# Which celebrity do you closely resemble?

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 22, 2016, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-celebrity-do-you-closely-resemble/758087 "2016-06-22T21:04:06Z")\
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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2016, 10:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-celebrity-do-you-closely-resemble/758087/61 "2016-06-24T10:34:29Z")

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Picture George Clooney in his prime, right around the time ER was popular.

I’ve been told I look nothing like that.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2016, 11:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-celebrity-do-you-closely-resemble/758087/62 "2016-06-24T11:40:17Z")

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My daughter tellls me I look kinda like Walter White _BEFORE_ he started chemo.

At work there’s a guy who looks like Ron Jeremy, another who looks like King Tut (as porttrayed by Victor Buono on _Batman_), a woman who reminds me of Geena Davis, and another woman who could be Will Ferrell’s sister.

Or his cousin. Or him, in drag.

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**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2016, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-celebrity-do-you-closely-resemble/758087/63 "2016-06-24T12:23:37Z")

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> [@Leaffan](#):
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> I know what you look like from picture threads, and I see the resemblance in the eyes.

I always figured it was the long brown hair.

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**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2016, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-celebrity-do-you-closely-resemble/758087/64 "2016-06-24T12:53:16Z")

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Dan Aykroyd and Jonathan Silverman, one of the two shmoes in _Weekend at Bernies_. When Silverman was in one of the failed post-_Friends_ 8:30 shows, The Single Guy, I got it a lot.

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**Author:** ![OffByOne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/45deac/32.png) [@OffByOne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OffByOne)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2016, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-celebrity-do-you-closely-resemble/758087/65 "2016-06-24T14:39:54Z")

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My wife thinks I look like Jerry Garcia (except I have pony tail, and I’m still alive AFAICT), but when I saw Richard Dreyfus in _Nuts_, I said to myself, “I don’t recall making a movie.”

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**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2016, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-celebrity-do-you-closely-resemble/758087/66 "2016-06-24T15:48:29Z")

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According to [CelebsLikeMe](https://www.celebslike.me/), Peter Jackson.

According to my wife, they asked Robert Downey Jr to play Iron Man because I wasn’t available.

I’ve also been tagged as a skinny Judge Lance Ito during the OJ trial days.

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**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2016, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-celebrity-do-you-closely-resemble/758087/67 "2016-06-24T17:01:04Z")

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I got a **Tom Cruise** once from some random old lady when I was delivering pizza in college.

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**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2016, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-celebrity-do-you-closely-resemble/758087/68 "2016-06-24T17:29:31Z")

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I do a joke where I say I look like a cross between Charlie Sheen and Rowan Atkinson. Which, before I had a beard and Sheen lost a ton of weight, was true, at least except for the fact I’m taller than either man.

Now I have a beard, which kills the resemblance to Atkinson, and Sheen is frighteningly skinny and suddenly looks way older than me, and that’s completely gone.

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**Author:** ![jerseymule](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jerseymule/32/3155_2.png) [@jerseymule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jerseymule)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2016, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-celebrity-do-you-closely-resemble/758087/69 "2016-06-24T18:06:38Z")

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> [@FairyChatMom](#):
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> None - really. When I’ve run a pic of me thru software that supposedly can tell you who you resemble, it pretty much always comes up as a balding, jowly man. OK, my hair is thinning and jowly isn’t too far off, but still, I’m a dainty flower of womanhood, dammit! 😃

I get similar results from those apps that claim to show you which celebrity you resemble. I am female, 60-plus, with graying but not thinning hair, and I wear glasses. Some gadget that was on Facebook thinks I most resemble  
[Truman Capote](https://thenypost.files.wordpress.com/2016/01/99n_36_huty_13303_28.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&w=978&h=652&crop=1).

[The real me (with a bust of Mark Twain)](https://www.flickr.com/photos/mbk/25179005711)  
:dubious:

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2016, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-celebrity-do-you-closely-resemble/758087/70 "2016-06-24T18:11:38Z")

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> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#):
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> I got a **Tom Cruise** once from some random old lady when I was delivering pizza in college.

Did you get a big “tip”?

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**Author:** ![The\_wind\_of\_my\_soul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecc23a/32.png) [@The\_wind\_of\_my\_soul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_wind_of_my_soul)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2016, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-celebrity-do-you-closely-resemble/758087/71 "2016-06-24T18:15:04Z")

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I think everyone in the world agrees that I look like [Sarah Silverman](http://www.self.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/sarah-silverman-870-820x518.jpg). I’ve also gotten [Mila Kunis](http://www.theplace2.ru/photos/Mila-Kunis-md761/) quite a few times.

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**Author:** ![Valgard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/7feea3/32.png) [@Valgard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Valgard)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2016, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-celebrity-do-you-closely-resemble/758087/72 "2016-06-24T19:18:13Z")

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Bill Murray and Robin Williams, several times.

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**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2016, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-celebrity-do-you-closely-resemble/758087/73 "2016-06-24T19:29:26Z")

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> [@The\_wind\_of\_my\_soul](#):
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> I think everyone in the world agrees that I look like [Sarah Silverman](http://www.self.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/sarah-silverman-870-820x518.jpg). I’ve also gotten [Mila Kunis](http://www.theplace2.ru/photos/Mila-Kunis-md761/) quite a few times.

I’m thinking [Rachel Mclish](http://www.girlswithmuscle.com/images/full/897269152.jpg)!

😉

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**Author:** ![Penfeather](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penfeather/32/384_2.png) [@Penfeather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Penfeather)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2016, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-celebrity-do-you-closely-resemble/758087/74 "2016-06-24T21:36:06Z")

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> [@Count\_Blucher](#):
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> Promise us all that you will do Something important with your ‘good looks’.  
> If you look that good but squander it foolishly, I’d have to hate you with a passionate heat usually reserved for re-lighting the dying suns of massively populated solar systems…

For instance, it’s already the weekend and we still don’t have a cure for cancer.

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**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2016, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-celebrity-do-you-closely-resemble/758087/75 "2016-06-25T02:17:06Z")

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> [@Penfeather](#):
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> For instance, it’s already the weekend and we still don’t have a cure for cancer.

…or non sequiturs…?

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2016, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-celebrity-do-you-closely-resemble/758087/76 "2016-06-25T12:16:45Z")

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> [@Count\_Blucher](#):
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> …or non sequiturs…?

Damn your eyes!

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2016, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-celebrity-do-you-closely-resemble/758087/77 "2016-06-25T13:27:00Z")

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When I was in college, I was called “Gilligan” by some guys who thought I resembled Bob Denver. A few years later, a co-worker called me “beatnik”, but I don’t know if it was because he thought I looked like Denver’s Maynard G. Krebs character or just because I had (and still have) a somewhat unruly little beard.

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