# Which dopers do you "know", and what do you know about them?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dopers-do-you-know-and-what-do-you-know-about-them/520361>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [December 7, 2009, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dopers-do-you-know-and-what-do-you-know-about-them/520361 "2009-12-07T20:48:58Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Gorgon\_Heap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f475e1/32.png) [@Gorgon\_Heap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorgon_Heap)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dopers-do-you-know-and-what-do-you-know-about-them/520361/141 "2009-12-10T17:32:26Z")

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Apparently I no longer know who is who. Many people have left over the years and others have changed their names. \*\*Cat Whisperer/b] - I never would have known it was featherlou, which I would have recognized.

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dopers-do-you-know-and-what-do-you-know-about-them/520361/142 "2009-12-10T17:34:43Z")

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> [@lorene](#):
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> Let me quote myself and mention that I wish to be clear that he made the cherry filling himself. None of the canned stuff.

The crust was from scratch, too.

It’s nice to be remembered.

**lorene** - Hurt her foot in a foot accident. Has a child who likes ice skating in theory more than in practice.

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**Author:** ![NinetyWt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/cc9497/32.png) [@NinetyWt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinetyWt)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dopers-do-you-know-and-what-do-you-know-about-them/520361/143 "2009-12-10T18:04:45Z")

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> [@Dinsdale](#):
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> Nope - that’s my brother Doug! 😛

Ack! That second one is supposed to be **Oakminster**!  
Wait … so **Oakminster** is your brother Doug ?? I knew it !

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dopers-do-you-know-and-what-do-you-know-about-them/520361/144 "2009-12-10T18:11:04Z")

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Huh. ☹

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**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dopers-do-you-know-and-what-do-you-know-about-them/520361/145 "2009-12-10T18:37:24Z")

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**Malacandra** - feels sorry for him- (or her-?) self a lot.

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**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dopers-do-you-know-and-what-do-you-know-about-them/520361/146 "2009-12-10T18:47:54Z")

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> [@NinetyWt](#):
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> Ack! That second one is supposed to be **Oakminster**!  
> Wait … so **Oakminster** is your brother Doug ?? I knew it !

I am not Doug, and my brother is neither **Dinsdale** nor a lawyer. But I do have a pony tail and enjoy casino gambling. 😃

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**Author:** ![Dinsdale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/97f17d/32.png) [@Dinsdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dinsdale)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dopers-do-you-know-and-what-do-you-know-about-them/520361/147 "2009-12-10T19:07:16Z")

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Uh **NinetyWt** - seems to either be infatuated with me or have difficulty keeping names straight… 😉

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dopers-do-you-know-and-what-do-you-know-about-them/520361/148 "2009-12-10T19:24:02Z")

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> [@Tahssa](#):
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> **Hal Briston** - once set the curtains on fire using a homemade flame thrower to kill a fly. Pics and all.
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> [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=8726805&postcount=1](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=8726805&postcount=1)

Wow - how did I miss that? That’s a special kind of…special.

{Waves at **Gorgon Heap**!}

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dopers-do-you-know-and-what-do-you-know-about-them/520361/149 "2009-12-10T19:46:41Z")

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> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#):
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> **Shirley Ujest** is my birthday twin, right down to the year. How’s 43 treating you, Shirls? 😃

Awesome, so far. Howboutyou!

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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dopers-do-you-know-and-what-do-you-know-about-them/520361/150 "2009-12-10T20:03:27Z")

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**jjimm** created a barfy smiley.

**Aesiron** knows his Trek, as does **carnivorousplant** , who also knows his Patrick O’Brien.

**ivylass** has been through an ordeal.

**Cervaise** knows an awful lot about film.

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**Author:** ![lorene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/65b543/32.png) [@lorene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lorene)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dopers-do-you-know-and-what-do-you-know-about-them/520361/151 "2009-12-10T20:23:05Z")

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> [@Robot\_Arm](#):
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> The crust was from scratch, too.

Pffft. Like you’re going to spend all that time making the filling (sour cherries, right?) and then dump it in an ol’ Pillsbury crust.

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**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dopers-do-you-know-and-what-do-you-know-about-them/520361/152 "2009-12-10T21:35:12Z")

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I’m terrible with names and remembering details, so although I recognize most usernames, I only remember details about about a few, mostly posters I’ve had board crushes on. And I probably misremember most of the details, too. Nonetheless, here goes:

