# Which dopers do you "know", and what do you know about them? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [December 7, 2009, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dopers-do-you-know-and-what-do-you-know-about-them/520361 "2009-12-07T20:48:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 1\ **Showing post:** 44
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2009, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dopers-do-you-know-and-what-do-you-know-about-them/520361/44 "2009-12-08T18:44:04Z")
Reposting my entire list from the other thread (which was limited to people who’d already posted in it, and I missed a ton of _them_): > [@Rate your own popularity on the Dope.](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rate-your-own-popularity-on-the-dope/520153/116): > > I put 50+. Not that I’m terribly _popular_, but I have a really, really long name, and I post in most of the forums, which makes a big difference. > > I figured the easiest way to determine whether or not I “know” you is to post my mental flash card for you. So here are my mental flash cards for people who posted in this thread (and for whom I have mental flash cards). > > **bucketybuck** : Irish. Funny. May be thinking of kambuckta, but he/she is Australian. Fuck, I forget which is which. > > **kidneyfailure** : name familiar. Possibly a dialysis patient. > > **Covered\_In\_Bees** : thinks he’s a dude, in clear opposition to the majority of other posters. Posts about sex a lot. Kind of reminds me of myself. > > **Antinor01** : Gay. Posts a lot in SSM threads, unsurprisingly. > > **Hal Briston** : Has an adorable daughter. Possibly two. Didn’t fuck a sheep. > > **Plan B** : Conservative. Argumentative. Actually pretty reasonable. Also, funny. > > **Renee** : Hot. Married to another hot person. Artistic type - paints watercolors or tiptoes through tulips or something. > > **Shakes** : Used to be kind of crazy. Changed username from all caps. > > **Diogenes the Cynic** : I got nothing. Well, except Vikings fan, veteran, incurable liberal, former pothead/hippie, married, lives in Minnesota. > > **DianaG** : Likes to have a lot of sex a lot. Does not like people infringing on her right to have sex. Seems like she might be the old loud lady double-fisting gin and tonics at the bar, but is probably not actually old. My kind of chick. > > **BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed** : Has a name I always think I should recognize, from a book or somesuch > > **ShibbOleth** : My favorite person in the whole wide world. Except myself. > > **MeanOldLady** : Sort of like DianaG, only black, although I have no reason to believe DianaG is not also black, come to think of it. Is owed a boat by me. Like me, spends the most time in the Pit and IMHO. > > **jali** : Rings a bell. > > **Shagnasty** : is from Massachussetts, but lives in Louisiana. Or vice versa. Something like that. Has gun. Possibly several. > > **Chez Guevara** : English. Clever name. Posts in sports threads a lot. > > **Qadgop the Mercotan:** Prison doctor. Has a doper kid who possibly no longer posts here - **elf** something, I think. Has many disgusting yet fascinating stories. > > **Chessic Sense** : used to be \*\*IntelSoldier \*\*(possibly separate words or uncapitalized or something). > > **Unauthorized Cinnamon** : has best name ever. Female. Owns a pair of crotchfruit. Friendly. > > **NineToTheSky** : English. Father of IHaveHipposInMyGarden. Likes… war memorabilia? > > **chowder** : old feller in Manchester or environs. Has irresponsible son. Probably generally found with copy of \*The Sun \*opened to Page 3. > > \*\*Malleus, Incus, Stapes!: \*\*Female. Do not understand username. Feel angry because do not understand username. Is new-ish. > > **IvoryTowerDenizen** : Female. Good at Feuds. > > **MsWhatsit** : Kinda motherly, in a good way. > > **mswas** : Unpredictable. Tends to swing back and forth in my estimation from “douche” to “good guy”, occasionally within minutes. More conservative than general population of boards in most areas. Massage therapist. Married. > > **Rick** : Knows everything there is to know about Volvos, except not to buy them (just kidding!) > > **WordMan** : Is into guitar. Posts in Cafe Society more than elsewhere. > > **Shirley Ujest** : My second favorite person who isn’t me. [QUOTE=Heart of Dorkness] Also, Really Not All That Bright: From the UK, but lives in the US. Often more conservative than me, but I’ll allow it because he’s cute and witty. [/QUOTE] Well, the first part is right, but as to the rest, you must have conflated me with someone else… :o Some more- **Heart of Dorkness** : Not related to **Left Hand of Dorkness**. This caused me much confusion. Girl. Thinks I’m cute and witty. Clearly, has dangerously poor judgment and should probably be locked up for her own protection. **Sleeps with Butterflies** : Small, blonde, cute. Photo whore. Can be a bitch. Registered nurse. Does not like children. Possibly my female counterpart, except the blonde and cute parts. More to follow. --- _[View the full topic](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-dopers-do-you-know-and-what-do-you-know-about-them/520361)._