# Which fictional mystery would you like to be solved?

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [January 18, 2017, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-fictional-mystery-would-you-like-to-be-solved/777498 "2017-01-18T22:50:58Z")\
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**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2017, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-fictional-mystery-would-you-like-to-be-solved/777498/1 "2017-01-18T22:50:58Z")

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For me it’s this: I’d like to know what happened at Troy McClure’s aquarium incident. But then, maybe I better don’t really …So, what’s yours? (can be anything, books, movies, TV)

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**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2017, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-fictional-mystery-would-you-like-to-be-solved/777498/2 "2017-01-18T22:59:29Z")

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I’ll say 'what did Bill Murray’s character whisper to Scarlett Johannson’s in _Lost in Translation_, because the auteur (Sofia Coppola) probably really did have something other than a joke-on-the-audience in mind. (Which is why I won’t say 'what was in the briefcase in _Pulp Fiction’_ because it would certainly have been a joke of some kind.)

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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2017, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-fictional-mystery-would-you-like-to-be-solved/777498/3 "2017-01-18T23:10:01Z")

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Which of the nazis in Hogan’s Heroes was the deep cover spy “Nimrod”?

Did the creators of Magnum PI seriously intend that Higgins was Robin Masters? (because that would be stupid)

What was “the noodle incident”?

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2017, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-fictional-mystery-would-you-like-to-be-solved/777498/4 "2017-01-18T23:14:49Z")

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What happened to Chuck Cunningham?

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2017, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-fictional-mystery-would-you-like-to-be-solved/777498/5 "2017-01-18T23:30:49Z")

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What was Shepherd Book’s past, and why did he know so much about the Operative?

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**Author:** ![Suburban\_Plankton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suburban_plankton/32/219_2.png) [@Suburban\_Plankton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suburban_Plankton)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2017, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-fictional-mystery-would-you-like-to-be-solved/777498/6 "2017-01-18T23:54:43Z")

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Exactly who, or what, was Tom Bombadil?

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**Author:** ![Sefton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Sefton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sefton)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2017, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-fictional-mystery-would-you-like-to-be-solved/777498/7 "2017-01-19T00:08:21Z")

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If [Victor von Doom](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doctor_Doom) was expelled for his college experimentation, why does he call himself Doctor Doom?

If [Reed Richards](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mister_Fantastic) wasn’t expelled and presumably received his Ph.D, why does he call himself Mister Fantastic?

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**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2017, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-fictional-mystery-would-you-like-to-be-solved/777498/8 "2017-01-19T00:15:03Z")

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Who assaulted Ronette Pulaski? Yes, I know it was Killer Bob, but who did he possess when he did it? He possessed [SPOILER ALERT] Leland Palmer when he killed Laura Palmer, but is that who he possessed when he assaulted Ronette Pulaski, or was it someone else.

Also, did Ronette ever come out of her coma?

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**Author:** ![chrisk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6de8d8/32.png) [@chrisk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chrisk)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2017, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-fictional-mystery-would-you-like-to-be-solved/777498/9 "2017-01-19T00:16:45Z")

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Exactly what did Calvin perpetrate in “The Noodle Incident?” (Or if in some freak chance he wasn’t responsible, who was?)

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**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2017, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-fictional-mystery-would-you-like-to-be-solved/777498/10 "2017-01-19T00:17:01Z")

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> [@Superdude](#):
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> What happened to Chuck Cunningham?

According to the producers, he received an 8-year basketball scholarship to the university of Upper Mongolia.

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**Author:** ![Quimby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/22d042/32.png) [@Quimby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quimby)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2017, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-fictional-mystery-would-you-like-to-be-solved/777498/11 "2017-01-19T00:30:37Z")

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I came here to say The Noodle Incident too.

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**Author:** ![Sangahyando](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f14d63/32.png) [@Sangahyando](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sangahyando)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2017, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-fictional-mystery-would-you-like-to-be-solved/777498/12 "2017-01-19T00:42:00Z")

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I’d like to know particulars about Conan Doyle / Holmes’s Giant Rat of Sumatra.

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**Author:** ![Stephe96](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Stephe96](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stephe96)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2017, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-fictional-mystery-would-you-like-to-be-solved/777498/13 "2017-01-19T00:46:22Z")

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What was thrown of the Tallahatchee Bridge?

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**Author:** ![E-DUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/e-dub/32/403_2.png) [@E-DUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-DUB)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2017, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-fictional-mystery-would-you-like-to-be-solved/777498/14 "2017-01-19T01:05:51Z")

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Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?

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**Author:** ![Sefton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Sefton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sefton)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2017, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-fictional-mystery-would-you-like-to-be-solved/777498/15 "2017-01-19T01:08:41Z")

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Who wrote the Book of Love? (And can I get a copy?)

What happened to Love Potions 1 through 8?

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**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2017, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-fictional-mystery-would-you-like-to-be-solved/777498/16 "2017-01-19T01:31:59Z")

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Did the Russian survive Paulie’s apparent shot to the head in the [Pine Barrens](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pine_Barrens_(The_Sopranos))? Where did he go?

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2017, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-fictional-mystery-would-you-like-to-be-solved/777498/17 "2017-01-19T01:53:24Z")

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What’s 14 k of g in a f p d?

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2017, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-fictional-mystery-would-you-like-to-be-solved/777498/18 "2017-01-19T02:07:08Z")

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So why _is_ a raven like a writing-desk?

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**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2017, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-fictional-mystery-would-you-like-to-be-solved/777498/19 "2017-01-19T02:40:48Z")

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In Tana French’s novel _In the Woods_ wtf happened in the woods?!

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**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2017, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-fictional-mystery-would-you-like-to-be-solved/777498/20 "2017-01-19T03:06:07Z")

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> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#):
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> So why _is_ a raven like a writing-desk?

They both have inky quills?

Poe composed poetry on both?

There are several other “solutions,” but I’ve let my membership in the Alice Nerd Society lapse and don’t remember them.

Meanwhile, I wish someone would tell me what “diddy wah diddy” means…

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