# Which is more annoying: CheeseHeads or Terrible Towel?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-is-more-annoying-cheeseheads-or-terrible-towel/569037>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [January 26, 2011, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-is-more-annoying-cheeseheads-or-terrible-towel/569037 "2011-01-26T11:26:50Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 18\
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**Author:** ![Lamar\_Mundane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/85f322/32.png) [@Lamar\_Mundane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamar_Mundane)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2011, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-is-more-annoying-cheeseheads-or-terrible-towel/569037/21 "2011-01-26T20:33:08Z")

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> [@LateComer](#):
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> 35 years.
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> Also, the money from the towel goes to a school for autistic and mentally challenged children.

So, they give the Steeler fans their money back? Why bother charging in the first place?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2011, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-is-more-annoying-cheeseheads-or-terrible-towel/569037/22 "2011-01-26T20:48:34Z")

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> [@Lamar\_Mundane](#):
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> So, they give the Steeler fans their money back? Why bother charging in the first place?

Oh, snap!

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**Author:** ![Hampshire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hampshire/32/4887_2.png) [@Hampshire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hampshire)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2011, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-is-more-annoying-cheeseheads-or-terrible-towel/569037/23 "2011-01-26T21:10:30Z")

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> [@Joey\_P](#):
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> I’ll have to go with the Towel. I’ve never actually heard of the towel (not a football person) but the Cheesehead is made about 2.5 miles from where I’m sitting right now so each purchase of a Cheesehead boosts my personal local economy.

Guess where the terrible towels [are made](http://superbowlblog.dallasnews.com/archives/2011/01/pittsburgh-steelers-trademark.html)🙂

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**Author:** ![Roland\_Orzabal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c2a13f/32.png) [@Roland\_Orzabal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roland_Orzabal)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2011, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-is-more-annoying-cheeseheads-or-terrible-towel/569037/24 "2011-01-26T21:47:48Z")

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Only one piece of NFL paraphernalia has forced me to alter my rubric by which the annoyance factor of the others is judged to include not only its aesthetic unpleasantness and the obnoxiousness of the average wielder, but also the number of times I’ve been unintentionally thwapped upside the head with the fucking thing.

I have nothing against the Steelers — hell, I hope they do the AFC proud in the big one — but the Terrible Towel can suck it.

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**Author:** ![Beniamino](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@Beniamino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beniamino)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2011, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-is-more-annoying-cheeseheads-or-terrible-towel/569037/25 "2011-01-26T21:57:39Z")

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> [@Roland\_Orzabal](#):
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> Only one piece of NFL paraphernalia has forced me to alter my rubric by which the annoyance factor of the others is judged to include not only its aesthetic unpleasantness and the obnoxiousness of the average wielder, but also the number of times I’ve been unintentionally thwapped upside the head with the fucking thing.
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> I have nothing against the Steelers — hell, I hope they do the AFC proud in the big one — but the Terrible Towel can suck it.

Are you quite sure these thwappings were _ **un** _intentional?

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**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2011, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-is-more-annoying-cheeseheads-or-terrible-towel/569037/26 "2011-01-26T22:00:56Z")

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_thwap_

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**Author:** ![Roland\_Orzabal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c2a13f/32.png) [@Roland\_Orzabal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roland_Orzabal)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2011, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-is-more-annoying-cheeseheads-or-terrible-towel/569037/27 "2011-01-26T23:55:17Z")

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> [@Beniamino](#):
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> Are you quite sure these thwappings were _ **un** _intentional?

If I were rocking Ratbirds colors I wouldn’t be, but nobody around here gives a rat(bird)'s ass about a guy in a Philip Rivers jersey, least of all Stiller fans.

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**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2011, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-is-more-annoying-cheeseheads-or-terrible-towel/569037/28 "2011-01-27T01:56:00Z")

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> [@Roland\_Orzabal](#):
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> If I were rocking Ratbirds colors I wouldn’t be, but nobody around here gives a rat(bird)'s ass about a guy in a Philip Rivers jersey, least of all Stiller fans.

[I don’t know about that…we have long memories.](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1994%E2%80%9395_NFL_playoffs#AFC_Championship:_San_Diego_Chargers_17.2C_Pittsburgh_Steelers_13)

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2011, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-is-more-annoying-cheeseheads-or-terrible-towel/569037/29 "2011-01-27T02:33:42Z")

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> [@Stink Fish Pot](#):
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> Myron donated most if not all (I believe it was all) of the money generated by the terrible towel to a special education school in Pittsburgh that was attended by one of his children. After his death, I believe the family or his estate stipulated the money continue to go to that school. So, a lot of good has come from the towel.

He did better than that – he gave them the rights to the Towel. So ALL of the profits go to the [Allegheny Valley School](http://www.avs.net/terribletowel.cfm).

