# Which Final Fantasy chick would you most like to boink? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 1, 2003, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-final-fantasy-chick-would-you-most-like-to-boink/172427 "2003-05-01T17:24:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-final-fantasy-chick-would-you-most-like-to-boink/172427/1 "2003-05-01T17:24:51Z")
Yuffie. No question about it. All the rest are slatternly gutter strumpets comapared to her. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Controvert](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dec6dc/32.png) [@The\_Controvert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Controvert)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-final-fantasy-chick-would-you-most-like-to-boink/172427/2 "2003-05-01T19:46:45Z")
[Quistis Trepe](http://www.womengamers.com/dw/quistis.html) does it for me. Guess I’m just hot for the teacher. I like her belly shirt, boots and whip. The occasional wearing of glasses is damn sexy. She has her own cheering section of dedicated, lovesick groupies. And she’s single. I figure alls I gotta do is dress up like Squall and I’m in. ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-final-fantasy-chick-would-you-most-like-to-boink/172427/3 "2003-05-01T20:02:13Z")
Terra Branford. At the end of 6 I just wanted to settle down with her and raise those children and a few of our own. _moony sigh_ Although Agrias Oaks is pretty damn interesting too. ---
**Author:** ![Tanaqui](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3bc359/32.png) [@Tanaqui](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tanaqui)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-final-fantasy-chick-would-you-most-like-to-boink/172427/4 "2003-05-01T20:26:24Z")
Are we allowed to do (heh heh) men too? Because with Squall and Tidus around, I would never want to leave my house again. Mmm, mmm. ---
**Author:** ![smiling\_bandit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@smiling\_bandit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smiling_bandit)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-final-fantasy-chick-would-you-most-like-to-boink/172427/5 "2003-05-01T22:43:17Z")
Rikku. I really like Rikku. ---
**Author:** ![fusoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecccb3/32.png) [@fusoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fusoya)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-final-fantasy-chick-would-you-most-like-to-boink/172427/6 "2003-05-01T23:13:30Z")
Rosa from FF4. Especially her status screen portrait. Aerith kind of did it for me too (unfortunately I already knew about the huge spoiler with her before I started playing FF7, so I never let myself get too attached). Edea from FF8 was extremely sexy in her own way as well. As for the naughty girls, gotta go with FF4’s Valvaris. I remember way back when, there was a rumor in my neighborhood that she didn’t wear the bikini in the japanese version ---
**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-final-fantasy-chick-would-you-most-like-to-boink/172427/7 "2003-05-01T23:16:24Z")
I’d have to go with Garnet, after her haircut. Damn! btw, would you believe we’ve [done this before](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=125588)? ---
**Author:** ![DreadCthulhu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/db5fbb/32.png) [@DreadCthulhu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DreadCthulhu)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-final-fantasy-chick-would-you-most-like-to-boink/172427/8 "2003-05-02T01:04:58Z")
I have to go with Yuffie from FFVII. ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-final-fantasy-chick-would-you-most-like-to-boink/172427/9 "2003-05-02T05:54:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by smiling bandit \* > \*\*Rikku. I really like Rikku. \*\* I had a thing for her too. Until I realized her voice was the same as Timmy Turner’s from the “The Fairly Oddparents.” Then I could never shake the picture of a 6 year old boy when she spoke. ---
**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-final-fantasy-chick-would-you-most-like-to-boink/172427/10 "2003-05-02T05:59:06Z")
I’m sticking with Dagger, but the more I play FFX, the more Rikku appeals to me. She’s got the Selphie-style energy, but isn’t quite as silly. ---
**Author:** ![SolGrundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbce88/32.png) [@SolGrundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SolGrundy)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-final-fantasy-chick-would-you-most-like-to-boink/172427/11 "2003-05-02T06:16:15Z")
You people are all sad, strange little pathetic shells of humans. Getting the hots for a character from a videogame? Sheesh. [Yuna.](http://ffwa.org/cgi-bin/screenshot.pl?news/images/2001/13%601%602001/yuna.jpg) No question. ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-final-fantasy-chick-would-you-most-like-to-boink/172427/12 "2003-05-02T06:38:42Z")
How come Yuna’s name is spelled in the old Macintosh Chicago font? ---
**Author:** ![smiling\_bandit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@smiling\_bandit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smiling_bandit)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 11:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-final-fantasy-chick-would-you-most-like-to-boink/172427/13 "2003-05-02T11:12:24Z")
Yuna is way too stuffy and quiet. Rydia is a good Backup to Rikku. _love_ ---
**Author:** ![gruven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a9a28c/32.png) [@gruven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gruven)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-final-fantasy-chick-would-you-most-like-to-boink/172427/14 "2003-05-02T13:28:30Z")
Rikku! So bubbly and seemingly innocent…mmmm… 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![UnwrittenNocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/6de8d8/32.png) [@UnwrittenNocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UnwrittenNocturne)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-final-fantasy-chick-would-you-most-like-to-boink/172427/15 "2003-05-02T13:46:19Z")
This is what we need. Deep and meaningful questions on the boinkability of FF chars 🙂 Hm, Tifa, Yuffie, Rinoa…Rikku… I cannot decide between Rikku and Lulu. Do you think I could have 'em both? ---
**Author:** ![Wyld\_Stallyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Wyld\_Stallyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyld_Stallyn)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-final-fantasy-chick-would-you-most-like-to-boink/172427/16 "2003-05-02T14:33:26Z")
The White Wizard from FF1. Sorry, had to give some props to the old school. Eh, the WW _was_ female right?? Otherwise, I might need to re-examine my lifestyle… If not, I remember Princess Sara as pretty hot if you talked to her from the profile, but not the front. ---
**Author:** ![sghoul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@sghoul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sghoul)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-final-fantasy-chick-would-you-most-like-to-boink/172427/17 "2003-05-02T15:13:24Z")
How can you people NOT want Lulu?! All those no-shape girly girls. Probably break in bed. Lulu is tall dark and oh so curvy. And I bet she knows how to ruin a man. ---
**Author:** ![TheTailor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f0a364/32.png) [@TheTailor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheTailor)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-final-fantasy-chick-would-you-most-like-to-boink/172427/18 "2003-05-02T16:10:14Z")
Suspenders, combat boots, AND a belly shirt? Tifa Lockheart is my choice ---
**Author:** ![gonzoron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a6a055/32.png) [@gonzoron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzoron)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-final-fantasy-chick-would-you-most-like-to-boink/172427/19 "2003-05-02T16:44:43Z")
Quistis… no question…everything the **The Controvert** said plus the strawberry blonde ponytail. Get out your gunblade **Controvert** , I’ll duel ya for her… 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Doomtrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/0ea827/32.png) [@Doomtrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doomtrain)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-final-fantasy-chick-would-you-most-like-to-boink/172427/20 "2003-05-02T18:50:37Z")
Lulu, all the way. She’s even hotter in the cutscenes. Mmmm. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-final-fantasy-chick-would-you-most-like-to-boink/172427.md?page=2)