# Which Go-Go would you jump first? (Rated R) **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [May 19, 2001, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-go-go-would-you-jump-first-rated-r/65885 "2001-05-19T04:02:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![psiekier](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/psiekier/32/116_2.png) [@psiekier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psiekier)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2001, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-go-go-would-you-jump-first-rated-r/65885/1 "2001-05-19T04:02:14Z")
This thread is rated R for (potential) mature themes and sexual content. I just got back from the Wildflower! Festival in Richardson, Texas. The Go-Go’s were there performing live, and I must say I felt stirrings I hadn’t felt since I watched Jane Wiedlin sing “Rush Hour” while playing with the dolphins. They are all still incredibly hot! So here’s my question: If you could enjoy a night (or several) of unmitigated passion with one Go-Go of your choice, who would it be? Belinda Carlisle (Singer) “Jane of Arc”\* Wiedlin (Guitar) Kathy Valentine (Bass Guitar) Charlotte Caffey (Guitar and Piano) Gina Schock (Drums) This question is open to both men _and_ women… I’m sure certain Dark Queens of the Unholy Lesbian Vampire Army of the Night would have just as valid an opinion on this as I would! Me? I bet you can already tell: Jane Wiedlin! She looked so yummy tonight in her platform combat boots. I’d be a slave to her love! Woo-hoo! - In case you can’t figure out which guitarist she is, Jane Wiedlin is the little dark-haired hottie who played Joan of Arc in _Bill ‘n’ Ted’s Excellent Adventure_. * * * Pete Take off every .sig for great justice!! ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2001, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-go-go-would-you-jump-first-rated-r/65885/2 "2001-05-19T04:59:28Z")
Links? Pictures? ---
**Author:** ![Strainger](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/strainger/32/244_2.png) [@Strainger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Strainger)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2001, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-go-go-would-you-jump-first-rated-r/65885/3 "2001-05-19T05:00:12Z")
Definitely Jane Wiedlin. I just completely dig those eyebrows of hers. ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2001, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-go-go-would-you-jump-first-rated-r/65885/4 "2001-05-19T05:08:05Z")
Belinda Carlise. Yummy, curvy, redhead. And I still love her solo “(When I tThink About You I)Touch Myself”. I read recently she’s going to be in Playboy soon. I’ll definately be buying that one to go with my Angie Everheart one and the Claudia Christian one I’ll be ordering. ---
**Author:** ![Amedeus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de0a6/32.png) [@Amedeus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amedeus)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2001, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-go-go-would-you-jump-first-rated-r/65885/5 "2001-05-19T05:11:43Z")
[http://www.gogos.com/dd/main.html](http://www.gogos.com/dd/main.html) Charlotte… Grr ---
**Author:** ![Sir\_Rhosis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d9b06d/32.png) [@Sir\_Rhosis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_Rhosis)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2001, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-go-go-would-you-jump-first-rated-r/65885/6 "2001-05-19T05:12:58Z")
Definitely Jane “Background StarFleet Officer in the ‘The Voyage Home’” Weidlen. I think that was her–surely it wasn’t a Bangle! Though the two ladies who gave me my sig for this month aren’t bad either. Sir Rhosis And if you read this month’s from now when I have a new sig, well you’ll never know. ---
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2001, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-go-go-would-you-jump-first-rated-r/65885/7 "2001-05-19T05:13:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Arden Ranger \* > \*\*Belinda Carlise. > > Yummy, curvy, redhead. > > And I still love her solo “(When I tThink About You I)Touch Myself”.\*\* That wasn’t Belinda Carlisle. That was the DiVinyls. Belinda’s hot, though. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Sir\_Rhosis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d9b06d/32.png) [@Sir\_Rhosis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_Rhosis)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2001, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-go-go-would-you-jump-first-rated-r/65885/8 "2001-05-19T05:15:18Z")
Followup: Did Belinda Carlyle do “I Touch Myself”? I didn’t think so, I could be wrong. The song from Austin Powers, right. I thought it was some one-hit wonder group. I go Google it. Sir ---
**Author:** ![Sir\_Rhosis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d9b06d/32.png) [@Sir\_Rhosis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_Rhosis)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2001, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-go-go-would-you-jump-first-rated-r/65885/9 "2001-05-19T05:17:40Z")
I won’t go Google it. I’'l RickJay it. I think Carlyle had a song with a similar-sounding title–that may be were the confusion was. Sir ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2001, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-go-go-would-you-jump-first-rated-r/65885/10 "2001-05-19T05:18:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Amedeus \* > \*\*[http://www.gogos.com/dd/main.html](http://www.gogos.com/dd/main.html) > > Charlotte… Grr \*\* Gracias! 🙂 Probably Belinda. ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2001, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-go-go-would-you-jump-first-rated-r/65885/11 "2001-05-19T05:24:02Z")
