# Which is Better **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [May 24, 2013, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-is-better/659225 "2013-05-24T14:35:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Organized\_Chaos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/5e9695/32.png) [@Organized\_Chaos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Organized_Chaos)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2013, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-is-better/659225/1 "2013-05-24T14:35:58Z")
This thread is being created to debate various subjects on which is better; (ex: Chocolate or Vanilla, Coke or Pepsi, Blondes or Brunettes). Feel free to post your questions and then let the fun begin. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2013, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-is-better/659225/2 "2013-05-24T14:39:35Z")
> [@Organized\_Chaos](#): > > This thread is being created to debate various subjects on which is better; (ex: Chocolate or Vanilla, Coke or Pepsi, Blondes or Brunettes). Feel free to post your questions and then let the fun begin. We already have forums that handle this quite sufficiently, thank you. ---
**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2013, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-is-better/659225/3 "2013-05-24T14:41:07Z")
There’s no debate. Pepsi is better than Coke. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2013, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-is-better/659225/4 "2013-05-24T14:41:50Z")
Moving to IMHO from Great Debates. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2013, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-is-better/659225/5 "2013-05-24T14:42:51Z")
Blondes are better than Vanilla Coke. ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2013, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-is-better/659225/6 "2013-05-24T14:43:28Z")
> [@TriPolar](#): > > There’s no debate. Pepsi is better than Coke. Liar! ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2013, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-is-better/659225/7 "2013-05-24T14:47:37Z")
I am better than you. ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Ed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e19b73/32.png) [@Just\_Ed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Ed)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2013, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-is-better/659225/8 "2013-05-24T15:28:03Z")
Chocolate coke brunettes are best. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2013, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-is-better/659225/9 "2013-05-24T15:43:48Z")
No, chocolate-covered dwarfs are. Which would be better, sliding naked down a giant straight-edged razor into a giant vat of rubbing alcohol? Or spending an hour in Oklahoma City? ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2013, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-is-better/659225/10 "2013-05-24T15:45:50Z")
> [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > No, chocolate-covered dwarfs are. > > Which would be better, sliding naked down a giant straight-edged razor into a giant vat of rubbing alcohol? Or spending an hour in Oklahoma City? A brand new razor, or an old rusty razor? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2013, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-is-better/659225/11 "2013-05-24T15:48:34Z")
The rustiest ever. But with a fresh hone. ---
**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2013, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-is-better/659225/12 "2013-05-24T15:55:33Z")
> [@TriPolar](#): > > There’s no debate. Pepsi is better than Coke. Yeah, on planet No Taste 😛 ---
**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2013, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-is-better/659225/13 "2013-05-24T15:56:34Z")
Which is better, Lay’s Potato Chips or Doritos? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2013, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-is-better/659225/14 "2013-05-24T15:59:17Z")
Chicken Cacciatore Florentine or Spam ala Orange (with pickles!)? ---
**Author:** ![control-z](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/eada6e/32.png) [@control-z](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/control-z)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2013, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-is-better/659225/15 "2013-05-24T16:05:11Z")
Would you rather be a hobo with a 5% chance of gettin’ inherited by a rich guy, or be Hitler two years before the end of World War II? 'Cuz you know you gonna have to shoot yourself but you still got two more years as Hitler. (from Family Guy.) This post serves two purposes, first to be funny, second to Godwin the thread. ---
**Author:** ![epbrown01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7ba0ec/32.png) [@epbrown01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/epbrown01)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2013, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-is-better/659225/16 "2013-05-24T16:06:13Z")
Which is noisier: the sound of one hand clapping, or a tree falling in the wood when no one’s there? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2013, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-is-better/659225/17 "2013-05-24T16:12:37Z")
> [@April\_R](#): > > Which is better, Lay’s Potato Chips or Doritos? Fritos. ---
**Author:** ![Engineer\_Dude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9fc29f/32.png) [@Engineer\_Dude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Engineer_Dude)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2013, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-is-better/659225/18 "2013-05-24T16:14:10Z")
I don’t care if he was first. Mike is better than Joel. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2013, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-is-better/659225/19 "2013-05-24T16:24:00Z")
Kirk is better than Picard any day. ---
**Author:** ![Slypork](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9fc29f/32.png) [@Slypork](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slypork)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2013, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-is-better/659225/20 "2013-05-24T16:49:58Z")
> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > Kirk is better than Picard any day. Sorry, Archer beats them both. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-is-better/659225.md?page=2)