# Which holiday has the best candy?

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-holiday-has-the-best-candy/615902
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion
**Created:** [March 15, 2012, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-holiday-has-the-best-candy/615902 "2012-03-15T22:19:47Z")
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### Author: ![Dr.Girlfriend](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.girlfriend/32/193_2.png) [@Dr.Girlfriend](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Girlfriend)
#### Post date: [March 16, 2012, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-holiday-has-the-best-candy/615902/21 "2012-03-16T02:24:01Z")

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Easter… those Russell Stover eggs (especially the maple ones) and the Cadbury Caramel eggs. Mmmm…

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### Author: ![jasg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f0a364/32.png) [@jasg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jasg)
#### Post date: [March 16, 2012, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-holiday-has-the-best-candy/615902/22 "2012-03-16T02:59:55Z")

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Other.

Guinness this for the holiday this Saturday, March 17th.

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### Author: ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)
#### Post date: [March 16, 2012, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-holiday-has-the-best-candy/615902/23 "2012-03-16T03:06:14Z")

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I voted Easter. The wife loved Easter candy while we were going to school in Hawaii. Later on, we visited the US during Easter and brought back a load for her family. It went over well, all except for the marshmallow peeps, which no one would touch because they thought they looked “evil.” We’ll be in the US at Easter time again this year and look forward to scoring some more.

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### Author: ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)
#### Post date: [March 16, 2012, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-holiday-has-the-best-candy/615902/24 "2012-03-16T03:06:51Z")

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This nice Jewish girl voted for Easter. Lots of variety, for one, and for another, some of the local churches make handmade eggs with peanut butter, buttercream, or coconut cream centers and sell them. Not that I’ve had any this year. (I just tell myself that, as a nice Jewish girl, I have no business eating Easter candy and Passover candy just sucks.)

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### Author: ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)
#### Post date: [March 16, 2012, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-holiday-has-the-best-candy/615902/25 "2012-03-16T03:16:22Z")

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Yeah man. I was scopin’ the Easter goodies at Walgreens today. Chocolate + everything imaginable in the shape of eggs, bunnies, coins, whatever. I’ll take it.

And…AND…Easter candy COMES TO YOU. Nobody has to go groveling for it door-to-door. (I am assuming “you” is a kid, natch)

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### Author: ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)
#### Post date: [March 16, 2012, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-holiday-has-the-best-candy/615902/26 "2012-03-16T03:30:05Z")

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I voted Xmas, because of peanut brittle, pecans turtles, shortbread, and homemade fudge and divinity. And chocolate pretzels.

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### Author: ![Lord\_Feldon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lord_feldon/32/341_2.png) [@Lord\_Feldon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Feldon)
#### Post date: [March 16, 2012, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-holiday-has-the-best-candy/615902/27 "2012-03-16T04:21:14Z")

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Easter, definitely. I think it might be a scientific principle that egg-shaped candies taste better than their normally-shaped equivalents.

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### Author: ![hogarth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hogarth/32/1773_2.png) [@hogarth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hogarth)
#### Post date: [March 16, 2012, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-holiday-has-the-best-candy/615902/28 "2012-03-16T14:20:40Z")

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Hallowe’en. I’ll take a mini-Kit Kat ( **that some stranger paid for** ) instead of a chocolate Easter egg (that my family paid for) every time!

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### Author: ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)
#### Post date: [March 16, 2012, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-holiday-has-the-best-candy/615902/29 "2012-03-16T16:36:26Z")

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Sees Giant Easter eggs. Nothing can top them, you never get anything like those in your TorT bag. I’d trade a years supply of candy corn for one of those lovely and tasty chocolate eggs. Not to mention the huge hollow bunny.

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### Author: ![thelurkinghorror](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7c8e57/32.png) [@thelurkinghorror](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thelurkinghorror)
#### Post date: [March 16, 2012, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-holiday-has-the-best-candy/615902/30 "2012-03-16T19:33:57Z")

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> [@MsRobyn](#):
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> This nice Jewish girl voted for Easter. Lots of variety, for one, and for another, some of the local churches make handmade eggs with peanut butter, buttercream, or coconut cream centers and sell them. Not that I’ve had any this year. (I just tell myself that, as a nice Jewish girl, I have no business eating Easter candy and Passover candy just sucks.)

With the maror and all, I don’t think Passover candy is necessarily intended to be good.

> [@ZipperJJ](#):
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> Yeah man. I was scopin’ the Easter goodies at Walgreens today. Chocolate + everything imaginable in the shape of eggs, bunnies, coins, whatever. I’ll take it.
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> And…AND…Easter candy COMES TO YOU. Nobody has to go groveling for it door-to-door. (I am assuming “you” is a kid, natch)

Yeah, but often you have to hunt for it. I should’ve asked for a ghillie suit for Christmas so that the eggs _will_ come to me.

