# Which God are you?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-god-are-you/148033>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 11, 2003, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-god-are-you/148033 "2003-01-11T22:56:48Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Murcielago](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/da6949/32.png) [@Murcielago](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Murcielago)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2003, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-god-are-you/148033/1 "2003-01-11T22:56:48Z")

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Take the short test [here](http://www.microsoft.com/games/ageofmythology/whichgodareyou) (pop-ups must be enabled). Repeat the test to get an identity from Greek, Norse and Egyptian mythology.

I am Hades/Odin/Set. Either I am complicated or just schizo, maybe both.

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2003, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-god-are-you/148033/2 "2003-01-11T23:02:03Z")

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I couldn’t get the @%\*# thing to work. :mad:

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**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2003, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-god-are-you/148033/3 "2003-01-11T23:17:27Z")

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I got Isis/Loki/Poseidon… cool. I kinda like Isis.

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**Author:** ![Stentor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d2c977/32.png) [@Stentor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stentor)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2003, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-god-are-you/148033/4 "2003-01-11T23:41:29Z")

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I am Hades.

I was really hoping for Hermes.

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**Author:** ![cadolphin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c37758/32.png) [@cadolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cadolphin)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2003, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-god-are-you/148033/5 "2003-01-11T23:45:31Z")

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I’m Isis.

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**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2003, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-god-are-you/148033/6 "2003-01-11T23:51:11Z")

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I’m Thor, it seems.

Cool.

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**Author:** ![Yossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/9de0a6/32.png) [@Yossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yossarian)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2003, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-god-are-you/148033/7 "2003-01-11T23:54:02Z")

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Set.

I’m such a badass.

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**Author:** ![DAVEW0071](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e19b73/32.png) [@DAVEW0071](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DAVEW0071)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2003, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-god-are-you/148033/8 "2003-01-11T23:59:33Z")

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I don’t need to take no steenkin’ online test. My sig tells it all.

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**Author:** ![Protesilaus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Protesilaus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Protesilaus)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2003, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-god-are-you/148033/9 "2003-01-12T01:01:33Z")

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I’m Ra/Odin/Zeus. How regal.

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**Author:** ![SandyHook](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dec6dc/32.png) [@SandyHook](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SandyHook)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2003, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-god-are-you/148033/10 "2003-01-12T01:12:10Z")

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Set.

But they point out that I actually have some good points. Sort of a bummer.

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**Author:** ![Murcielago](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/da6949/32.png) [@Murcielago](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Murcielago)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2003, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-god-are-you/148033/11 "2003-01-12T01:24:50Z")

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One thing I just noticed, when you hit “try again” sometimes the same test repeats (Greek, Norse, or Egyptian). The first page is the same, but the second page should be different. Hit “try again” once more and the test will change.

This is a Microsoft site, so you have to expect a few screw-ups 😉 .

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**Author:** ![TJdude825](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dec6dc/32.png) [@TJdude825](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TJdude825)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2003, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-god-are-you/148033/12 "2003-01-12T01:52:24Z")

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I am Zeus.

> [@](#):
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> The kind of charisma that sucks all the oxygen out of a room. When **Zeus** arrives, everyone knows it.

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**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2003, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-god-are-you/148033/13 "2003-01-12T01:56:06Z")

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Set/Zeus/Odin

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**Author:** ![jazzmine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jazzmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jazzmine)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2003, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-god-are-you/148033/14 "2003-01-12T01:57:19Z")

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Egyptian: Set  
Greek: Hades  
Norse: I tried several times and could never get the Norse test to come up.

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2003, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-god-are-you/148033/15 "2003-01-12T02:25:21Z")

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Mercury, natch.

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**Author:** ![Crispy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e47774/32.png) [@Crispy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crispy)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2003, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-god-are-you/148033/16 "2003-01-12T03:07:39Z")

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_Sniffle_

I can’t get past the second page of the quiz. Stupid, no good, too big, non-minimizing windows…

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**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2003, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-god-are-you/148033/17 "2003-01-12T03:40:26Z")

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Those who can’t get past the second page: shorten the window from the top a little bit, then highlight the text and drag down. You should see the continue bar.

I got Set?!? But I’m such a nice guy…

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**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2003, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-god-are-you/148033/18 "2003-01-12T03:51:08Z")

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Ra. Heck, I didn’t thing I was _that_ bossy … 🙂

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**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2003, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-god-are-you/148033/19 "2003-01-12T03:53:08Z")

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Didn’t “think”, either! 🙂

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**Author:** ![erislover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/71e660/32.png) [@erislover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/erislover)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2003, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-god-are-you/148033/20 "2003-01-12T03:53:49Z")

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Strictly Set. Now where is that evil smilie when you need it?!

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