# Which dopers do you "know", and what do you know about them?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dopers-do-you-know-and-what-do-you-know-about-them/520361>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [December 7, 2009, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dopers-do-you-know-and-what-do-you-know-about-them/520361 "2009-12-07T20:48:58Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 16\
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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2010, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dopers-do-you-know-and-what-do-you-know-about-them/520361/261 "2010-01-04T02:08:51Z")

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Anybody know anything 'bout me?

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**Author:** ![Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/earl_snake-hips_tucker/32/3269_2.png) [@Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_Snake-Hips_Tucker)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2010, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dopers-do-you-know-and-what-do-you-know-about-them/520361/262 "2010-01-04T02:09:32Z")

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> [@BottledBlondJeanie](#):
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> Lissa Lissar: I think she’s the one who used to post about working in a museum, got grief, stopped posting for a bit and now posted that she’s 7 months preggers. Congrats!

Pssst! [Conflation](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php)

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2010, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dopers-do-you-know-and-what-do-you-know-about-them/520361/263 "2010-01-04T13:42:09Z")

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> [@vivalostwages](#):
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> Anybody know anything 'bout me?

Trying to pull together a teaching income from various temp and adjunct gigs, but not entirely sure of your field – English literature? You also grade assessment exams, which you get through mostly by posting the most bizarre shit here. _Desperate Housewives_ fan.

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**Author:** ![pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pseudotriton_ruber_ruber)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2010, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dopers-do-you-know-and-what-do-you-know-about-them/520361/264 "2010-01-04T13:56:18Z")

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> [@twickster](#):
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> Trying to pull together a teaching income from various temp and adjunct gigs, but not entirely sure of your field – English literature? You also grade assessment exams, which you get through mostly by posting the most bizarre shit here. _Desperate Housewives_ fan.

Also that you went to grad school in the south, I think North Carolina somewhere. Unless I’m mixing you up with someone else, but I don’t think so. And your field definitely is English Lit.

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**Author:** ![Agent\_Foxtrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc29f/32.png) [@Agent\_Foxtrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Agent_Foxtrot)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2010, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dopers-do-you-know-and-what-do-you-know-about-them/520361/265 "2010-01-04T14:27:49Z")

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> [@Argent\_Towers](#):
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> I don’t know if there’s another “AT guy” but there is **Agent Foxtrot** who drives me insane because I always see his posts and think for a second that they’re mine.

Yeah, but I was here first. 😃

I’m driven insane because everyone else thinks my posts are yours. 😛

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2010, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dopers-do-you-know-and-what-do-you-know-about-them/520361/266 "2010-01-04T14:29:30Z")

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> [@vivalostwages](#):
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> Anybody know anything 'bout me?

I have always hearted your user name.

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**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2010, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dopers-do-you-know-and-what-do-you-know-about-them/520361/267 "2010-01-04T19:13:20Z")

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> [@vivalostwages](#):
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> Anybody know anything 'bout me?

You’re the one who posts those “amusing essay response” threads. I assume you’re a teacher or professor. I look foward to your next collection of essay gems.

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**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2010, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dopers-do-you-know-and-what-do-you-know-about-them/520361/268 "2010-01-04T20:15:18Z")

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> [@missred](#):
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> **Skald** - Fellow Tennessean, makes me giggle.

You left out “as pretty as as hobbit, multi-peniséd, secretly plotting to throw the rest of the Dope in soup pots, possibly insane.”

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**Author:** ![missred](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/missred/32/14096_2.png) [@missred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missred)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2010, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dopers-do-you-know-and-what-do-you-know-about-them/520361/269 "2010-01-04T20:32:21Z")

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> [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](#):
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> You left out “as pretty as as hobbit, **multi-peniséd** , secretly plotting to throw the rest of the Dope in soup pots, possibly insane.”

_Cite?_

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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2010, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dopers-do-you-know-and-what-do-you-know-about-them/520361/270 "2010-01-04T21:59:28Z")

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> [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](#):
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> You’re the one who posts those “amusing essay response” threads. I assume you’re a teacher or professor. I look foward to your next collection of essay gems.

Well, it just so happens that I was doing some gem-collecting today. More readings and treasure hunts to follow.

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**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2010, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dopers-do-you-know-and-what-do-you-know-about-them/520361/271 "2010-01-04T22:05:11Z")

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> [@missred](#):
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> _Cite?_

If you insist. As a picture of me with my pants off is obviously not safe for work, I’ll put it in a spoiler box.

[spoiler]The faint of heart should avert their eyes.

[Skaldimus unpanted, in all his multiphallic glory.](http://www.kraproom.com/pacman/aod/gallery/d/3284-1/Cthulhu.jpg)  
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**Author:** ![Sarahfeena](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sarahfeena/32/519_2.png) [@Sarahfeena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sarahfeena)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2010, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dopers-do-you-know-and-what-do-you-know-about-them/520361/272 "2010-01-04T22:33:09Z")

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Is it wrong of me to find it hilarious that the Google ad right now is for Giraffe Boards?

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**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2010, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dopers-do-you-know-and-what-do-you-know-about-them/520361/273 "2010-01-04T22:35:24Z")

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> [@Sarahfeena](#):
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> Is it wrong of me to find it hilarious that the Google ad right now is for Giraffe Boards?

If I were capable of non-villainous feelings, that would make me very happy.

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**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2010, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dopers-do-you-know-and-what-do-you-know-about-them/520361/274 "2010-01-04T22:44:01Z")

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Giraffe Boards  
Finally, a message board that won’t give you AIDS.

This one will? :eek:

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**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2010, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dopers-do-you-know-and-what-do-you-know-about-them/520361/275 "2010-01-04T22:48:48Z")

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> [@MeanOldLady](#):
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> Giraffe Boards  
> Finally, a message board that won’t give you AIDS.
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> This one will? :eek:

No, but it will give you malware.

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2010, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dopers-do-you-know-and-what-do-you-know-about-them/520361/276 "2010-01-04T23:37:52Z")

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> [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](#):
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> You left out “as pretty as as hobbit, multi-peniséd, secretly plotting to throw the rest of the Dope in soup pots, possibly insane.”

> [@missred](#):
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> _Cite?_

One in the pants, one on the head.

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