Stand back. You are in the presence of greatness. I, ladies and gentlemen, am Vlad the Impaler.
I think not, IThinkNot, for I and I alone am Vlad the Impaler! The rest of you are imposters and poseurs.
I AM the Marquis de Sade, which is oddly appropriate because, much like Harli’s Bathory obsession, I consider him one of my favorite historical figures. We’re both atheists who’re into kinky sexual acts…ah, the good Marquis and I are a match made in hell. 
.:Nichol:.
What the hell? I’m a girl? When spank my ass and call me sally (oops, wrong thread)
Are you sure? 
Nichol tosses lightingtool over her knees, begins spanking him.
SALLY! SALLY!
Another Marquis Da Sade here.
Deviants unite! I’ll bring the rope.
Another Marquis Da Sade.
Another Vlad the Impaler here. Does this mean I watch too much Buffy?
De Sade again, here. Heh, heh, heh…
“A revolutionary deviant”… I like it.
Something to be said about a miscreant more famous for writing about crimes much worse than those he actually committed (yow!)
But yeah, the quiz is a bit too rudimentary, what with only 5 possible results.