# Which dopers do you "know", and what do you know about them? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [December 7, 2009, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dopers-do-you-know-and-what-do-you-know-about-them/520361 "2009-12-07T20:48:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Argent\_Towers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e8c25b/32.png) [@Argent\_Towers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argent_Towers)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dopers-do-you-know-and-what-do-you-know-about-them/520361/121 "2009-12-10T04:27:06Z")
I’m a fuckin’ black belt in ninjitsu, and I was a Navy SEAL, and I was also in Delta Force. I can kill a man in one hit with a secret technique. Technically, I shouldn’t even be talking about it. Currently I work as a security guard. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dopers-do-you-know-and-what-do-you-know-about-them/520361/122 "2009-12-10T04:45:48Z")
[Moderator Pissed Off At Posters Interrupting Pleasant Evening Eating a Damn Fine Meatloaf]Knock it off _now_! Take the bitchin’ to the BBQ Pit.[/Moderator Pissed Off At Posters Interrupting Pleasant Evening Eating a Damn Fine Meatloaf] ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dopers-do-you-know-and-what-do-you-know-about-them/520361/123 "2009-12-10T04:49:40Z")
**Czarcasm** –likes meatloaf. Somebody had to do it. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dopers-do-you-know-and-what-do-you-know-about-them/520361/124 "2009-12-10T04:55:14Z")
> [@Oakminster](#): > > **Czarcasm** –likes meatloaf. > > Somebody had to do it. 😃 **Oakminster** –likes coal in his stocking. Revenge is sweet. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dopers-do-you-know-and-what-do-you-know-about-them/520361/125 "2009-12-10T04:57:53Z")
Well, I’d prefer coal to Skoal, especially when it’s cold. ---
**Author:** ![Maiira](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Maiira](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maiira)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dopers-do-you-know-and-what-do-you-know-about-them/520361/126 "2009-12-10T05:13:38Z")
> [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](#): > > I’m glad that this hasn’t derailed and gone off to the pit. > > **Maiira** - only one thread? All I know is that you’re forgetful. Hey now, I’ve only been here two (well, going on three) months. Give me time! 😛 Actually, I don’t typically make threads anyway, even on boards I’ve frequented for years. All my thread ideas are usually taken, or I just plain don’t have any. I’m on the Adult Swim boards, and out of the three years I’ve been on there, I’ve made about as many threads. Though I think this board is a bit more conducive to my ideas, so I might make 'em more often. ---
**Author:** ![Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dopers-do-you-know-and-what-do-you-know-about-them/520361/127 "2009-12-10T05:16:52Z")
> [@Maiira](#): > > Hey now, I’ve only been here two (well, going on three) months. Give me time! 😛 > > Actually, I don’t typically make threads anyway, even on boards I’ve frequented for years. All my thread ideas are usually taken, or I just plain don’t have any. I’m on the Adult Swim boards, and out of the three years I’ve been on there, I’ve made about as many threads. Though I think this board is a bit more conducive to my ideas, so I might make 'em more often. Cool. Glad to have you on the Dope. ---
**Author:** ![lindsaybluth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/90db22/32.png) [@lindsaybluth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lindsaybluth)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dopers-do-you-know-and-what-do-you-know-about-them/520361/128 "2009-12-10T05:22:46Z")
> [@ZipperJJ](#): > > I think I was pretty spot-on in the previous “how popular are you?” poll. I’m sure plenty of people recognize my name (it starts with a Z!) but there’s not much to KNOW about me. I lack a persona and/or a schtick 🙂 I disagree; you’re always helpful in threads and don’t take potshots at people, or at their ideas. I know I’m getting a thoughtful, honest, and (even) gentle response when I’m reading a post of yours. That said, I lack a schtick, and for those who do know me, dislike me. Just how I like it 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Maiira](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Maiira](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maiira)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dopers-do-you-know-and-what-do-you-know-about-them/520361/129 "2009-12-10T05:23:34Z")
