# Which early Christian heresy are you? **URL:** \ **Category:** Great Debates\ **Created:** [July 29, 2014, 11:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-early-christian-heresy-are-you/694314 "2014-07-29T11:06:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2014, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-early-christian-heresy-are-you/694314/61 "2014-08-07T23:10:17Z")
_Somebody_ has waaaay too much time on their hands. ---
**Author:** ![naita](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naita/32/5862_2.png) [@naita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/naita)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2014, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-early-christian-heresy-are-you/694314/62 "2014-08-08T01:21:04Z")
> [@buddha\_david](#): > > Monophysitism here too, but I made a big mistake by answering question #8 as “Fascicle 7” when it’s obvious that “Fascicle 6” is far superior. :smack: Well I answered Fascicle 6, and still got monophysitism, so it probably didn’t have any effect. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2014, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-early-christian-heresy-are-you/694314/63 "2014-08-08T02:22:00Z")
Stop! Stop! You’re making me long for the days when I could kill\* all of you and get an express ticket to Heaven. Alas! the hard times the Roman Church has fallen on. ☹ - - Note to Mods: Not me, personally. I would never kill my fellow Dopers. I would have people to do it for me. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2014, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-early-christian-heresy-are-you/694314/64 "2014-08-08T02:44:16Z")
> [@dropzone](#): > > - > - Note to Mods: Not me, personally. I would never kill my fellow Dopers. I would have people to do it for me. Names? Prices? Extra charges for Mods? ---
**Author:** ![truthseeker3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e68b1a/32.png) [@truthseeker3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/truthseeker3)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2014, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-early-christian-heresy-are-you/694314/65 "2014-08-08T16:39:43Z")
> [@UDS](#): > > I stopped at question one, because the correct answer (“hand over everything to the bandits, because I cannot run fast enough to escape or fight hard enough to win a fight and I don’t want to be stapled”) was not offered. Well, that would be the orthodox answer. ---
**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2014, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-early-christian-heresy-are-you/694314/66 "2014-08-08T19:27:27Z")
I might be movin’ to Montana soon Just to raise me up a crop of Dental Floss Raisin’ it up Waxen it down In a little white box I can sell uptown By myself I wouldn’t Have no boss, But I’d be raisin’ my lonely Dental Floss Raisin’ my lonely Dental Floss Well I just might grow me some bees But I’d leave the sweet stuff For somebody else… but then, on the other hand I’d Keep the wax N’ melt it down Pluck some Floss N’ swish it aroun’ I’d have me a crop An’ it’d be on top - Frank Zappa I knew I’d be a match - I’m a Zappa fan. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-early-christian-heresy-are-you/694314.md?page=3)