# Which dead celebrity would you most like to have boinked? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 2, 2003, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dead-celebrity-would-you-most-like-to-have-boinked/172628 "2003-05-02T14:44:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![The\_Scrivener](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@The\_Scrivener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Scrivener)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dead-celebrity-would-you-most-like-to-have-boinked/172628/41 "2003-05-02T20:57:28Z")
Sight unseen, **Frankd6**? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![NicePete](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ee7513/32.png) [@NicePete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NicePete)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dead-celebrity-would-you-most-like-to-have-boinked/172628/42 "2003-05-02T21:11:35Z")
Good enough to launch a thousand ships, good enough for me. ---
**Author:** ![bibliophile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e36b37/32.png) [@bibliophile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bibliophile)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dead-celebrity-would-you-most-like-to-have-boinked/172628/43 "2003-05-02T21:32:08Z")
River Phoenix ---
**Author:** ![bibliophile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e36b37/32.png) [@bibliophile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bibliophile)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dead-celebrity-would-you-most-like-to-have-boinked/172628/44 "2003-05-02T21:34:41Z")
And of course, without a second’s hesitation, Jeff Buckley ---
**Author:** ![Interrobang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/interrobang/32/17463_2.png) [@Interrobang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Interrobang)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dead-celebrity-would-you-most-like-to-have-boinked/172628/45 "2003-05-02T21:38:32Z")
Hmmm. Suzy Delair and Simone Simon are still alive, which means I’m going with Barbara Stanwyck, Rita Hayworth or Grace Kelly. Let’s say Stanwyck, right around the time of _The Lady Eve_. ---
**Author:** ![RandMcnally](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dead-celebrity-would-you-most-like-to-have-boinked/172628/46 "2003-05-02T21:49:57Z")
Audrey Hepburn when she was in Sabrina. ---
**Author:** ![YellowTail](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/b5ac83/32.png) [@YellowTail](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YellowTail)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dead-celebrity-would-you-most-like-to-have-boinked/172628/47 "2003-05-02T21:54:19Z")
Myrna Loy in the Thin Man movies. I can hear that sing song voice when she says, “Nicky.” [/shivers] ---
**Author:** ![photopat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dead-celebrity-would-you-most-like-to-have-boinked/172628/48 "2003-05-02T21:59:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dewey Cheatem Undhow \* > \*\*\Let’s face it, you’re more likely to get a finger in your ass at some point in the evening from Mae than from Grace. \*\* …ummm…that’s a good thing? I’d go with Grace thanks. Also a 1930’s era Harriet Nelson. I’ve seen pictures of her from that period. Yow. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_Draper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b2d939/32.png) [@Don\_Draper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_Draper)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dead-celebrity-would-you-most-like-to-have-boinked/172628/49 "2003-05-02T22:04:06Z")
James Dean! [http://www.jamesdeangallery.com/Photoarchive/photoweek.html](http://www.jamesdeangallery.com/Photoarchive/photoweek.html) I also wouldn’t mind getting into bed with George Peppard (who co-starred with Audrey Hepburn in “Breakfast at Tiffany”) ---
**Author:** ![Dewey\_Cheatem\_Undhow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/13edae/32.png) [@Dewey\_Cheatem\_Undhow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Cheatem_Undhow)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dead-celebrity-would-you-most-like-to-have-boinked/172628/50 "2003-05-02T22:04:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Arden Ranger \* > **[Kevin Smith](http://hem.passagen.se/dreamworker/stars/ares/ares.html)** For a second there I thought you meant the [tubby bitch](http://us.imdb.com/Name?Smith,+Kevin). 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Dewey\_Cheatem\_Undhow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/13edae/32.png) [@Dewey\_Cheatem\_Undhow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Cheatem_Undhow)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dead-celebrity-would-you-most-like-to-have-boinked/172628/51 "2003-05-02T22:07:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by photopat \* > \*\*…ummm…that’s a good thing? \*\* Only if she does it right. ---
**Author:** ![blowero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/41988e/32.png) [@blowero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blowero)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dead-celebrity-would-you-most-like-to-have-boinked/172628/52 "2003-05-02T22:10:54Z")
I’ll second Ingrid Bergman - yummy! I never got the Marilyn Monroe thing - just doesn’t work for me. ---
**Author:** ![irishgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@irishgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/irishgirl)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dead-celebrity-would-you-most-like-to-have-boinked/172628/53 "2003-05-02T23:33:11Z")
Dusty Springfield…in the hope that she’d sing me a lullaby. Douglas Adams…in the hope he’d tell me a bed time story. River Phoenix…have you seen him??? ---
**Author:** ![middleman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9a140/32.png) [@middleman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/middleman)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dead-celebrity-would-you-most-like-to-have-boinked/172628/54 "2003-05-02T23:59:48Z")
Hattie McDaniel or Ethel Merman! ---
**Author:** ![Invisible\_Chimp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f05b48/32.png) [@Invisible\_Chimp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Invisible_Chimp)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dead-celebrity-would-you-most-like-to-have-boinked/172628/55 "2003-05-03T00:12:20Z")
Grace Kelly was definately smoking. Same with Natalie Wood, Marilyn Monroe, Rita Hayworth, Ingrid Bergman. I would have done any of them. But what about Judy Garland c. 1942? Yummy. ---
**Author:** ![look\_ninjas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b2d939/32.png) [@look\_ninjas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/look_ninjas)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dead-celebrity-would-you-most-like-to-have-boinked/172628/56 "2003-05-03T00:17:31Z")
Gene Kelly. _Damn._ ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dead-celebrity-would-you-most-like-to-have-boinked/172628/57 "2003-05-03T00:28:08Z")
I dunno . . . According to Carole Lombard, “he was no Clark Gable . . .” ---
**Author:** ![Booker57](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Booker57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Booker57)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dead-celebrity-would-you-most-like-to-have-boinked/172628/58 "2003-05-03T00:32:09Z")
Helen Twelvetrees I like the name. ---
**Author:** ![Omorka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/50afbb/32.png) [@Omorka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omorka)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dead-celebrity-would-you-most-like-to-have-boinked/172628/59 "2003-05-03T00:35:26Z")
Ah, somene beat me to Gene Kelley. Finest male ass ever to grace film, no doubt about it - especially right around 1951. He’d probably leave bruises, though. Ah, well, I’d live. 😉 I wouldn’t mind a good tussle in the sheets with Bing Crosby circa 1938, either. Second both Mae West and River Phoenix. ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dead-celebrity-would-you-most-like-to-have-boinked/172628/60 "2003-05-03T01:56:08Z")
And she wasn’t [bad looking](http://web.ukonline.co.uk/t.actress/scanst/twelvetrees/s.htm), either . . . [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dead-celebrity-would-you-most-like-to-have-boinked/172628.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dead-celebrity-would-you-most-like-to-have-boinked/172628.md?page=4)