# Which Cartoon Character Would You Like to Screw? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 7, 2000, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178 "2000-03-07T04:38:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![ThisYearsGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@ThisYearsGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThisYearsGirl)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2000, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178/101 "2000-04-20T14:44:00Z")
Remember that episode of The Simpsons where Marge almost has an affair with the bowling instructor? Him. * * * "A man can’t turn tail and run just because a little personal risk is involved. What did Shakespeare say? “Cowards die a thousand deaths, the brave man… only 500”? ---
**Author:** ![AWOL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/48db29/32.png) [@AWOL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AWOL)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2001, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178/102 "2001-01-13T21:51:44Z")
You keep your hands off Marge Simpson! She belongs to Homer, and one of the slime aliens. ---
**Author:** ![Jeffro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7993a0/32.png) [@Jeffro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jeffro)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2001, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178/103 "2001-01-14T01:46:49Z")
Judy Jetson! If not Judy then whats her face from Scooby doo. ---
**Author:** ![Killio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ce73a5/32.png) [@Killio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Killio)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2001, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178/104 "2001-01-14T02:49:20Z")
Misato… she’s gotta cut down on the alcohol consumption tho; I’d go broke! I like the outfit. [http://www.animewallpapers.com/wallpapers/evangelion/wallpaper05\_1024.html](http://www.animewallpapers.com/wallpapers/evangelion/wallpaper05_1024.html) Ukyo Kuonji (sp?) (ya ya I know. but watch Ranma: Nihao My Concubine and you’d understand ^\_^) Kitsune from Love Hina. Foxy. (ha. I just made a funny ^\_-) and… uh… also from Love Hina; Su in her older form ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2001, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178/105 "2001-01-14T06:39:22Z")
Mackey or Nigel from Bubblegum Crisis: Tokyo 2040. ---
**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2001, 7:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178/106 "2001-01-14T07:17:18Z")
I have to say Trent from Daria. He would be hot! ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2001, 8:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178/107 "2001-01-14T08:27:20Z")
Ariel Betty Teenage pebbles Kitty Pryde Supergirl The Jane from Disney’s recent Tarzan The new short-haired Selina Kyle Abbey Chase ```auto 1981: Generation Y kids begin to be born, Prince Charles married Lady Diana Spencer , MTV starts, President Reagan shot, the Pope shot, Bob Marley died, "Hill Street Blues" began on TV, Dolly give us 9 to 5, France outlawed execution by guillotine, Israel promised Canada that the Mossad spy agency would not use Canadian passports ``` ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2001, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178/108 "2001-01-14T13:24:30Z")
Kim Rosenthal, the current Mrs. Michael J. Doonesbury, from the _Doonesbury_ strip. Trivia question, that I’m sure some of you know the answer to: she first appeared in the strip more than 25 years ago. What was her signature line, back then? ---
**Author:** ![11811](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/1/9d8465/32.png) [@11811](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/11811)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2001, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178/109 "2001-01-14T18:34:17Z")
Brenda Starr…my first crush was seeing her in a scuba suit in the funnies. Also, the mermaid from the Chicken of the Sea package. ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2001, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178/110 "2001-01-14T19:09:52Z")
Well…let me see… Definitly Princess Jasmine! Almost any anime/hentai girl Rogue (I know, it would kill me. But isn’t it worth it?) Jean Grey Kitty Pryde Psylocke. She is a knockout! Does anyone else own the Marvel swimsuit comic they put out sometime between 1995-1997? It has all of the characters in bathing suits, very nice… ---
**Author:** ![Totoro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Totoro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Totoro)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2001, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178/111 "2001-01-14T19:11:59Z")
This thread assumes that there is a cartoon character I _don’t_ want to screw… ---
**Author:** ![Edwardina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Edwardina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Edwardina)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2001, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178/112 "2001-01-14T21:42:15Z")
Animated Guys I Dig: Gambit from X-Men Wolverine from X-Men Trent Lane from Daria Batman/Bruce Wayne from The Adventures of Batman and Robin Batman/Terry McGinnis from Batman Beyond Superman/Clark Kent from the new Batman/Superman Adventures Captain Li Shang from Disney’s Mulan Tarzan from Disney’s Tarzan Prince Eric from Disney’s The Little Mermaid Kronk from Disney’s The Emperor’s New Groove Captain John Smith from Disney’s Pocahontas Robin Hood from Disney’s Robin Hood The Prince (who used to be The Beast) from Disney’s Beauty and The Beast Prince Darien/Tuxedo Mask from Sailor Moon Teenaged Hadji from the New Adventures of Johnny Quest James from Team Rocket (Pokemon) Hank from Dungeons and Dragons Strider/Aragorn and Legolas from The Lord of the Rings animated movie Goliath from Gargoyles Teenaged Link from Legend of Zelda Ren from Pirates of Darkwater Rio Pacheyko from Jem and The Holograms Vampire Hunter D Ramses and Moses from The Prince of Egypt Jayce from Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors Animated Chicks I Dig: Catwoman/Selina Kyle from the new Batman/Superman Adventures Harley Quinn from the new Batman/Superman Adventures Batgirl/Barbara Gordon from the new Batman/Superman Adventures Poison Ivy from the new Batman/Superman Adventures Lois Lane from the new Batman/Superman Adventures Dana from Batman Beyond Tula from Pirates of Darkwater Rogue from X-Men Tzipporah from The Prince of Egypt Jessie from the New Adventures of Johnny Quest Jane Lane from Daria Fox from Gargoyles Scarlett and The Baronesss from G.I. Joe Teela from He-Man: Masters of the Universe Teenaged Zelda from Legend of Zelda Taarna from Heavy Metal Princess Ariel from Thundarr the Barbarian Carmen Sandiego from Where on Earth is Carmen Sandiego? Tinkerbelle from Disney’s Peter Pan Esmerelda from Disney’s The Hunchback of Notre Dame Mulan from Disney’s Mulan Pocahontas from Disney’s Pocahontas ---
**Author:** ![Edwardina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Edwardina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Edwardina)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2001, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178/113 "2001-01-14T21:45:36Z")
[http://www.dragonfare.com/AL/index.html](http://www.dragonfare.com/AL/index.html) This is a website called Animated Lust, which has listings of cartoon characters fans find tittilating. You can vote for your favorites, even set up an animated harem . . . ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178/114 "2001-01-15T01:55:24Z")
Ethan Green and Bucky from The Mostly Unfabulous Social Life of Ethan Greene. Daniel from Dykes to Watch Out For. Skut (a.k.a. Szut) from Tintin. ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178/115 "2001-01-15T05:56:12Z")
RTFiref. Kim’s lime was “Big Mac, Big Mac” plus other food related quotes. Later it was “on to Wisconsin!”(something about a political campaign. This was after her adoption(having been a Vietnamese war orphan. Do I win a prize? ---
**Author:** ![St.Attila](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e99b99/32.png) [@St.Attila](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/St.Attila)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2001, 9:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178/116 "2001-01-15T09:15:21Z")
I just rented _Road to El Dorado_ for my kids. Chel is a total babe. The big thighs, the round tummy, and those boobs! Wow! Never thought I’d see a sexy “fat” (by today’s unfortunate standards) chick in a cartoon. Considering Chel, Kate Winslet, Christina Ricci… maybe the portrayal of women’s body types in the media is taking a turn for the better. I can only hope. Actually, as I look at Chel on Edwardina’s links, I’m realizing how much of a resemblance she has to my wife. 🙂 Hmmm… Gotta go… see y’all later… 😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-cartoon-character-would-you-like-to-screw/16178.md?page=5)