**Swampbear** - Gay, southern, friendly, funny.  
**Mattmcl** - Also gay, lives in Quebec (Montreal, I think), very politically involved, has run in local elections with the Green Party, does translation work.  
**WhyNot** - Hasn’t been around in a while, may have left. ☹ Poly, always had great parenting advice.  
**Autolycus** - Haunted by a story he told about an incident with a ladle. Funny guy.  
**Twickster** - Always very helpful with gardening advice.  
**Hal Briston** - Username is Not Sir Blah backwards, has M&M fights, the sheep thing, got married before I could get to him, has a young daughter, bought a house a couple years ago, lives in Jersey (New).  
**Scylla** - Politically conservative, tells a good story.  
**Sampiro** - Gay, southern, tells a great story.  
**AHunter3** - Very liberal and strongly opinionated, has had a terrible time with the mental health system, great person to have in a discussion of feminism or treatment of mental illnesses.  
**Argent Towers** - Currently references _Hogg_ in every post he makes. 🙂  
**Qadgop the Mercotan** - Prison doc, lives in Wisconsin, tells a good story.  
**Anaamika** - Of Indian descent, is subjected to family drama, draws awesome cartoons.  
**Inigo Montoya** - My first board crush, bitterly funny. Sometimes starts bizarre threads I enjoy reading but almost never post to.  
**tdn** - Perpetually trying to find the right woman.  
**Colibri** - Currently living in Panama, studies birds. Colibri is Spanish for hummingbird, as I found out when I was in Panama to visit my mother, saw a hummingbird and asked a friend of hers what the Spanish word for it is.

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**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dopers-do-you-know-and-what-do-you-know-about-them/520361/153 "2009-12-10T22:40:09Z")

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It’s been a number of years since I’ve seriously hob-nobbed on the Dope, and most of the folks I was tight with have long since gone, but here are a couple:

**Sampiro** - as funny IRL as on the Dope. Nay, more so. Modern reincarnation of Wilde in a Southerner’s body.  
**elelle** - also very Southern, and eerily similar to myself in avocation and personal passions. Roots music aficionado (ditto, although she is infinitely more qualified than I to discuss it), and native plant guru (also a major interest of mine).

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**Author:** ![Argent\_Towers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e8c25b/32.png) [@Argent\_Towers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argent_Towers)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dopers-do-you-know-and-what-do-you-know-about-them/520361/154 "2009-12-10T23:10:01Z")

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> [@kopek](#):
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> I suspect Argent is me in a different timeframe/dimension.

I often think the same thing about myself and **Shagnasty.** Out of everyone here, and there are a _lot_ of Dopers, sometimes I feel like the way he looks at the world is almost an exact match for how I look at it, albeit with more life experience and maturity since he is a good deal older. Our narrative “voices” are also similar, I think.

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dopers-do-you-know-and-what-do-you-know-about-them/520361/155 "2009-12-10T23:18:17Z")

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> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#):
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> Doing better than Forte, ain’t he?

Hey, either way, they’re not on the team I like or my fantasy team, so it doesn’t impact me at all. Besides, everyone gets their career day against the Lions.

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**Author:** ![monstro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba9def/32.png) [@monstro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monstro)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2009, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dopers-do-you-know-and-what-do-you-know-about-them/520361/156 "2009-12-11T00:25:32Z")

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Hey, **Argent**. Apologies for insulting you. That wasn’t my intention. Just to explain my opinion, sometimes you strike me as someone who wants others to think he’s tough, when really he’s just a normal dude. Not a softie or wuss, but not really as hard-ass as you come across on the internet.

Maybe it has something to do with your affinity for guns.

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**Author:** ![Argent\_Towers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e8c25b/32.png) [@Argent\_Towers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argent_Towers)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2009, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dopers-do-you-know-and-what-do-you-know-about-them/520361/157 "2009-12-11T01:20:54Z")

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No hard feelings. Though I have no delusions of being a hardass. A real hardass wouldn’t even need a gun, anyway, he could kill you dead in one clean blow like the subject of the song _Fred_ by Zager & Evans.

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**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2009, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dopers-do-you-know-and-what-do-you-know-about-them/520361/158 "2009-12-11T01:32:40Z")

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> [@Maiira](#):
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> **Freudian Slit** : Generally shares my views on most issues, has frickin’ sweet username.

Aw, thanks…for all the username shout outs.

And the “shares views on issues” thing is cool, too, because I didn’t know people noticed my posts enough to pick up on trends like that–nice to know I’ve been noticed! 😃

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2009, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dopers-do-you-know-and-what-do-you-know-about-them/520361/159 "2009-12-11T03:35:39Z")

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> [@Freudian\_Slit](#):
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> Aw, thanks…for all the username shout outs.
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> And the “shares views on issues” thing is cool, too, because I didn’t know people noticed my posts enough to pick up on trends like that–nice to know I’ve been noticed! 😃

Whatever happened to **zoggie** , though? It’s like she assumed body and soul up into the clouds…

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**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2009, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dopers-do-you-know-and-what-do-you-know-about-them/520361/160 "2009-12-11T03:47:27Z")

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> [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](#):
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> Whatever happened to **zoggie** , though? It’s like she assumed body and soul up into the clouds…

Oh, she still looks down on us, benevolently, from time to time.

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