# Which LOTR Character Are You?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-lotr-character-are-you/136679>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 14, 2002, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-lotr-character-are-you/136679 "2002-11-14T05:11:06Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 15\
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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2002, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-lotr-character-are-you/136679/41 "2002-11-15T21:42:42Z")

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Saruman

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**Author:** ![Cosmopolitan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/94ad74/32.png) [@Cosmopolitan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cosmopolitan)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2002, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-lotr-character-are-you/136679/42 "2002-11-15T21:49:33Z")

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I’m another gender-bender - I am, apparently, Legolas. Which isn’t bad at all, actually, 'cause Orlando Bloom is mighty attractive. 🙂

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**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2002, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-lotr-character-are-you/136679/43 "2002-11-15T22:26:59Z")

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I got **Galadriel** too, which is nice since I actually know who she is. I got a female elf, who would have thought… 🙂

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**Author:** ![Zanshin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e274bd/32.png) [@Zanshin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zanshin)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2002, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-lotr-character-are-you/136679/44 "2002-11-16T01:48:33Z")

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**Aragorn**! Sweet! (That is, if I can count a couple of days’ growth as an actual beard…)

[sub]Awright, quit clowning around, whoever swiped Narsil can give it back any time… [/sub]

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**Author:** ![Anubis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/dfb087/32.png) [@Anubis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anubis)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2002, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-lotr-character-are-you/136679/45 "2002-11-16T01:48:34Z")

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Another Elrond here. Not male though…

**GFH** , I did, sorta. I thought _Humans are a virus_ after he said ‘Men? Men are weak.’

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**Author:** ![butter\_pie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aca169/32.png) [@butter\_pie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/butter_pie)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2002, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-lotr-character-are-you/136679/46 "2002-11-16T05:56:19Z")

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I’m Elrond too, apparently.

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**Author:** ![green\_dragon\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/13edae/32.png) [@green\_dragon\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/green_dragon_1)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2002, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-lotr-character-are-you/136679/47 "2002-11-16T13:55:16Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Gazelle from Hell \*  
> \*\*Minor hijack. Is it just me, or did anyone else say to themselves, “_Mister Anderson_” when Elrond showed up on the screen?
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> Think Matrix. \*\*

I know EXACTLY what you mean…

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**Author:** ![Achernar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e274bd/32.png) [@Achernar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Achernar)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2002, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-lotr-character-are-you/136679/48 "2002-11-16T15:05:16Z")

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Legolas. A surprise to no one. :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b5ac83/32.png) [@The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mad_Hermit)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2002, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-lotr-character-are-you/136679/49 "2002-11-16T19:36:48Z")

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I’m Pippin…

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**Author:** ![Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tim_r.mortiss/32/142_2.png) [@Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tim_R.Mortiss)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2002, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-lotr-character-are-you/136679/50 "2002-11-16T23:34:43Z")

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I couldn’t in good conscience answer ANY of those questions! They all seem irrelevant. Besides, I know that Tim Benzedrine is my true character…Timmy

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**Author:** ![jack\_ss](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c77e96/32.png) [@jack\_ss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jack_ss)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2002, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-lotr-character-are-you/136679/51 "2002-11-17T00:27:27Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Minor hijack. Is it just me, or did anyone else say to themselves, “Mister Anderson” when Elrond showed up on the screen?

Loud enough to get elbowed in the ribs, but it was woth it! 😃

And I’m Eowyn, another Gender-bender

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**Author:** ![Triskadecamus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b19c9b/32.png) [@Triskadecamus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Triskadecamus)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2002, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-lotr-character-are-you/136679/52 "2002-11-17T04:22:58Z")

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Woo woo!

And judging by the results so far, no one else is the Faramir type.

So, all the kick ass girls are mine! Mine I tell you! Ha ha ha ha.

Um.

oh.

Well, if they want to, that is.

## Tris

“In my opinion, there’s nothing in this world, Beats a '52 Vincent, and a red headed girl.” ~ Richard Thompson ~

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2002, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-lotr-character-are-you/136679/53 "2002-11-17T04:34:56Z")

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By the way, just who is the dwarf character? I haven’t read the books quite yet, and am probably even less likely to see any of the movies…

(I only ask because **Spoz** also told me that he’s lucky enough to not be the dwarf//)

F\_X

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**Author:** ![Flashpaper\_Tiger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Flashpaper\_Tiger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flashpaper_Tiger)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2002, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-lotr-character-are-you/136679/54 "2002-11-17T12:42:28Z")

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Another Galadriel

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**Author:** ![Anubis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/dfb087/32.png) [@Anubis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anubis)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2002, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-lotr-character-are-you/136679/55 "2002-11-17T16:55:44Z")

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Flammy, do you mean the dwarf who is in the Fellowship? That’s Gimli, son of Gloin.

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