# Which Dickens character would you f\*\*\* in a second? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [January 14, 2001, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dickens-character-would-you-f-in-a-second/49997 "2001-01-14T15:32:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2013, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dickens-character-would-you-f-in-a-second/49997/21 "2013-04-23T12:41:25Z")
Being as I like my women on the zaftig side, I’ll take Mrs. Fezziwig. ---
**Author:** ![hogarth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hogarth/32/1773_2.png) [@hogarth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hogarth)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2013, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dickens-character-would-you-f-in-a-second/49997/22 "2013-04-23T13:19:28Z")
> [@Ukulele\_Ike](#): > > And the Young Lady in the Fur-Trimmed Boots, at the Wardleses’ in PICKWICK. Such a flirt. I’d like to catch HER over the stile. Even though this thread was revived by a spammer, I have to acknowledge that this is an inspired choice. A little healthy flirtation is great! I’ll add Matilda Price from “Nicholas Nickleby”; she seemed pretty down-to-earth, and rubbing our relationship in Fanny Squeers’ face would be the icing on the cake. ---
**Author:** ![ReticulatingSplines](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e274bd/32.png) [@ReticulatingSplines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ReticulatingSplines)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2013, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dickens-character-would-you-f-in-a-second/49997/23 "2013-04-23T13:50:26Z")
> [@kambuckta](#): > > Wow, I’ve never seen a more…erm…colourful zombie revival. > > Should I report it, or let the thread take on a whole new life of its own?? > Pornographic minds etc..😛 Yeah…let’s let this one go for a while. ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2013, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dickens-character-would-you-f-in-a-second/49997/24 "2013-04-23T13:55:15Z")
I’d totally do Ms. Havisham. She was hot. ---
**Author:** ![LawMonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@LawMonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LawMonkey)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2013, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dickens-character-would-you-f-in-a-second/49997/25 "2013-04-23T13:57:37Z")
Lizzie Hexam? But only because I only know her from [The Unwritten](http://www.geekquality.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/1439352-uw_lizzie3.jpg). 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Jophiel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jophiel/32/66_2.png) [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2013, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dickens-character-would-you-f-in-a-second/49997/26 "2013-04-23T14:05:06Z")
> [@The Great Sun Jester](#): > > I’d totally do Ms. Havisham. She was hot. This thread’s been around for 12 years but I missed my response by ten minutes. Go figure. ---
**Author:** ![hogarth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hogarth/32/1773_2.png) [@hogarth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hogarth)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2013, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dickens-character-would-you-f-in-a-second/49997/27 "2013-04-23T14:11:27Z")
> [@LawMonkey](#): > > Lizzie Hexam? But only because I only know her from [The Unwritten](http://www.geekquality.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/1439352-uw_lizzie3.jpg). 😃 Lizzie Hexam spends the entire book trying to flee from the man she likes, so you’d have to be some kind of masochist to chase after her. ---
**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2013, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dickens-character-would-you-f-in-a-second/49997/28 "2013-04-23T14:19:28Z")
> [@Angel\_Noel](#): > > I honestly don’t like showering when I masturbate. I’d rather a bath. I usually lay down on my back with my legs up in the air with my vagina under the faucet. I let the warm water run on me. It is more pleasurable that way. I can’t see how you would want to stand while trying to climax, you would have to focus on balance and stuff. Id rather just let the water run on my vagina. I close my eyes and let my imagination go wild. Best orgasms ever. 😉 What the…I mean…How did…I don’t…What?? ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2013, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dickens-character-would-you-f-in-a-second/49997/29 "2013-04-23T14:58:59Z")
I’m going to close this one down due to it being over 10 years old. If someone would like to start a new topic on this subject, however, feel free. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dickens-character-would-you-f-in-a-second/49997.md?page=1)