# Which Cartoon Character Would You Like to Screw? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 7, 2000, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178 "2000-03-07T04:38:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Sweet\_Basil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4bbf92/32.png) [@Sweet\_Basil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sweet_Basil)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2000, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178/81 "2000-03-10T04:51:00Z")
I can’t believe that no one has mentioned Miss Buxley from Beetle Bailey… Taste-a-rific!! Sweet Basil * * * Didn’t get voted for a damn thing! (thanks guys…) ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2000, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178/82 "2000-03-10T07:11:00Z")
I gotta add Caitlin Fairchild [http://network.ctimes.net/gfb/caitlin/page1.htm](http://network.ctimes.net/gfb/caitlin/page1.htm) Never seen her before, but I’ll be investigating the Gen 13 comics. ---
**Author:** ![WIU\_Wozman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WIU\_Wozman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WIU_Wozman)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2000, 7:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178/83 "2000-03-10T07:25:00Z")
Lara Croft Holli Would Jessica Rabbit Barbie…I guess she’s animated, in a way…on tv maybe Ariel, the Little Mermaid Meg from Hercules * * * Stupid people surround themselves with smart people. Smart people surround themselves with smart people who disagree with them. - Isaac Jaffee ---
**Author:** ![AzRaek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/azraek/32/16739_2.png) [@AzRaek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AzRaek)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2000, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178/84 "2000-03-10T20:40:00Z")
To: Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor Haven’t you heard the Armed forces chant: “This is my rifle This is my gun. This one’s for shooting This one’s for fun.”? * * * I mis-wasted my youth. ---
**Author:** ![dragonfly98](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7bcc69/32.png) [@dragonfly98](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dragonfly98)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2000, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178/85 "2000-03-10T22:30:00Z")
All of 'em. At once. ☹ * * * “What’s right is only half of what’s wrong and I want a short-haired girl Who sometimes wears it twice as long” George Harrison - _Old Brown Shoe_ ---
**Author:** ![TaleraRis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7c8e57/32.png) [@TaleraRis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TaleraRis)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2000, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178/86 "2000-03-11T03:51:00Z")
I definitely have to stick with the Disney movies for this one. Prince Phillip - Sleeping Beauty Aladdin - yummy Tarzan - yummmmmmmmy Beast after he’s a human - Hello! And a non-Disney one Scmendrick the Magician - The Last Unicorn - Just love those brainy types * * * I rode Omni in Springfield, IL ---
**Author:** ![bunnymom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c4cdca/32.png) [@bunnymom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bunnymom)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2000, 9:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178/87 "2000-03-11T09:13:00Z")
I don’t think I’d screw him, but when I was little, I had a crush on Speed Racer.He’s so cute and has that great car. “'m not bad, I’m just drawn that way…” ---
**Author:** ![Mister\_Armageddon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/858c86/32.png) [@Mister\_Armageddon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mister_Armageddon)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2000, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178/88 "2000-03-21T01:53:00Z")
Hmm…definitely Sailor Jupiter, and I’d consider Sailor Saturn if she were a few years older. She’s got a great goth thing going on there that I could really get into. And I can’t believe no one’s mentioned Asuka Langley from Evangelion…damn, she’s cute. In addition, I think I’ll throw in Tifa Lockheart and Rinoa Heartilly for good measure. 🙂 * * * Mr. Armageddon “Just when you thought you had all the answers, I went and changed the questions!”–Roddy Piper ---
**Author:** ![Hyeresy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ac91a4/32.png) [@Hyeresy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hyeresy)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2000, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178/89 "2000-03-21T02:00:00Z")
By far Lara Croft. Soooooooo hot… want to touch the hiney… ---
**Author:** ![Enright3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/enright3/32/2897_2.png) [@Enright3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enright3)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2000, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178/90 "2000-03-21T19:51:00Z")
Has anyone mentioned Breda Starr Reporter? Ariel is a fave of mine, as is Belle. I’ve come to appreciate Jasmine over the years. Someone said Cooke from Blondie… I’ll second that! Aunt Frizzi (Fritzi?) from Nancy. hubba hubba Anything drawn by Jay Ward(?) Does anyone else remember those adult comic books called Sex To Sexty? * * * New and Improved Enright3 ---
