# Which Final Fantasy chick would you most like to boink? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 1, 2003, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-final-fantasy-chick-would-you-most-like-to-boink/172427 "2003-05-01T17:24:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-final-fantasy-chick-would-you-most-like-to-boink/172427/21 "2003-05-02T19:25:24Z")
I will admit that I purposely made it so Lulu would win the fight so she’d bend down and those DDs would jiggle ever so nicely. I thought this was pretty impressive when I saw it. > [@](#): > > _Lulu Lookalike_ > [http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&newwindow=1&safe=off&q=+site:www.angelicstar.net+Lulu](http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&newwindow=1&safe=off&q=+site:www.angelicstar.net+Lulu) ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-final-fantasy-chick-would-you-most-like-to-boink/172427/22 "2003-05-02T19:28:57Z")
[Lulu](http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&newwindow=1&safe=off&q=+site:www.angelicstar.net+Lulu) thinks I should try again. And I meant the links is impressive. Lulu’s jiggling was just sweet. ---
**Author:** ![c\_goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f4b2a3/32.png) [@c\_goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/c_goat)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-final-fantasy-chick-would-you-most-like-to-boink/172427/23 "2003-05-02T20:10:04Z")
I got the hots for Lulu also. I want to take off each of those belts with my teeth. Celes was always my number one though. Love the opera scene too. I think the old days were better because it’s mostly your imagination (other than the portraits). ---
**Author:** ![MaggietheCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b2d939/32.png) [@MaggietheCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MaggietheCat)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-final-fantasy-chick-would-you-most-like-to-boink/172427/24 "2003-05-02T23:47:16Z")
If I can vote for one of the guys, it has to be Auron. I don’t care if he’s dead, he seems substantial enough. ---
**Author:** ![Morelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5e925/32.png) [@Morelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morelin)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-final-fantasy-chick-would-you-most-like-to-boink/172427/25 "2003-05-03T01:08:37Z")
I always liked Locke. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Raven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dbc845/32.png) [@The\_Raven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Raven)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-final-fantasy-chick-would-you-most-like-to-boink/172427/26 "2003-05-03T03:34:44Z")
Well, I’ve been induced to reply to this by my group, and we have come to a consensus: For the guys: Sephiroth seems to be the leader here, although we also like Setzer and Vincent…its so wrong to be restricted to just one! Argh! For the girls: Rinoa, Lulu and Yuffie…although the Quistis chick was pretty hot too. Wouldn’t mind getting detention from her. Yes we are all sick and degenerate people for arguing over who gets to boink who from a VIDEO GAME. They’re only pixels and pretty pretty pictures (sigh). ---
**Author:** ![karomon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f07891/32.png) [@karomon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/karomon)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-final-fantasy-chick-would-you-most-like-to-boink/172427/27 "2003-05-03T04:09:42Z")
Can I vote for a guy? I’m going to say Wakka. Ooh. Wakka. He was big and brawny and kinda slow. And gentle. And he had that accent. THAT’S MY TYPE! I was never one for the delicate “ooh, i’m so troubled, I could be goth” boys. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-final-fantasy-chick-would-you-most-like-to-boink/172427.md?page=1)