Despite having a memory like a steel sieve, I know Belinda did that song because I used to have the album it was on and… Shhh… I downloaded it off Napster last month. ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2001, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-go-go-would-you-jump-first-rated-r/65885/12 "2001-05-19T05:33:51Z")
Okay, we’re all right. I just made a phone call to someone who does still own the album and she did record it, but never released it as a solo. I liked hers better. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Rieux](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Dr.Rieux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Rieux)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2001, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-go-go-would-you-jump-first-rated-r/65885/13 "2001-05-19T06:58:22Z")
Gina! Gina forever! Not only do I find a woman playing the drums incredibly sexy, but the shrunken head hanging on her bass drum shows she has a wicked sense of humor. ---
**Author:** ![Sir\_Rhosis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d9b06d/32.png) [@Sir\_Rhosis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_Rhosis)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2001, 7:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-go-go-would-you-jump-first-rated-r/65885/14 "2001-05-19T07:12:16Z")
Arden, I’m not doubting your word, but according to this site: [http://www.ee.surrey.ac.uk/Contrib/music/go-gos/belinda-cd.html](http://www.ee.surrey.ac.uk/Contrib/music/go-gos/belinda-cd.html) Belinda has not recorded “I Touch Myself” on an album (unless my eyes are failing me) of her own material. I bring this up again only because I would like to hear her version. Could you possibly (I’m asking a lot, I know) doublecheck and see if it came from a soundtrack? Or maybe a foreign edition of one of her albums. Thanks in advance. Sincerely, Sir Rhosis ---
**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2001, 7:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-go-go-would-you-jump-first-rated-r/65885/15 "2001-05-19T07:59:54Z")
I always thought Kathy Valentine was pretty hot. ---
**Author:** ![psiekier](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/psiekier/32/116_2.png) [@psiekier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psiekier)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2001, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-go-go-would-you-jump-first-rated-r/65885/16 "2001-05-19T12:20:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by DRY \* > \*\*Links? > > Pictures? \*\* Well, for those that really need the help, here is a [very recent picture](http://members.aol.com/psiekier/images/gogos.jpg) from their brand new album _God Bless The Go-Go’s_ (side note: Jane’s hair is not normally green). I should also mention they closed their set by singing “I Wanna Be Sedated” in memory of Joey Ramone. That was pretty damn cool, and [the Go-Go’s think so, too](http://www.gogos.com/dd/joeyramone.html). * * * Pete Take off every .sig for great justice!! ---
**Author:** ![lawoot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/35a633/32.png) [@lawoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lawoot)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2001, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-go-go-would-you-jump-first-rated-r/65885/17 "2001-05-19T12:34:33Z")
Jane. No doubt. No contest. ---
**Author:** ![poohpah\_chalupa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/91b2a8/32.png) [@poohpah\_chalupa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/poohpah_chalupa)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2001, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-go-go-would-you-jump-first-rated-r/65885/18 "2001-05-19T12:46:13Z")
When I first met the Go-Go’s shortly after the release of their first album, Jane captivated me with her charm and effervescence. After “Vacation” was released, they headlined the Hollywood Bowl. I had second row/orchestra pit seats. Made a t-shirt featuring her picture and the words: “Fun With Jane” on it…think she saw it when Kathy pointed it out to her. She gave me a huge smile. …she’s been my go-to Go-Go ever since. If there’s any doubt that she’s a hottie, just check out the pictures on her solo albums. And Jane, hon, if you’re reading this, you can have me anytime. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2001, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-go-go-would-you-jump-first-rated-r/65885/19 "2001-05-19T15:26:03Z")
Can I have all of them? At once, in alphabetical order, in pairs, I don’t care. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2001, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-go-go-would-you-jump-first-rated-r/65885/20 "2001-05-19T15:58:39Z")
I’ll second **Montfort** But if that can’t happen I want want my singing telegram from Jane Wiedlin. (Her big role in Clue) Then Belinda is next. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-go-go-would-you-jump-first-rated-r/65885.md?page=2)