# Which city would you \[urinate\] on? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 19, 2002, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-city-would-you-urinate-on/114863 "2002-06-19T14:16:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Celyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9dc877/32.png) [@Celyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Celyn)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2002, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-city-would-you-urinate-on/114863/21 "2002-06-19T23:14:53Z")
London (might give fair warning to all the nice LondDopers first though) ---
**Author:** ![rackensack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e5b9ba/32.png) [@rackensack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rackensack)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2002, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-city-would-you-urinate-on/114863/22 "2002-06-19T23:24:09Z")
Dallas, without question. No trees, an airport built for the convenience of the locals with a hearty “get fucked” for everyone who has to change planes there, horribly ugly sprawl without any redeeming qualities or areas, and it’s full of Texans. [Joe Ely] Did you ever see Dallas from a DC-9 at night? [/Joe Ely] . . . and piss all over it? ---
**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2002, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-city-would-you-urinate-on/114863/23 "2002-06-19T23:57:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Palve \* > \*\*I’d second the whole state of Florida, but if I had to pick a city I guess I’d choose Orlando. \*\* :eek: Jeez, do you people not like me, or what??? ---
**Author:** ![december](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/838e76/32.png) [@december](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/december)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2002, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-city-would-you-urinate-on/114863/24 "2002-06-19T23:59:02Z")
Pissburgh 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Jerrybear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8c91f0/32.png) [@Jerrybear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jerrybear)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2002, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-city-would-you-urinate-on/114863/25 "2002-06-20T00:19:16Z")
Another vote for Los Angeles/Hollywood. Miami and Talahassee, Florida. Heck, the entire state of Florida. Columbus, Ohio. East Lansing, Michigan. South Bend, Indiana. I am a Michigan Wolverine fan, so the homes of the Buckeyes, Spartans, and Fighting Irish have to be on the list. Chicago, because I am a Green Bay Packer fan. ---
**Author:** ![Jerrybear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8c91f0/32.png) [@Jerrybear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jerrybear)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2002, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-city-would-you-urinate-on/114863/26 "2002-06-20T00:22:25Z")
Oh, yeah, can’t forget Dallas…home of my other most hated NFL team. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Angel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d26b3c/32.png) [@Johnny\_Angel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Angel)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2002, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-city-would-you-urinate-on/114863/27 "2002-06-20T00:24:16Z")
Los Angeles. Fucking Langlers. ---
**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2002, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-city-would-you-urinate-on/114863/28 "2002-06-20T01:26:18Z")
Boston. Sorry, but every time I go there, (for work, weddings, etc, not b/c I want to), I’m treated to a never-ending parade of arrogant confrontational assholes. And since it smells like hot piss anyway, I think some people beat me to it. ---
**Author:** ![Sab-O-Tosh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Sab-O-Tosh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sab-O-Tosh)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2002, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-city-would-you-urinate-on/114863/29 "2002-06-20T01:30:48Z")
Mine would be Mexico City If fact I would shit a big ass burrito turd right in the middle of the city. Fuck the Mexican Cops!!! ---
**Author:** ![Ripple](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b2d939/32.png) [@Ripple](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ripple)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2002, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-city-would-you-urinate-on/114863/30 "2002-06-20T01:33:49Z")
I’ll nominate East Rutherford, NJ. ---
**Author:** ![CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crankyasanoldman/32/11670_2.png) [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2002, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-city-would-you-urinate-on/114863/31 "2002-06-20T02:08:00Z")
Sorry, Florida Dopers, but Miami is #1 on my list. ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2002, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-city-would-you-urinate-on/114863/32 "2002-06-20T02:21:06Z")
It’s a tie between Los Angeles and Abilene, Texas. Robin ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_The\_Diver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Buck\_The\_Diver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_The_Diver)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2002, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-city-would-you-urinate-on/114863/33 "2002-06-20T02:33:13Z")
The entire island of St. Thomas, USVI. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2002, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-city-would-you-urinate-on/114863/34 "2002-06-20T02:41:22Z")
**Tucumcari, NM** I drove through there on the way to the Rose Bowl a few years ago…it is truly the urinal cake of America. stv ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2002, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-city-would-you-urinate-on/114863/35 "2002-06-20T02:54:38Z")
Ahhh, you people are just jealous of us Florida dopers… …but I’d whip it out and hose down West Palm Beach given the chance. Apparently it’s only zoned for multi-million dollar mansions, and slums. Nothing in between. ---
**Author:** ![cmkeller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmkeller/32/118_2.png) [@cmkeller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmkeller)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2002, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-city-would-you-urinate-on/114863/36 "2002-06-20T04:01:15Z")
Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada. Would and did. ---
**Author:** ![Atreyu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@Atreyu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atreyu)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2002, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-city-would-you-urinate-on/114863/37 "2002-06-20T05:04:55Z")
Spokane, Washington. It’s a long story. ---
**Author:** ![waterj2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/858c86/32.png) [@waterj2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/waterj2)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2002, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-city-would-you-urinate-on/114863/38 "2002-06-20T05:35:40Z")
Troy, New York. ---
**Author:** ![Angel\_of\_the\_Lord](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/angel_of_the_lord/32/2949_2.png) [@Angel\_of\_the\_Lord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angel_of_the_Lord)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2002, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-city-would-you-urinate-on/114863/39 "2002-06-20T05:38:43Z")
Bowling Green, Ohio. Bastard county cops pulled me over on 80/90. THEN they tried to get me to appear in court over there instead of sending the money. Nuh-uh, no friggin’ way. I live in Illinois. No drive, no way. I’m petty, aren’t I? ---
**Author:** ![Dragonblink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Dragonblink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragonblink)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2002, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-city-would-you-urinate-on/114863/40 "2002-06-20T06:51:39Z")
All right, y’all can piss on my beautiful Los Angeles if and only if I can drink enough to piss on all of Orange County. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-city-would-you-urinate-on/114863.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-city-would-you-urinate-on/114863.md?page=3)