# Which 'Family Guy' Character Are You? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [April 3, 2004, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-family-guy-character-are-you/238007 "2004-04-03T02:31:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-family-guy-character-are-you/238007/1 "2004-04-03T02:31:52Z")
A fun little quiz can be found [here.](http://www.stanford.edu/~atd10/quizes/fgquiz.html) I’m Stewie! 🆒 > [@](#): > > You have an intellect greater than most of your peers, but much of it is squandered on bizarre obsessions. For the first time in my life, I’ve finally found a personality test that I agree with the results. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![ZebraShaSha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/eada6e/32.png) [@ZebraShaSha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZebraShaSha)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-family-guy-character-are-you/238007/2 "2004-04-03T02:56:39Z")
Ah, Stewie… Is this thing rigged or something? “DAMN THE BROCOLI, DAMN THE WRIGHT BROTHERS, AND DAMN YOU, YOU VILE WOMEN!” (I have not seen it in awhile but I believe that is the quote…) ---
**Author:** ![Nvme77](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c89c15/32.png) [@Nvme77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nvme77)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-family-guy-character-are-you/238007/3 "2004-04-03T03:09:53Z")
I’m Brian. Allll,riightt. 😛 Just kidding, I know thats Quagmire. But really Im Brian- ---
**Author:** ![Tenar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@Tenar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tenar)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-family-guy-character-are-you/238007/4 "2004-04-03T03:18:56Z")
I object! I only checked off two obviously “Peter-y” answers, (I’m fat, and I picked the “pig in a blanket” quote) and I’m _ **Peter** _? I don’t even watch TV! I want a recount, and if anyone asks, my name is Brian. Okay, okay, Meg! But definitely not Peter. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-family-guy-character-are-you/238007/5 "2004-04-03T03:26:41Z")
I’m Peter, too. And I so wanted to be Brian! Maybe I should drink more… ---
**Author:** ![Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/bc8723/32.png) [@Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unauthorized_Cinnamon)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-family-guy-character-are-you/238007/6 "2004-04-03T03:32:35Z")
Not unexpectedly, I’m Lois. It fits pretty well, as long as you take into account the whole “Holly Jolly butt” incident. The safety word is “banana.” ---
**Author:** ![drm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e57/32.png) [@drm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drm)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-family-guy-character-are-you/238007/7 "2004-04-03T03:46:33Z")
> [@](#): > > _I’ve got bad news: you are Chris. Dim witted and lazy, you’ve inherited the worst genes from both parents. Your only redeming qualities are a little known artistic talent and a carefree nature that must be envied_ I’m in better shape, but it sounds about right. ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-family-guy-character-are-you/238007/8 "2004-04-03T03:49:03Z")
First Lois checking in here. I saw it coming… ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-family-guy-character-are-you/238007/9 "2004-04-03T03:57:14Z")
> [@Tenar](#): > > I object! I only checked off two obviously “Peter-y” answers, (I’m fat, and I picked the “pig in a blanket” quote) and I’m _ **Peter** _? I don’t even watch TV! I think the quotes are weighted more heavily than they out to be. I got Cleveland and Stewie by changing my answer in the quote between Cleveland and Stewie quotes. No doubt I could have gotten Brian or Peter or Quagmire, etc by doing the same. I never bothered checking. ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-family-guy-character-are-you/238007/10 "2004-04-03T03:59:04Z")
> [@Tengu](#): > > I think the quotes are weighted more heavily than they out to be. I got Cleveland and Stewie by changing my answer in the quote between Cleveland and Stewie quotes. No doubt I could have gotten Brian or Peter or Quagmire, etc by doing the same. I never bothered checking. I thought the same thing, myself, and tried it out, but it really didn’t seem to make any difference. ---
**Author:** ![emekthian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ecae2f/32.png) [@emekthian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/emekthian)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-family-guy-character-are-you/238007/11 "2004-04-03T04:31:34Z")
I’m Quagmire. All right! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b5ac83/32.png) [@The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mad_Hermit)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-family-guy-character-are-you/238007/12 "2004-04-03T04:44:53Z")
This quiz gave me a mortal insult. It called me Cleveland. “Proud of this? Probably not.” ---
**Author:** ![Lando\_Griffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f17d59/32.png) [@Lando\_Griffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lando_Griffin)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-family-guy-character-are-you/238007/13 "2004-04-03T05:07:29Z")
Damn! My name has betrayed me! It says I’m Peter ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-family-guy-character-are-you/238007/14 "2004-04-03T05:39:38Z")
Peter here. That test is weird. Other than being fat and wearing glasses, there’s no similarity at all. ---
**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-family-guy-character-are-you/238007/15 "2004-04-03T06:39:43Z")
Stewie, here. _Victory is MINE!_ ---
**Author:** ![Odinoneeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/97f17d/32.png) [@Odinoneeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odinoneeye)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 7:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-family-guy-character-are-you/238007/16 "2004-04-03T07:28:55Z")
Stewie here. Guess I better get to work on that weather control device. ---
**Author:** ![Heart\_On\_My\_Sleeve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/77aa72/32.png) [@Heart\_On\_My\_Sleeve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heart_On_My_Sleeve)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-family-guy-character-are-you/238007/17 "2004-04-03T20:51:36Z")
Peter. I wanted to be Brian. But I was Peter. ---
**Author:** ![torie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/77aa72/32.png) [@torie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/torie)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-family-guy-character-are-you/238007/18 "2004-04-03T21:04:40Z")
HA ha!! I’m Brian!! He and Stewie are my favorite. ---
**Author:** ![ladybug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/46a35a/32.png) [@ladybug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladybug)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-family-guy-character-are-you/238007/19 "2004-04-03T21:53:14Z")
Looks like I’m the first Meg. “You are a fairly well put together person, but you have some trouble finding an identity that is truly yours. You’ve made significant efforts to fit into various groups, but you really don’t seem to fit into any of them.” Saw that one coming. ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-family-guy-character-are-you/238007/20 "2004-04-03T22:14:40Z")
I’m Lois, but I knew that. Being that I’m the hot redhead :D, and I’m married to, well, Peter. We affectionately call him Dave. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-family-guy-character-are-you/238007.md?page=2)