# Which Dopers are you jealous of? ((My 1000th contribution.)) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 7, 2001, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dopers-are-you-jealous-of-my-1000th-contribution/75269 "2001-08-07T14:01:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![NothingMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b77776/32.png) [@NothingMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NothingMan)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2001, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dopers-are-you-jealous-of-my-1000th-contribution/75269/21 "2001-08-07T23:21:01Z")
I’m jealous of **Coldie**. Having all those women throw themselves at you must be terribly taxing. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2001, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dopers-are-you-jealous-of-my-1000th-contribution/75269/22 "2001-08-07T23:33:57Z")
::scratches head and thinks:: Who am I jealous of (in a good way)? **Fenris, Scylla, jarbabyj, and Crunchy Frog** for always being funny. I search out their threads. **Verrain, True Pisces, Scotticher, and Spider Woman** for their endless compassion. I wish I could be that nice. ---
**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2001, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dopers-are-you-jealous-of-my-1000th-contribution/75269/23 "2001-08-08T12:59:08Z")
I’m jealous of **Twisty** aswell. The git’s got a 19inch monitor(I’m looking at it right now, ggrrrr) and I’m stuck with a 17incher ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2001, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dopers-are-you-jealous-of-my-1000th-contribution/75269/24 "2001-08-08T13:49:29Z")
Well I’m jealous of **Simetra’s** being up above me in the post count. I’m also jealous of the dopers who have enough time to spend here to be really involved in Gret Debates. I don’t really have the time so I don’t mix it up as often as I would like. ---
**Author:** ![Kittie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f07891/32.png) [@Kittie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kittie)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2001, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dopers-are-you-jealous-of-my-1000th-contribution/75269/25 "2001-08-08T16:58:37Z")
I’m jealous of anyone who has ever done **Superdude** , **Jack Batty** or **Crunchyfrog** because I think they’re the sexiest men _ever_. Also, I’m jealous of **jarbabyj** and **hardygrrl** because I wish I could be that well-loved 😃 ~Kittie **Hey jadailey!!** ---
**Author:** ![Kittie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f07891/32.png) [@Kittie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kittie)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2001, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dopers-are-you-jealous-of-my-1000th-contribution/75269/26 "2001-08-08T17:05:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Kittie \* > **I’m jealous of anyone who has ever done Superdude, Jack Batty or Crunchyfrog because I think they’re the sexiest men _ever_.** Well, second sexiest… **darksyde** is the sexiest man ever…mmmm **darksyde** 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_griffin-kentzel/32/14787_2.png) [@Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Griffin-Kentzel)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2001, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dopers-are-you-jealous-of-my-1000th-contribution/75269/27 "2001-08-08T17:35:37Z")
Happy 1000th, **Simetra**! I’m jealous of **Spider Woman** and **TN\*hippie** , because they can write limericks. ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2001, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dopers-are-you-jealous-of-my-1000th-contribution/75269/28 "2001-08-08T17:41:56Z")
I am seriously jealous of **Olentzero** because of his amazing intelligence and ability to be a smartass while showing it. I admire those qualities. Robin ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2001, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dopers-are-you-jealous-of-my-1000th-contribution/75269/29 "2001-08-08T17:47:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Kittie \* > \*\*I’m jealous of anyone who has ever done **Superdude** , **Jack Batty** or **Crunchyfrog** because I think they’re the sexiest men _ever_. \*\* _blink_ _blink_ _blink_ I’m speechless. I’m jealous of **Kittie** for posessing what has to be the hugest imagination in history for considering me the one of the three or four sexiest men ever. Personally, at this particular point in my life (my LJ followers probably know what I’m talking about), I’m jealous of just about anyone who isn’t me. ---
