# Which is your favourite dancing ham(p)ster?

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**Created:** [January 22, 2000, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-is-your-favourite-dancing-ham-p-ster/13007 "2000-01-22T22:52:00Z")\
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**Author:** ![labradorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3ec8ea/32.png) [@labradorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/labradorian)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2000, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-is-your-favourite-dancing-ham-p-ster/13007/1 "2000-01-22T22:52:00Z")

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(1) The knee-flex ham§ster (rows 1, 3, and 5, etc.)

(2) The macarena hamp§ster (row 2, etc.)

(3) The rapture ham§ster (row 4, etc.)

(4) The Chip-n-Dale ham§ster (row 6, etc.)

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**Author:** ![funneefarmer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9fc348/32.png) [@funneefarmer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/funneefarmer)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2000, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-is-your-favourite-dancing-ham-p-ster/13007/2 "2000-01-22T23:02:00Z")

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The flattened one. (Death row)

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**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2000, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-is-your-favourite-dancing-ham-p-ster/13007/3 "2000-01-22T23:46:00Z")

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Hmm… Rapture hamster is a very accurate portrayal of a teddy bear hamster, so I really like it.

Macarena hamster is very, very sweet, so I really like it.

Knee Flex hamster is also very sweet, and very realistic, so I really like it.

Chip-n-dale hamster doesn’t look much like a hamster at all, more like a bear or something, so I wouldn’t mind if they took it off the page.

There, I don’t know which is my fave, but I know which one I hate.

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**Author:** ![Zeb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/57b2e6/32.png) [@Zeb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeb)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2000, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-is-your-favourite-dancing-ham-p-ster/13007/4 "2000-01-23T06:06:00Z")

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I don’t know, I think I’d like any of them with a good red wine.

But what do other dopers marinate them in? Surely someone has a good recipe.

_Death to the Dancing Hampsters_

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Still trying to think of something witty to say here