> [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](#): > > Cool. Glad to have you on the Dope. Thanks! Glad to be here. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dopers-do-you-know-and-what-do-you-know-about-them/520361/130 "2009-12-10T05:40:50Z")
> [@Argent\_Towers](#): > > I’m a fuckin’ black belt in ninjitsu, and I was a Navy SEAL, and I was also in Delta Force. I can kill a man in one hit with a secret technique. Technically, I shouldn’t even be talking about it. Currently I work as a security guard. I hear you can also lift 50-pound weights with your penis. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dopers-do-you-know-and-what-do-you-know-about-them/520361/131 "2009-12-10T13:23:48Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > I hear you can also lift 50-pound weights with your penis. You mean you can’t? And it’s hard to not think about our bet every time I see Kevin Smith and his puny yard-per-attempt average. ---
**Author:** ![Dinsdale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/97f17d/32.png) [@Dinsdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dinsdale)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dopers-do-you-know-and-what-do-you-know-about-them/520361/132 "2009-12-10T14:52:09Z")
> [@NinetyWt](#): > > … > **Dinsdale** - is a gov’t attorney, lives in/near Chicago, has 2 or 3 kids > … > **Dinsdale** - is an attorney with a ponytail, likes to go to casinos > … > Such is old age. _sigh_ Nope - that’s my brother Doug! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dopers-do-you-know-and-what-do-you-know-about-them/520361/133 "2009-12-10T15:05:25Z")
> [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](#): > > You mean you can’t? > > And it’s hard to not think about our bet every time I see Kevin Smith and his puny yard-per-attempt average. Doing better than Forte, ain’t he? ---
**Author:** ![lorene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/65b543/32.png) [@lorene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lorene)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dopers-do-you-know-and-what-do-you-know-about-them/520361/134 "2009-12-10T16:05:21Z")
**Robot Arm** : When came back, brought pie (a cherry pie that he made himself, even). ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dopers-do-you-know-and-what-do-you-know-about-them/520361/135 "2009-12-10T16:18:28Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > Sticking with folks who have posted to the other thread, I recognize just about all the user names there, but generally do not know or remember personal details about many of them. Sorry, therefore, if some of these are a bit sketchy. > Chefguy – I suspect a job in food service. Not since I was 19. ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dopers-do-you-know-and-what-do-you-know-about-them/520361/136 "2009-12-10T16:52:42Z")
> [@Dinsdale](#): > > Nope - that’s my brother Doug! 😛 He’s even meaner, I hear. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dopers-do-you-know-and-what-do-you-know-about-them/520361/137 "2009-12-10T16:57:37Z")
Actually, until these last couple threads I didn’t know squat about anyone really. But now I know I really would like to go drinking with Swampbear some day (any dude that comfortable with himself has got to be a blast to be around) and I suspect Argent is me in a different timeframe/dimension. I also think Twickster and MOL are both totally hot. ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dopers-do-you-know-and-what-do-you-know-about-them/520361/138 "2009-12-10T17:06:08Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > **Oakminster** –likes coal in his stocking. > > Revenge is sweet. 😃 **Czarcasm** is… SANTA!!! He’s REAL!!! (faints) ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dopers-do-you-know-and-what-do-you-know-about-them/520361/139 "2009-12-10T17:21:42Z")
**Hal Briston** - once set the curtains on fire using a homemade flame thrower to kill a fly. Pics and all. [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=8726805&postcount=1](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=8726805&postcount=1) ---
**Author:** ![lorene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/65b543/32.png) [@lorene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lorene)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dopers-do-you-know-and-what-do-you-know-about-them/520361/140 "2009-12-10T17:28:25Z")
> [@lorene](#): > > **Robot Arm** : When came back, brought pie (a cherry pie that he made himself, even). Let me quote myself and mention that I wish to be clear that he made the cherry filling himself. None of the canned stuff. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dopers-do-you-know-and-what-do-you-know-about-them/520361.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dopers-do-you-know-and-what-do-you-know-about-them/520361.md?page=8)