**Author:** ![idiotboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@idiotboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/idiotboy)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2000, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178/91 "2000-03-21T20:01:00Z")
I’d say Minnie Driver’s character in Tarzan! 😃 * * * Roots&Radicals, -ldiot8oy [JerkWaterJive](http://mp3.com/jerkwaterjive) …Ska and Punk never tasted so good together! ---
**Author:** ![Enright3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/enright3/32/2897_2.png) [@Enright3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enright3)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2000, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178/92 "2000-03-21T20:16:00Z")
My typing skills have gone out the window. That’s Cookie Bumstead, and of course I meant Brenda Starr. Sheesh! The cartoonist I’m trying to remember drew many pictures for an adult cartoon magazine called Sex to Sexty. I don’t imagine it was the Jay Ward of George of the Jungle fame. I’m pretty sure his last name was Ward, though. Any help out there? Anyone? Anyone? * * * New and Improved Enright3 ---
**Author:** ![Enright3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/enright3/32/2897_2.png) [@Enright3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enright3)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2000, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178/93 "2000-03-21T20:49:00Z")
Bill Ward is the artist I was trying to think of. I’m having trouble finding a good web page that demonstrates his work, though. Anyone? anyone? * * * New and Improved Enright3 ---
**Author:** ![Joe\_Cool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecb155/32.png) [@Joe\_Cool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joe_Cool)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2000, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178/94 "2000-03-21T22:29:00Z")
Ok, since I saw Luann and Blondie mentioned, I guess we aren’t restricted to ANIMATED cartoons…I’ve always had a crush on Calvin’s babysitter. Yeah, It’s kind of twisted, but in a weird sort of way she’s pretty hot. ## Taarna from Heavy Metal. And the brunette from Cool World. Jennifer? I think that was her. ## There are no dangerous weapons, Only dangerous men. Joe Cool ---
**Author:** ![plnnr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@plnnr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plnnr)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2000, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178/95 "2000-03-22T13:41:00Z")
Hands down winner: Jessica Rabbit. “I’m not really bad, I’m just drawn that way.” Yeah, right. * * * “Smithers, release the hounds.” -C. Montgomery Burns ---
**Author:** ![Toymaker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bc8723/32.png) [@Toymaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toymaker)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2000, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178/96 "2000-03-22T14:06:00Z")
## Popeye. Skull job (why do you think they called him “Popeye”, anyway?). Gary “Master of the uncalled for.” Homepage: [Gary’s Place](http://members.aol.com/Toymkr47/Index.htm) ---
**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2000, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178/97 "2000-03-22T22:28:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Is there anyone dougie-monty WOULDN’T do in the cartoon world? the only one he missed was that granny character from the Playboy comics… But what do I know, I’d do Broom Hilda if given a chance… I remember Buck Brown’s granny in the _Playboy_ cartoons from the early 60s–about the time I entered adolescence. Of the _Playboy_ cartoon women, I would want to “do” Little Annie Fanny, or any young woman from Sokol’s cartoons–all drawn sexy and many careless about their clothing or their virtue. 😛 * * * “If you drive an automobile, please drive carefully–because I walk in my sleep.”–Victor Borge ---
**Author:** ![Lexicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ac8455/32.png) [@Lexicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lexicon)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2000, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178/98 "2000-03-23T00:41:00Z")
I forgot Cartman’s mom. That dirty bitch will do anything. ---
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2000, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178/99 "2000-04-20T06:12:00Z")
Sending this back up due to renewed interest. * * * Cecil said it. I believe it. That settles it. * * * Relax, I’m not as Dave as I look!- A Wallified sig! ---
**Author:** ![h\_thur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/db5fbb/32.png) [@h\_thur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/h_thur)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2000, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178/100 "2000-04-20T14:32:00Z")
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