# Which goddess are you - a quiz

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-goddess-are-you-a-quiz/57977>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 14, 2001, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-goddess-are-you-a-quiz/57977 "2001-03-14T17:53:53Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 1

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2001, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-goddess-are-you-a-quiz/57977/1 "2001-03-14T17:53:53Z")

</div>

[http://quiz.ivillage.com/relationships/tests/goddessfinal.htm](http://quiz.ivillage.com/relationships/tests/goddessfinal.htm)

I came out a 25% Persephone, 25% Hestia, 25% Athena, 16.7% Aphrodite, and 8.3% Hera.

Kinda balanced there

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![racerx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/5e9695/32.png) [@racerx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racerx)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2001, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-goddess-are-you-a-quiz/57977/2 "2001-03-14T18:03:31Z")

</div>

You scored 50% Artemis  
If you are ruled by Artemis, your independent spirit belongs to no one but yourself.

You scored 25% Aphrodite  
If you are ruled mostly by Aphrodite, your femininity and passionate spirit are the controlling forces in your life.

Then I got traces of Hera, Athena and Persephone.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2001, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-goddess-are-you-a-quiz/57977/3 "2001-03-14T18:06:58Z")

</div>

I came out 33.3% Athena, 25% Artemis, and then 8.3% Hera, Hestia, Aphrodite, Persephone, and Demeter.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2001, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-goddess-are-you-a-quiz/57977/4 "2001-03-14T18:15:47Z")

</div>

33% Athena  
25% Artemis  
25% Aphrodite  
8.3% Hestia  
8.3% Persephone

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2001, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-goddess-are-you-a-quiz/57977/5 "2001-03-14T18:16:51Z")

</div>

25% Artemis; 25% Demeter; 16.7% Hera; 16.7% Athena;  
8.3% Persephone; 8.3% Hestia; and…0% Aphrodite!  
I guess I’m not destined to be declared an erogenous zone any time soon ☹

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2001, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-goddess-are-you-a-quiz/57977/6 "2001-03-14T18:23:02Z")

</div>

I’m 33% Artemis 16.7% Demeter, Hestia, Athena and Persephone and 0% Hera and Aphrodite

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Pucette](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/278dde/32.png) [@Pucette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pucette)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2001, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-goddess-are-you-a-quiz/57977/7 "2001-03-14T19:06:54Z")

</div>

41.7% Artemis, 25% Persephone, 16.7% Aphrodite, 8.3% Hera and Athena, and 0% Demeter and Hestia. I guess having children will change that last bit around quite a bit…

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Soda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cc9497/32.png) [@Soda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soda)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2001, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-goddess-are-you-a-quiz/57977/8 "2001-03-14T19:15:06Z")

</div>

**25% Athena,** bright-eyed, shrewd, resourceful and inventive.  
**25% Persephone,** capable of embracing, integrating and accepting difficult experiences.  
**25% Aphrodite,** charismatic and self-assured, comfortable with your body and unrestrained sexually.  
**16.7% Artemis,** your independent spirit belongs to no one but yourself.  
**8.3% Hera,** you tend to find fulfillment in relationships and look on marriage as a permanent union.  
**0% Hestia and Demeter.**

Cool. I’m satisfied with that. “Unrestrained sexually”. Heh…

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2001, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-goddess-are-you-a-quiz/57977/9 "2001-03-14T19:15:57Z")

</div>

I am 25% Artemis and Athena, 16.7% Aphrodite and Persephone, 8.3% Hera and Demeter, and 0% Hestia.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Hamadryad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6de8d8/32.png) [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2001, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-goddess-are-you-a-quiz/57977/10 "2001-03-14T19:24:15Z")

</div>

Ye gods. 33.3% Persephone, 33.3% Athena, 8.3% for Hestia, Aphrodite, Demeter AND Artemis, 0% Hera. Yoinks.

Oh well…explains a lot of my screwed-up-edness. Well, doesn’t explain it, but demonstrates it. 😃

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![GraceTX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c4cdca/32.png) [@GraceTX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GraceTX)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2001, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-goddess-are-you-a-quiz/57977/11 "2001-03-14T19:43:50Z")

</div>

41.7% Athena  
16.7% Artemis  
16.7% Demeter  
8.3% Hera  
8.3% Hestia  
8.3% Persephone  
0% Aphrodite

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c77e96/32.png) [@ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2001, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-goddess-are-you-a-quiz/57977/12 "2001-03-14T20:00:02Z")

</div>

I don’t have to take the quiz. I already know that I’m ALL the Goddesses rolled into one. Otherwise, why would my ass be so big?