**Author:** ![MamaHen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c89c15/32.png) [@MamaHen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MamaHen)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2001, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dopers-are-you-jealous-of-my-1000th-contribution/75269/30 "2001-08-08T18:00:20Z")
I am jealous of all the lovely ladies in the chat for being lovely while I am not! I am jealous of anyone who can make a joke and have people laugh. I am jealous of all of you going to Dopefests! I am just jealous of you all! Doesn’t mean I don’t love you all though 😃 OHH and I am jealous of Nocturne because she actually got to talk to Nulska! ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2001, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dopers-are-you-jealous-of-my-1000th-contribution/75269/31 "2001-08-08T18:39:20Z")
Happy 1000th, Sim! I’m not jealous of anyone. I really have no reason to be. ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2001, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dopers-are-you-jealous-of-my-1000th-contribution/75269/32 "2001-08-08T18:45:17Z")
Happy 1000th, Sim! I’m not jealous of anyone. I really have no reason to be. ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2001, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dopers-are-you-jealous-of-my-1000th-contribution/75269/33 "2001-08-08T19:00:29Z")
Happy 1000th, Sim! I’m not jealous of anyone. I really have no reason to be. ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2001, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dopers-are-you-jealous-of-my-1000th-contribution/75269/34 "2001-08-08T19:06:40Z")
Don’t mind me. Just trying to get my point across. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2001, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dopers-are-you-jealous-of-my-1000th-contribution/75269/35 "2001-08-08T19:30:31Z")
I’m jealous of Silver Fire for managing to triple-post. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2001, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dopers-are-you-jealous-of-my-1000th-contribution/75269/36 "2001-08-08T19:36:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Kittie \* > \*_I’m jealous of anyone who has ever done **Superdude** , **Jack Batty** or **Crunchyfrog** because I think they’re the sexiest men ever[/i_ :eek: Wow! Someone thinks I’m sexy! So, Kittie…which Dopefest will _you_ be attending? Thank you. BTW, I think when a woman growls or meows, it’s so blindingly sexy… ---
**Author:** ![Kittie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f07891/32.png) [@Kittie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kittie)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dopers-are-you-jealous-of-my-1000th-contribution/75269/37 "2001-08-09T02:43:34Z")
Hmmm…If any come near Hartford CT count me in. ~Kittie _ppuurrrrrr_ 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dopers-are-you-jealous-of-my-1000th-contribution/75269/38 "2001-08-09T03:26:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by THespos \* > \*\*Most of all, though, I’m jealous of anyone who got to suck face with **Nacho4Sara** at the NYC DopeFest. \*\* Wow. Now I feel like a Marine . . . “The few, the proud. . .” 😃 Tripler I too, am jealous of everyone that gets named in these sorta threads. ---
**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dopers-are-you-jealous-of-my-1000th-contribution/75269/39 "2001-08-09T03:47:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nocturne \* > > **I’m jealous of Shayna, tatertot, Persephone, tiggeril, Arden Ranger, Mauvaise, Medea’s Child, Mirrored Indigo Shadows, and Mama Hen because they are all very very very awesome women.** Wow. I mean **WOW**. I’d say you’ve left me speechless, but if I’m typing anything at all I’m not exactly at a complete loss for words, am I? 😉 Though I really don’t know what to say in response to that. I’m simply fumbling over my words here. Thank you for thinking I’m so awesome, and particularly for lumping me in with all those _truly_ awesome women. But I’m really not all _that_. Honest. Just ask my boss. He fires me every other day. Ok, well today he did offer to hire me a [“doctor” prostitute](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=80931) so long as I did the leg work to find one, so I must not be all _that_ bad, either. 😃 But seriously, I’m nothing to be jealous of. For heaven’s sake, just look at [this absolutely amazing rant](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=80644) and then tell me who the awesome one is here! Girl, you rock. That’s all I have to say. Oh, except for congrats on your 1,000th post, **Simetra**! * * * Jeg elsker dig, Thomas ---
**Author:** ![Doobieous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Doobieous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doobieous)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2001, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dopers-are-you-jealous-of-my-1000th-contribution/75269/40 "2001-08-09T04:02:08Z")
Wow Simetra, i feel all honored you mentioned me (you may not be the most prolific, but you are very cool in my book :)). Happy 1000th dude! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dopers-are-you-jealous-of-my-1000th-contribution/75269.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dopers-are-you-jealous-of-my-1000th-contribution/75269.md?page=3)