# Which dead celebrity would you most like to have boinked? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 2, 2003, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dead-celebrity-would-you-most-like-to-have-boinked/172628 "2003-05-02T14:44:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![JackFtL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9f8e36/32.png) [@JackFtL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JackFtL)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2010, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dead-celebrity-would-you-most-like-to-have-boinked/172628/141 "2010-12-13T16:05:50Z")
I have always dreamt of being with Gene Kelly. Ive had a crush on this man since I was a child. After reading these posts tho, I have to say JFK jr is at the top of the list also ---
**Author:** ![tripthicket](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripthicket/32/297_2.png) [@tripthicket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tripthicket)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2010, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dead-celebrity-would-you-most-like-to-have-boinked/172628/142 "2010-12-13T16:37:49Z")
Karen Carpenter, pre-anorexia I don’t know what her speaking voice was like, but if she would croon naughty things into my ear with that rich singing voice… I think I would have done her sight unseen, just based on the beauty of her voice alone. ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2010, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dead-celebrity-would-you-most-like-to-have-boinked/172628/143 "2010-12-13T16:40:43Z")
What an appropriate zombie thread. Anyway, Gregory Peck is mine! ---
**Author:** ![Sandra\_Battye](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sandra_battye/32/552_2.png) [@Sandra\_Battye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sandra_Battye)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2010, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dead-celebrity-would-you-most-like-to-have-boinked/172628/144 "2010-12-13T18:01:59Z")
If we’re going by their screen/publicity images… Cary Grant Gene Kelly Danny Kaye Clark Gable ---
**Author:** ![Khaki\_Campbell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de053/32.png) [@Khaki\_Campbell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khaki_Campbell)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2010, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dead-celebrity-would-you-most-like-to-have-boinked/172628/145 "2010-12-13T18:39:58Z")
Marlene Dietrich ETA : Romy Schneider ---
**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2010, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dead-celebrity-would-you-most-like-to-have-boinked/172628/146 "2010-12-13T18:52:58Z")
People are going back without stopping off for Vivian Leigh? ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2010, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dead-celebrity-would-you-most-like-to-have-boinked/172628/147 "2010-12-13T18:56:37Z")
Grace Kelly Gene Kelly ---
**Author:** ![WOOKINPANUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wookinpanub/32/132_2.png) [@WOOKINPANUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WOOKINPANUB)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2010, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dead-celebrity-would-you-most-like-to-have-boinked/172628/148 "2010-12-13T19:00:36Z")
Assuming it’s not limited to actors, I pick Michael Hutchence from INXS. I’d always wanted to put my shrimp on his delicious Aussie barby and after he died I read that he was very sexual and practically addicted to uh, going down under. ---
**Author:** ![MLS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/919ad9/32.png) [@MLS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MLS)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2010, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dead-celebrity-would-you-most-like-to-have-boinked/172628/149 "2010-12-13T19:29:10Z")
Christopher Reeve. Paul Newman. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2010, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dead-celebrity-would-you-most-like-to-have-boinked/172628/150 "2010-12-13T19:31:24Z")
John Lennon George Harrison ---
**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2010, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dead-celebrity-would-you-most-like-to-have-boinked/172628/151 "2010-12-13T19:34:13Z")
Jean Harlow Rita Hayworth Natalie Wood Megan Fox (well her career is dead) ETA: Forgot Maureen O’Sullivan circa Tarzan and His Mate ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2010, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dead-celebrity-would-you-most-like-to-have-boinked/172628/152 "2010-12-13T19:35:02Z")
Ingrid Bergman, early 1940’s era… ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2010, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dead-celebrity-would-you-most-like-to-have-boinked/172628/153 "2010-12-13T19:37:11Z")