-L

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Palmyra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/57b2e6/32.png) [@Palmyra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Palmyra)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2001, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-goddess-are-you-a-quiz/57977/13 "2001-03-14T20:13:14Z")

</div>

33.3% Athena  
25% Aphrodite  
16.7% Hera  
16.7% Persephone  
8.3% Demeter  
0% Hestia  
0% Atermis

Good thing I’m not terribly easy to classify. 😃

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2001, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-goddess-are-you-a-quiz/57977/14 "2001-03-14T21:13:25Z")

</div>

You scored 58.3% Athena  
You scored 16.7% Hestia  
You scored 8.3% Persephone  
You scored 8.3% Aphrodite  
You scored 8.3% Artemis  
You scored 0% Hera  
You scored 0% Demeter

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Mnementh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/898d66/32.png) [@Mnementh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mnementh)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2001, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-goddess-are-you-a-quiz/57977/15 "2001-03-14T21:24:30Z")

</div>

47.1% Artemis  
25% Aphrodite  
16.7% Persephone  
8.3% Hestia  
8.3% Athena  
0% Hera and Demeter

Apparantly:

> [@](#):
>
> You are driven by physical rather than mental energy. You feel complete without a man in your life and would never compromise your essential nature for a romantic partner.

Thankfully:

> [@](#):
>
> This attitude may at times put men off.

This makes me wonder why Doob is always hitting on me…

Also, I have to note that this quiz is definetly not designed for men, at least not those of my mind. For you see, nowhere in the quiz was anything about violence or beer. Also, in the ‘What would you rather do?’ type questions, none of them contained the options ‘Watching TV’, ‘Playing video games’, ‘Beating up friends and relatives’, or ‘masturbating furiously’.

😃

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2001, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-goddess-are-you-a-quiz/57977/16 "2001-03-14T21:44:27Z")

</div>

Amazing!! It said: “You are 100% Michelle - above and beyond all godessness”

Well, actually:  
25% Artemis  
25% Athena  
16.7% Hera  
16.7% Hestia  
16.7% Aphrodite

So I’m not overweight - I’m just 5 women in one!!! 😃

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2001, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-goddess-are-you-a-quiz/57977/17 "2001-03-14T22:15:09Z")

</div>

Mnementh - this is the one you should take: [The Greek God Test](http://www.ivillage.com/relationships/tools/quizcentral/articles/0,9632,187454_96050,00.html)

It is supposed to be for women evaluating their men 🙂 but I’m sure you can fill it out for yourself!

I did this for my sweetie, but I left the results in the car. I wasn’t too happy with it, as some of the questions had no right answers for my sweetheart. But I might try talking him into taking it to see how our responses match!

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![mega\_the\_roo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3da27b/32.png) [@mega\_the\_roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mega_the_roo)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2001, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-goddess-are-you-a-quiz/57977/18 "2001-03-14T22:15:45Z")

</div>

Artemis - 25%  
Hera - 16.7%  
Hestia - 16.7%  
Athena - 16.7%  
Demeter - 16.7%  
Persephone - 8.3%  
Aphrodite - 0%

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![fish\_in\_the\_sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7ba0ec/32.png) [@fish\_in\_the\_sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fish_in_the_sky)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2001, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-goddess-are-you-a-quiz/57977/19 "2001-03-14T22:53:49Z")

</div>

50% Artemis (“you can take care of yourself”)  
25% Hestia (“you understand the value of having your own sacred place”)  
8.3% Demeter (“a nurturer and caretaker”)  
8.3% Athena (“shrewd, resourceful and inventive”)  
8.3% Persephone (“you have most likely experienced great loss in your life”)  
0% Hera (“you tend to find fulfillment in relationships”)  
0% Aphrodite (“Men are drawn to you like bees to flowers, which satisfies your erotic nature.”) :rolleyes:

Which is just about what I expected; I’m a little disappointed my Athena quotient wasn’t higher…

Then, just for the heck of it, I took the god test, aswering as if for myself, and I am:

40% Hephaestus (“extraordinarily creative” but also “lame, ugly and awkward”)  
30% Hades (“typically antisocial”)  
20% Hermes (“not especially heroic or dignified” but “clever and witty”)  
10% Poseidon (“a reputation for having a difficult personality”)  
0% Dionysus (“can bring madness, violence, wildness and terror”)  
0% Zeus (“a born politician”)  
0% Apollo (“self-aware, balanced, rational and eager to live a harmonious, honest life”)  
0% Ares (“mindless aggression”)

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2001, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-goddess-are-you-a-quiz/57977/20 "2001-03-14T23:54:56Z")

</div>

Gee, I was 25% **Persephone.** I guess that’s a good thing. 😃

On the rest, I was 16.7% **Hera,** 16.7% **Artemis,**  
16.7% **Athena,** 8.3% **Aprhrodite,** 8.3% **Hestia,** and 8.3% **Demeter.**

Not surprising results, to me, anyway. I’ve always identified with those top three more than the others.

[Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-goddess-are-you-a-quiz/57977.md?page=2)
