. ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2000, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178/77 "2000-03-09T20:07:00Z")
…or **Moonbeam McSwine,** or **Stupefyin’ Jones,** … ANY of the underage Capp women, in fact. ---
**Author:** ![Azathoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5daacb/32.png) [@Azathoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azathoth)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2000, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178/78 "2000-03-09T23:41:00Z")
Here’s a link for you toon-lovers 🙂 [The Gallery of Fictional Beauty](http://network.ctimes.net/gfb/). * * * I am Chaos, I am alive, and I tell you that you are free. ---
**Author:** ![inertia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/d07c76/32.png) [@inertia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/inertia)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2000, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178/79 "2000-03-10T01:17:00Z")
Smurff-ific? I’ve always thought it should be smurferiferous. The Little Mermaid may be too much to handle. Just look at her dildo there in the front of her castle. She’s hot though and with that red hair . . . mmmmmmmm. Cat woman. Super girl. All night strong all night long. Black orchid. The invisible woman of FF fame. Ako from Project Ako (Japanese anime) My official answer is: That woman from “Heavy Metal”. _gggrrrrooowwwwwllllll_ ---
**Author:** ![KarlGauss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karlgauss/32/3713_2.png) [@KarlGauss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarlGauss)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2000, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178/80 "2000-03-10T01:46:00Z")
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