It also curses those who [dare to desecrate it](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terrible_Curse). BEWARE THE TERRIBLE TOWEL!!!

😃

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**Author:** ![JSexton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/96bed5/32.png) [@JSexton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JSexton)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2011, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-is-more-annoying-cheeseheads-or-terrible-towel/569037/30 "2011-01-27T06:17:00Z")

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> [@Lamar\_Mundane](#):
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> So, they give the Steeler fans their money back? Why bother charging in the first place?

This, Dio, is how proper trash talking is done. Take notes.

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**Author:** ![Suburban\_Plankton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suburban_plankton/32/219_2.png) [@Suburban\_Plankton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suburban_Plankton)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2011, 7:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-is-more-annoying-cheeseheads-or-terrible-towel/569037/31 "2011-01-27T07:43:46Z")

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At least the Terrible Towel has a purpose. It’s a towel. It’s functional.

As opposed to a piece of (fake foam) cheese. That you put on your head.

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**Author:** ![LateComer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b5ac83/32.png) [@LateComer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LateComer)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2011, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-is-more-annoying-cheeseheads-or-terrible-towel/569037/32 "2011-01-27T15:07:49Z")

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> [@Lamar\_Mundane](#):
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> So, they give the Steeler fans their money back? Why bother charging in the first place?

Hmm, so living in Western Pennsylvania and supporting the most successful franchise in football the last 40 years makes one mentally challenged?

In that case, does anyone know where I can get some cheap Detroit Lions gear?

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**Author:** ![zamboniracer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e9a140/32.png) [@zamboniracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zamboniracer)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2011, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-is-more-annoying-cheeseheads-or-terrible-towel/569037/33 "2011-01-27T20:10:26Z")

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> [@Stink Fish Pot](#):
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> \<snip\>
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> The Terrible Towel has been around for literally 35 years or more. Myron Cope (wacky voiced Steeler and local news broadcaster) created the terrible towel out of thin air.
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> \<snip\>

Cope’s towel idea was most likely derived from seeing other team’s fans wave things around. Miami Dolphin fans in the early 1970s during that team’s Super Bowl runs were famous for waving white hankies around. Up the road from Pittsburgh, the 1977-78 Cleveland Indians had a couple promotional giveaway days where they handed out “Hate the New York Yankees” hankies. When asked what he thought of it one of the Yankees - probably Graig Nettles or Sparky Lyle - laughingly said that he was against such promotions for sanitary reasons. 😃

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**Author:** ![crypto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b3f665/32.png) [@crypto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crypto)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2011, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-is-more-annoying-cheeseheads-or-terrible-towel/569037/34 "2011-01-28T02:11:27Z")

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Really, Packer fans? Are you [serious](http://www.packertime.com/prodsphp/ptfs59.php)

What a bunch of losers!

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2011, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-is-more-annoying-cheeseheads-or-terrible-towel/569037/35 "2011-01-28T06:05:19Z")

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> [@zamboniracer](#):
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> Cope’s towel idea was most likely derived from seeing other team’s fans wave things around. Miami Dolphin fans in the early 1970s during that team’s Super Bowl runs were famous for waving white hankies around.

Yeah, I thought the Dolphins started it then the Steelers ripped it off, and of course assume that they invented it. Not that I care, as I probably dislike the Dolphins more than the Steelers.

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**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2011, 10:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-is-more-annoying-cheeseheads-or-terrible-towel/569037/36 "2011-01-28T10:07:39Z")

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> [@Stink Fish Pot](#):
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> Really, Packer fans? Are you [serious](http://www.packertime.com/prodsphp/ptfs59.php)
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> What a bunch of losers!

I know, right? The Terrible Towel sucks so much, is sooo annoying that they straight copied it.

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**Author:** ![Hennessy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hennessy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hennessy)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2011, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-is-more-annoying-cheeseheads-or-terrible-towel/569037/37 "2011-01-28T11:49:09Z")

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I haven’t noticed too many cheese heads this year. When you watch the game and get a good view of the crowd, blur your eyes up and see if the whole audience is yellow. That’s just too much yellow.

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**Author:** ![zamboniracer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e9a140/32.png) [@zamboniracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zamboniracer)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2011, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-is-more-annoying-cheeseheads-or-terrible-towel/569037/38 "2011-01-31T01:52:07Z")

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> [@Stink Fish Pot](#):
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> Really, Packer fans? Are you [serious](http://www.packertime.com/prodsphp/ptfs59.php)
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> What a bunch of losers!

I don’t know that that’s a fair thing to say, because the company that makes the Terrible Towel is the same one now also making the Packer Titletown Towel. It’s just trying to work both sides of the street, which is the American way! 😃

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