# Which Go-Go would you jump first? (Rated R) **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [May 19, 2001, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-go-go-would-you-jump-first-rated-r/65885 "2001-05-19T04:02:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![flyboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/4da419/32.png) [@flyboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flyboy)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2001, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-go-go-would-you-jump-first-rated-r/65885/21 "2001-05-19T22:25:44Z")
Yep. They all look gorgeous, and I gotta say, much better than they did when they were younger. This may well be the first documented case of a band aging well. ---
**Author:** ![Protesilaus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Protesilaus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Protesilaus)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2001, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-go-go-would-you-jump-first-rated-r/65885/22 "2001-05-19T23:12:48Z")
I always thought “Joan of Arc” was cute. I’ll go with Jane. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2001, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-go-go-would-you-jump-first-rated-r/65885/23 "2001-05-20T00:01:42Z")
Jane’s my first pick, too. Then Gina and Charlotte. Kathy and Belinda do nothing for me. Jane is amongst a very small group of women who are adorably cute when young adults and manage to stay that way far longer than you’d expect. Martha Quinn is in this class. Meg Ryan, unfortunately, is not. ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2001, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-go-go-would-you-jump-first-rated-r/65885/24 "2001-05-20T00:12:23Z")
For some reason, I like female drummers. I have no idea why (I think the myth is that all female drummers are lesbians). And it began with the Go-Gos. Didn’t Jane play Joan of Arc in the first Bill and Ted movie? ---
**Author:** ![Moon-Watcher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/49beb7/32.png) [@Moon-Watcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moon-Watcher)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2001, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-go-go-would-you-jump-first-rated-r/65885/25 "2001-05-20T00:50:30Z")
Definitely Jane. In a semi-related story, my heart truely belongs to Susanna Hoffs of the Bangles. ---
**Author:** ![blur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dbc845/32.png) [@blur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blur)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2001, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-go-go-would-you-jump-first-rated-r/65885/26 "2001-05-20T01:03:21Z")
Jane, without a doubt. ---
**Author:** ![OrcaChow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e47c2d/32.png) [@OrcaChow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OrcaChow)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2001, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-go-go-would-you-jump-first-rated-r/65885/27 "2001-05-20T01:37:34Z")
Jane. Jane. Jane. Always Jane. Cute as Jane of Arc. (Yes, GuanoLad.) Captivating in the background in Star Trek IV. Still beautiful in a recent TV interview. Always yummy, always will be. ---
**Author:** ![Wonko\_The\_Sane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/258eb7/32.png) [@Wonko\_The\_Sane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wonko_The_Sane)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2001, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-go-go-would-you-jump-first-rated-r/65885/28 "2001-05-20T02:28:04Z")
Jane. Devilishly cute, and has the sexy eyes and eyebrows. ---
**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2001, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-go-go-would-you-jump-first-rated-r/65885/29 "2001-05-20T02:31:09Z")
Gina Schock. If somehow **Fierra** never existed… > [@](#): > > **I’m sure certain Dark Queens of the Unholy Lesbian Vampire Army of the Night would have just as valid an opinion on this as I would!** Thanks! ---
**Author:** ![dodge\_this](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e5b9ba/32.png) [@dodge\_this](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dodge_this)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2001, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-go-go-would-you-jump-first-rated-r/65885/30 "2001-05-20T04:31:44Z")
Jane. Hands down. ooh! ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2001, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-go-go-would-you-jump-first-rated-r/65885/31 "2001-05-20T04:50:41Z")
Definitely Jane. Didn’t she pose nude for the cover of one of her solo albums? ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2001, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-go-go-would-you-jump-first-rated-r/65885/32 "2001-05-20T13:22:57Z")
Belinda, in her slightly chubby, ‘Beauty and the Beat’ days. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Then Gina… ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2001, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-go-go-would-you-jump-first-rated-r/65885/33 "2001-05-20T19:15:41Z")
Jane…no competition… ---
**Author:** ![psiekier](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/psiekier/32/116_2.png) [@psiekier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psiekier)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2001, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-go-go-would-you-jump-first-rated-r/65885/34 "2001-05-21T02:59:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Montfort \* > **Can I have all of them? At once, in alphabetical order, in pairs, I don’t care.** Uh, no Beavis. Read the OP. You must be polite and _share_ the Go-Go’s you’re not using. 😉 > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by flyboy88 \* > \*\*Yep. They all look gorgeous, and I gotta say, much better than they did when they were younger. This may well be the first documented case of a band aging well. \*\* Funny you should say that, **Flyboy**. Before the Go-Go’s came on, the big screens were showing highlights from Wildflower! Festivals of years past and some of this year’s acts. The lead singer of Loverboy looked so awful everybody was laughing and/or gasping in wonder. * * * Pete Take off every .sig for great justice!! ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2001, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-go-go-would-you-jump-first-rated-r/65885/35 "2001-05-21T13:50:03Z")
If we’re talking now, I think I’d have to say either Jane or Gina. Whichever isn’t currently being used by the rest of the people on this board. But I have always been in lust with Charlotte from the “Head Over Heels” video and era. So if I have access to a time machine, then Charlotte (this is not to say she’s not hot now. She is. Just my tastes have changed). If not, then either Jane or Gina, since I can’t have them both together. ---
**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2001, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-go-go-would-you-jump-first-rated-r/65885/36 "2001-05-21T18:24:57Z")
You folks answering Jane are just nuts. She’s got the “cute” thing working for her and all, [BUT DEAR GOD, PEOPLE --WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU!!!](http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/5140/studio.html) ---
**Author:** ![demanton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@demanton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/demanton)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2001, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-go-go-would-you-jump-first-rated-r/65885/37 "2001-05-21T20:07:36Z")
Without hesitation I say Charlotte Caffey. I think that the “Head Over Heels” video did it for me, too. I know that she used to be a tweaker, but, damn, she has always done something to me. ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2001, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-go-go-would-you-jump-first-rated-r/65885/38 "2001-05-21T21:44:33Z")
Belinda, especially when she is belting out her solo single “Heaven is a Place on Earth” Then Jane. Then Belinda again. The Jane 2 more times. Then Jane and Belinda at the same time. Then Belinda again. ---
**Author:** ![manhattan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manhattan/32/7_2.png) [@manhattan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manhattan)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2001, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-go-go-would-you-jump-first-rated-r/65885/39 "2001-05-21T22:40:27Z")
Sorry, but I can’t bring myself to lust after any of the Go-Go’s as long as Joan Jett walks the earth. Besides, who would want to have sex with someone who proclaims so proudly that “our lips are sealed?” :eek: ---
**Author:** ![psiekier](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/psiekier/32/116_2.png) [@psiekier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psiekier)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2001, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-go-go-would-you-jump-first-rated-r/65885/40 "2001-05-22T14:21:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by manhattan \* > **Sorry, but I can’t bring myself to lust after any of the Go-Go’s as long as Joan Jett walks the earth.** Guess what, **manhattan** : The Go-Go’s were Friday night. Saturday night at nearby “Taste Addison” was Pat Benetar _and_ Joan Jett & the Blackhearts! Unfortunately, I had to miss that show, as well as The Romantics and A Flock of Seagulls the following day… I just had so much to do this weekend! * * * Pete Take off every .sig for great justice!! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-go-go-would-you-jump-first-rated-r/65885.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-go-go-would-you-jump-first-rated-r/65885.md?page=3)