# Which Doctor Who Companion would you do? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [August 28, 2001, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-doctor-who-companion-would-you-do/78516 "2001-08-28T14:04:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![labdude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/5fc32e/32.png) [@labdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/labdude)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2001, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-doctor-who-companion-would-you-do/78516/21 "2001-08-29T00:43:50Z")
what! no babes of dr who links! Sadly I can’t remember them. ---
**Author:** ![Weird\_AL\_Einstein](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c67d28/32.png) [@Weird\_AL\_Einstein](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weird_AL_Einstein)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2001, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-doctor-who-companion-would-you-do/78516/22 "2001-08-29T03:09:39Z")
I want a three way with Peri and Leela…then you can kill me, and I will die happy. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2001, 9:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-doctor-who-companion-would-you-do/78516/23 "2001-08-29T09:02:06Z")
Ace!!! Followed by Romana I, Leela, Jo, and Tegan (as long as she shut up, her accent was horrific). And Zoe, I guess, with those adorable eyes. Then I want Delta from ‘Delta and the Bannermen.’ ---
**Author:** ![gobear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8dc957/32.png) [@gobear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gobear)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2001, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-doctor-who-companion-would-you-do/78516/24 "2001-08-29T13:38:46Z")
If I were straight, I’d say Leela, hands down. You know those barbarian women are skilled in the that ol’ hot monkey love. Since I’m gay, I’d say Harry Sullivan. The trouble is that the set of Dr. Who companions is heavily skewed towards women, so a gay guy has a limited choice. And if I had to pick an incarnation of Dr. Who to screw, it would be the cute blond one with a celery stalk on his lapel who came after Tom Baker. ---
**Author:** ![Damhna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@Damhna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Damhna)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2001, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-doctor-who-companion-would-you-do/78516/25 "2001-08-29T13:58:36Z")
Which one was played by Bonnie Langford ? ---
**Author:** ![Legomancer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/779978/32.png) [@Legomancer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Legomancer)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2001, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-doctor-who-companion-would-you-do/78516/26 "2001-08-29T14:05:33Z")
Incidentally, here’s a guide to the companions: [http://www.timelord.co.uk/features/compans1.htm](http://www.timelord.co.uk/features/compans1.htm) but the photos aren’t great. I couldn’t find a better one at the moment. Bonnie Langford was Mel, and I thought she was a cutie. ---
**Author:** ![Arken](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/dfb087/32.png) [@Arken](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arken)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2001, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-doctor-who-companion-would-you-do/78516/27 "2001-08-29T14:42:42Z")
Ah, Mel… she who’s voice could cut through solid steel. ---
**Author:** ![Legomancer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/779978/32.png) [@Legomancer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Legomancer)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2001, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-doctor-who-companion-would-you-do/78516/28 "2001-08-29T14:46:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Arken \* > \*\*Ah, Mel… she who’s voice could cut through solid steel. \*\* “Carrot juice, carrot juice, carrot juice.” Incidentally, non-companions I’d do include the female scientist from ‘Kinda’. ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2001, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-doctor-who-companion-would-you-do/78516/29 "2001-08-30T01:25:11Z")
Mel !!! Wagh! The horrific Melanie Bush… I thought this was a thread on Companions you’d do, not _do in!_ [sub](aka Violet Elizabeth, a role that influenced every one of my generation against Bonnie Langford. As I’m sure she’d admit)[/sub] [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-doctor-who-companion-would-you-do/78516.md?page=1)