# Which Doper did it? : The Game

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-doper-did-it-the-game/295757>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 22, 2005, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-doper-did-it-the-game/295757 "2005-03-22T19:12:12Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2005, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-doper-did-it-the-game/295757/21 "2005-03-22T22:20:33Z")

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Correct on Roland Orzanbal, **Earthworm Jim**.

(10) Clue: “I think we have all the evidence we need,” the police officer stated. “Or maybe we have nothing. When we add up the bits though, I think we’ll know who this demon is.”

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**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2005, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-doper-did-it-the-game/295757/22 "2005-03-22T22:23:41Z")

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1. clue: After questioning all witnesses to the suspicious railway accident, all agreed that the most likely perpetrator was a man none of them had seen before.

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2005, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-doper-did-it-the-game/295757/23 "2005-03-22T22:45:59Z")

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> [@Inigo Montoya](#):
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> 1. clue: After questioning all witnesses to the suspicious railway accident, all agreed that the most likely perpetrator was a man none of them had seen before.

We’ll need to put out an A.P.B. on **Stranger On A Train** , then…

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2005, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-doper-did-it-the-game/295757/24 "2005-03-22T23:18:23Z")

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Clue: I think she might walk on an insanity plea.

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**Author:** ![RancidYakButterTeaParty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/53a042/32.png) [@RancidYakButterTeaParty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RancidYakButterTeaParty)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-doper-did-it-the-game/295757/25 "2005-03-23T00:10:13Z")

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1. Clue: Witnesses said they had never seen such a terrible sight before. 'Twas not a human that committed this crime. When CSI got to the crime scene, the only samples they could collect were a few unclean follicles.

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**Author:** ![picker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/picker/32/13969_2.png) [@picker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picker)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-doper-did-it-the-game/295757/26 "2005-03-23T00:11:58Z")

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12 would be the **Filthy Beast of Meat and Hair**

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**Author:** ![picker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/picker/32/13969_2.png) [@picker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picker)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-doper-did-it-the-game/295757/27 "2005-03-23T00:14:43Z")

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Clue: suddenly the silence of the night was shattered by a howling coming from somewhere beyond the pilings, amidst the freighters and tugs.

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**Author:** ![roger\_thornhill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d9b06d/32.png) [@roger\_thornhill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roger_thornhill)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-doper-did-it-the-game/295757/28 "2005-03-23T01:33:39Z")

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> [@ShibbOleth](#):
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> Clue: I think she might walk on an insanity plea.

**CrazyCatLady**?

Clue 13): It was either a chocoholic or an alien. Forensics will confirm. Either way, it was certainly female.

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**Author:** ![Scott\_Plaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Scott\_Plaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scott_Plaid)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-doper-did-it-the-game/295757/29 "2005-03-23T01:39:30Z")

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I haven’t managed to get any of these. However, I would like to insert one, if someone can’t think of any in the future. AThe answer is below, highlight to see it.

The suspect was seen to be leaving in a late model peasant style hut, propelled by giant chicken legs.

Devil’s Grandmother.

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**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-doper-did-it-the-game/295757/30 "2005-03-23T03:28:46Z")

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> [@laina\_f](#):
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> (10) Clue: “I think we have all the evidence we need,” the police officer stated. “Or maybe we have nothing. When we add up the bits though, I think we’ll know who this demon is.”

Well, that would have to be the Binary Guy, whatever his sequence of bits were… **1001011101** or **110101011** or **10101010** – whatever it is. (I don’t remember any threads he’s been in recently, and there are too many combinations to do a search… ;))

Clue:  
“Sir, we found this video tape left at the scene of the crime”  
“Play it, then, sergeant.”  
_tape begins_  
“Hi! You may remember me from other unsolved crimes such as ‘Smash and Grab at the Piggly Wiggly’, ‘Sorority House Slaughter’, and ‘Who Pushed Mrs. Friedman Down the Stairs?’…”

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**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-doper-did-it-the-game/295757/31 "2005-03-23T03:43:11Z")

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> [@Monstre](#):
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> Well, that would have to be the Binary Guy, whatever his sequence of bits were… **1001011101** or **110101011** or **10101010** – whatever it is. (I don’t remember any threads he’s been in recently, and there are too many combinations to do a search… ;))
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> Clue:  
> “Sir, we found this video tape left at the scene of the crime”  
> “Play it, then, sergeant.”  
> _tape begins_  
> “Hi! You may remember me from other unsolved crimes such as ‘Smash and Grab at the Piggly Wiggly’, ‘Sorority House Slaughter’, and ‘Who Pushed Mrs. Friedman Down the Stairs?’…”

**Troy Mclure**!

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**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-doper-did-it-the-game/295757/32 "2005-03-23T03:45:20Z")

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> [@picker](#):
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> Clue: suddenly the silence of the night was shattered by a howling coming from somewhere beyond the pilings, amidst the freighters and tugs.

Harborwolf.  
**Monstre** , 1010011010 (decimal 666) is correct.

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-doper-did-it-the-game/295757/33 "2005-03-23T04:10:18Z")

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> [@roger thornhill](#):
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> **CrazyCatLady**?

Although she fits, somewhat, it’s not who I had in mind.

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**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-doper-did-it-the-game/295757/34 "2005-03-23T04:20:28Z")

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Ok, here’s one: The police have taken in to custody a kindly old Scottish man into custody, despite the only evidence being a nasty stench at the scene, such as might be left behind by someone who is quite unclean.

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**Author:** ![lightingtool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/57b2e6/32.png) [@lightingtool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lightingtool)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-doper-did-it-the-game/295757/35 "2005-03-23T04:28:53Z")

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> [@ShibbOleth](#):
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> Clue: I think she might walk on an insanity plea.

**TellMeI’mNotCrazy**? My apologies if I misspelled the name.

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**Author:** ![Harborwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Harborwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harborwolf)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-doper-did-it-the-game/295757/36 "2005-03-23T04:29:56Z")

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Dude, I feel so cool right now. 😃 I’ve been noticed.

The police didn’t have much to go on. Just a fake name.

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**Author:** ![roger\_thornhill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d9b06d/32.png) [@roger\_thornhill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roger_thornhill)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-doper-did-it-the-game/295757/37 "2005-03-23T04:41:31Z")

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> [@ShibbOleth](#):
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> Although she fits, somewhat, it’s not who I had in mind.

Your’e very kind. No feline clue at all. Pathetic attempt by me.

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**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-doper-did-it-the-game/295757/38 "2005-03-23T06:04:24Z")

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Clue: The detective, inspecting the crime scene, suddenly realized that it was staged – no crime had actually occurred at all.

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**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-doper-did-it-the-game/295757/39 "2005-03-23T11:38:17Z")

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> [@laina\_f](#):
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> Harborwolf.  
> **Monstre** , 1010011010 (decimal 666) is correct.

i was sure it would have been jack Dean Tyler!

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**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-doper-did-it-the-game/295757/40 "2005-03-23T11:41:19Z")

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my clue:

Police said that the perpetrator left a note left at the scene. they say it was definitely left by a litigous female, who may be using a _nom de plume_.

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