# Which dead celebrity would you most like to have boinked?

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**Created:** [May 2, 2003, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dead-celebrity-would-you-most-like-to-have-boinked/172628 "2003-05-02T14:44:20Z")\
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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2010, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dead-celebrity-would-you-most-like-to-have-boinked/172628/161 "2010-12-14T18:50:01Z")

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Hedy Lamarr. Granted, she’s not hottest, physically, of classic movie stars (though still damn fine), but I’ve always had a thing for brainy women.

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**Author:** ![Ronald\_C.Semone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/cc9497/32.png) [@Ronald\_C.Semone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ronald_C.Semone)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2010, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dead-celebrity-would-you-most-like-to-have-boinked/172628/162 "2010-12-14T18:56:05Z")

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> [@Chronos](#):
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> Hedy Lamarr. Granted, she’s not hottest, physically, of classic movie stars (though still damn fine), but I’ve always had a thing for brainy women.

“…not hottest…”? I can’t imagine a more beautiful woman than Hedy Lamarr.

But if we are not just talking about sexy women (and men) and want to open this discussion to “bragging rights”, I’d chose The Virgin Mary.

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**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2010, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dead-celebrity-would-you-most-like-to-have-boinked/172628/163 "2010-12-14T19:01:35Z")

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> [@Ronald\_C.Semone](#):
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> “…not hottest…”? I can’t imagine a more beautiful woman than Hedy Lamarr.
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> But if we are not just talking about sexy women (and men) and want to open this discussion to “bragging rights”, I’d chose The Virgin Mary.

She may not qualify. It is not a settled issue whether she died before The Assumption.

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**Author:** ![Scubaqueen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c0e974/32.png) [@Scubaqueen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scubaqueen)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2010, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dead-celebrity-would-you-most-like-to-have-boinked/172628/164 "2010-12-15T15:00:18Z")

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if i were gay, lauren bacall straight out of ‘the big sleep.’

since i’m not, errol flynn ‘adventures of robin hood.’ hubba-hubba 😃

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