Sybil Seely circa 1920. ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2010, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dead-celebrity-would-you-most-like-to-have-boinked/172628/154 "2010-12-13T19:56:40Z")
John Lennon, Jimi Hendrix, Jim Morrison. ---
**Author:** ![tr0psn4j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/958977/32.png) [@tr0psn4j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tr0psn4j)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2010, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dead-celebrity-would-you-most-like-to-have-boinked/172628/155 "2010-12-13T20:29:36Z")
Audrey Hepburn. No one comes meven close. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2010, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dead-celebrity-would-you-most-like-to-have-boinked/172628/156 "2010-12-13T20:48:00Z")
> [@teela\_brown](#): > > I’ll see your Tyrone Power and raise you a Cary Grant. Have I got some bad news for you. [Grant](http://drx.typepad.com/psychotherapyblog/images/2007/09/03/cary_grant_and_randolph_scott_2.jpg)here with Randolph Scott. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Jelly\_Roll](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Jelly\_Roll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jelly_Roll)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2010, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dead-celebrity-would-you-most-like-to-have-boinked/172628/157 "2010-12-13T22:26:19Z")
[Paul Newman](http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.bitchdujour.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/paul-newman.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.bitchdujour.com/%3Fp%3D2109&usg=__zMXUgd831CmSA35mNAnL_MlOwrg=&h=450&w=360&sz=26&hl=en&start=0&sig2=aU5YCfoYWEIEud4NRzEleQ&zoom=1&tbnid=0HVXUx6W4ON4UM:&tbnh=109&tbnw=87&ei=8JwGTZXKFpGL4Qa2z8GCCg&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dpaul%2Bnewman%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DX%26rls%3Dcom.microsoft:en-US%26biw%3D963%26bih%3D544%26tbs%3Disch:1&um=1&itbs=1&iact=rc&dur=360&oei=8JwGTZXKFpGL4Qa2z8GCCg&page=1&ndsp=21&ved=1t:429,r:0,s:0&tx=32&ty=62) [Paul Newman](http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://thebosh.com/upload/2008/09/30/paul_newman_has_died/Paul-Newman.jpg&imgrefurl=http://thebosh.com/archives/2008/09/paul_newman_has_died.php&usg=__6yn_Evv-KnHxMfu_8z6U6lage10=&h=500&w=500&sz=45&hl=en&start=21&sig2=0jWRP5pcoRDXIsb_KKPbBQ&zoom=1&tbnid=yxaOSO1eiyAiIM:&tbnh=121&tbnw=121&ei=IJ0GTYT8N8z1nAeOpeXTCQ&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dpaul%2Bnewman%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DX%26rls%3Dcom.microsoft:en-US%26biw%3D963%26bih%3D544%26tbs%3Disch:1&um=1&itbs=1&iact=rc&dur=406&oei=8JwGTZXKFpGL4Qa2z8GCCg&esq=2&page=2&ndsp=18&ved=1t:429,r:7,s:21&tx=56&ty=59) [PAUL NEWMAN!!](http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/pictures/2008/09/29/AP1964newman460.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2008/sep/29/paulnewman.usa&usg=__Pg-ccUfmJSJgTLv2gomH1hwWoDs=&h=276&w=460&sz=18&hl=en&start=113&sig2=tCd9yjF6fQiMbzMPHVRKDQ&zoom=1&tbnid=rJZQFOPN4p380M:&tbnh=91&tbnw=151&ei=Vp0GTe2WM4yQnwfYn53lDQ&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dpaul%2Bnewman%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DX%26rls%3Dcom.microsoft:en-US%26biw%3D963%26bih%3D544%26tbs%3Disch:10%2C2699&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=210&vpy=250&dur=172&hovh=174&hovw=290&tx=138&ty=98&oei=8JwGTZXKFpGL4Qa2z8GCCg&esq=6&page=7&ndsp=18&ved=1t:429,r:13,s:113&biw=963&bih=544) ---
**Author:** ![BrotherCadfael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@BrotherCadfael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrotherCadfael)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2010, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dead-celebrity-would-you-most-like-to-have-boinked/172628/158 "2010-12-14T02:20:52Z")
> [@bayonet1976](#): > > Grace Kelly appetizer, Rita Hayworth main course, and Julie Andrews as dessert (I know she’s not dead, but I wouldn’t go out of my way to boink her now, back in the 60’s though…) Hey, the lovely and talented Mrs. Edwards still has it goin’ on! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2010, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dead-celebrity-would-you-most-like-to-have-boinked/172628/159 "2010-12-14T02:48:19Z")
[John Barrymore.](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:John_Barrymore.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Enuma\_Elish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5e9695/32.png) [@Enuma\_Elish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enuma_Elish)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2010, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dead-celebrity-would-you-most-like-to-have-boinked/172628/160 "2010-12-14T03:57:18Z")
Ingrid Bergman. Especially if she wears her ‘Bell’s of St. Mary’s’ costume!!! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dead-celebrity-would-you-most-like-to-have-boinked/172628.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dead-celebrity-would-you-most-like-to-have-boinked/172628.md?page=9)