Easter is probably the best. But IMHO the absolute worst candy is that damn chocolate bunny. As a young child I didn’t want to “hurt it,” as I got older it got skipped in favor of better candy, and eventually found in October and tossed. Also, little kids tend to gum the hell out of it, so that it becomes a sloppy mess.

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#### Post date: [March 16, 2012, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-holiday-has-the-best-candy/615902/31 "2012-03-16T19:50:23Z")

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Giant chocolate bunnies!

Giant SOLID chocolate bunnies!

Bunnies! Bunnies! Bunnies!

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#### Post date: [March 16, 2012, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-holiday-has-the-best-candy/615902/32 "2012-03-16T19:52:19Z")

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Oh, yes, Easter. Before I had to stop eating _anything that tastes good_, I would buy every year a huge chocolate-covered cocoanut egg. The kind with the chalk flower on top. I felt queasy after two bites, but dammit, I scarfed the whole thing down, if it \*killed \*me. Even the chalk flower.

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### Author: ![That\_Don\_Guy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/that_don_guy/32/538_2.png) [@That\_Don\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/That_Don_Guy)
#### Post date: [March 16, 2012, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-holiday-has-the-best-candy/615902/33 "2012-03-16T20:10:24Z")

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Define “best”.

Best in terms of variety? Halloween, hands down

Best in terms of quality? Valentine’s Day (I am thinking of the boxes of chocolates that pretty much every man is expected to get for “his woman” (or, in Japan, the other way around, for some reason))

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#### Post date: [March 16, 2012, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-holiday-has-the-best-candy/615902/34 "2012-03-16T20:18:21Z")

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My sister and I have lengthy discussions quite often on this topic. Easter wins hands down because the candy is so pretty. And Reese’s eggs are the best candy ever, although I will be buying a bag of Cadbury mini-eggs on Good Friday and eating the whole bag in one sitting. Christmas candy is righteous, but Easter candy is head and shoulders above all.

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#### Post date: [March 16, 2012, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-holiday-has-the-best-candy/615902/35 "2012-03-16T20:31:20Z")

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> [@That\_Don\_Guy](#):
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> Define “best”.
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> Best in terms of variety? Halloween, hands down
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> Best in terms of quality? Valentine’s Day (I am thinking of the boxes of chocolates that pretty much every man is expected to get for “his woman” (or, in Japan, the other way around, for some reason))

You’re clearly not picturing those horrid chalky hearts with cutesy sayings on them. I’ve got nothing against the sayings, mind, but the taste leaves something to be desired.

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### Author: ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)
#### Post date: [March 17, 2012, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-holiday-has-the-best-candy/615902/36 "2012-03-17T01:44:09Z")

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I’m pleased to see that Easter has pulled ahead of Halloween since I looked yesterday. The thing with Halloween is it’s so hit or miss. I recall years when the load I took home was really crappy. But Easter candy seems uniformly good. (I even like peeps.)

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#### Post date: [March 17, 2012, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-holiday-has-the-best-candy/615902/37 "2012-03-17T02:43:28Z")

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I don’t go out of my way for any candy except at Christmastime. There’s a wonderful candy cabin at the Christkindlemarket, where I stock up on treats from Germany that can’t be had here - at least not without some doing. It’s the only time I make an exception to avoiding candy with milk or gelatin in it - I just refuse to resist it and spend a bundle in there once a year. Plus - dark chocolate peppermint bark.

Sorry about Easter, but milk chocolate can be had anywhere, just in a different shape isn’t enough for me to care.

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#### Post date: [March 17, 2012, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-holiday-has-the-best-candy/615902/38 "2012-03-17T04:26:17Z")

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> [@Siam\_Sam](#):
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> I’m pleased to see that Easter has pulled ahead of Halloween since I looked yesterday. The thing with Halloween is it’s so hit or miss. I recall years when the load I took home was really crappy. But Easter candy seems uniformly good. (I even like peeps.)

I got a rock.

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#### Post date: [March 17, 2012, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-holiday-has-the-best-candy/615902/39 "2012-03-17T14:23:45Z")

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Hard for me to pin down which is the best - though I’m leaning towards Easter. There are items sold only at Easter which I eagerly anticipate each year (Dark Chocolate Cadbury Mini-Eggs). The only things I can think of manufactured specifically for Halloween are candy corn, which I wouldn’t miss if it didn’t exist, Resse’s Pumpkins that are easily replaced by Reese’s Eggs, and those molasses peanutbutter filling pullers in the orange and black waxed paper which the world does not need, at all.

Can we all agree that Arbor Day has the WORST candy?

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#### Post date: [March 17, 2012, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-holiday-has-the-best-candy/615902/40 "2012-03-17T14:37:22Z")

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Easter you get one box of candy, or maybe one bleeping chocolate rabbit. On Halloween you get a shopping bag full. Even if most of it turns out to be crap, it’s going to be at least a third solid gold and will lead you willingly down the yummy path toward diabetes.

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