# Which character's life do you want?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-characters-life-do-you-want/78735>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [August 29, 2001, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-characters-life-do-you-want/78735 "2001-08-29T16:28:28Z")\
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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2005, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-characters-life-do-you-want/78735/61 "2005-06-09T16:09:51Z")

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**Homer Simpson**

> [@Case Sensitive](#):
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> You forgot his smackdown with George Bush {Snr}, which was at least a draw, despite Bush’s CIA skills.

Don’t forget he won an Emmy as part of the B-Sharps, and once (briefly) owned the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant. To say nothing of being blessed with the most patient, indulgent, loving wife in all of human history.

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