# Which Mod would emerge victorious in a Steel-Cage Death Match? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [May 21, 2003, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-mod-would-emerge-victorious-in-a-steel-cage-death-match/176436 "2003-05-21T00:33:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Payton\_s\_Servant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3da27b/32.png) [@Payton\_s\_Servant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Payton_s_Servant)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2003, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-mod-would-emerge-victorious-in-a-steel-cage-death-match/176436/1 "2003-05-21T00:33:20Z")
No disqualifications, no countouts, chairs are legal, you know, the usual rules. ---
**Author:** ![C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b2d939/32.png) [@C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/C_K_Dexter_Haven)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2003, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-mod-would-emerge-victorious-in-a-steel-cage-death-match/176436/2 "2003-05-21T01:23:58Z")
Lynn would stare anyone else into submission with her glare. And TUBADIVA would win by unanimous vote. ---
**Author:** ![Aceospades](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@Aceospades](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aceospades)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2003, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-mod-would-emerge-victorious-in-a-steel-cage-death-match/176436/3 "2003-05-21T03:24:27Z")
I all depends on what _forum_ it would be held in. ---
**Author:** ![TubaDiva](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tubadiva/32/507_2.png) [@TubaDiva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TubaDiva)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2003, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-mod-would-emerge-victorious-in-a-steel-cage-death-match/176436/4 "2003-05-22T05:15:18Z")
Heh. I can take a hint. Lemme put down this chair first. your humble TubaDiva Administrator ---
**Author:** ![Freyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freyr/32/5763_2.png) [@Freyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freyr)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2003, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-mod-would-emerge-victorious-in-a-steel-cage-death-match/176436/5 "2003-05-22T05:41:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by C K Dexter Haven \* > **Lynn would stare anyone else into submission with her glare.** Oh, c’mon. Everyone knows if you give Lynn chocolate, she’ll roll over and do what you want! ---
**Author:** ![Doomtrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/0ea827/32.png) [@Doomtrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doomtrain)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2003, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-mod-would-emerge-victorious-in-a-steel-cage-death-match/176436/6 "2003-05-22T13:27:52Z")
**Manhattan** Think about it. He’s got Jackboots of Power and carries a huge Banning Stick. His entrance theme could be a heavy metal version of “New York, New York.” ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2003, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-mod-would-emerge-victorious-in-a-steel-cage-death-match/176436/7 "2003-05-22T14:25:37Z")
My money would be on **Euty** - you know it’s always the nice, quiet, low-key types who burst forth and surprise you. I can just see him going all Jackie-Chan on the rest. ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2003, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-mod-would-emerge-victorious-in-a-steel-cage-death-match/176436/8 "2003-05-22T14:30:18Z")
Ya know what might be fun? Equate the mod with a real-life (!) pro wrestler. **manhattan** = Big Boss Man **Euty** = Randy Savage and so forth ---
**Author:** ![liirogue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dbc845/32.png) [@liirogue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/liirogue)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2003, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-mod-would-emerge-victorious-in-a-steel-cage-death-match/176436/9 "2003-05-22T16:08:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Freyr \* > \*\*Oh, c’mon. Everyone knows if you give Lynn chocolate, she’ll roll over and do what you want! \*\* I don’t know if you meant to or not, but I’ve been laughing over that for some time now. Methinks you ought to put it in the “Double Entedre” thread… ---
**Author:** ![liirogue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dbc845/32.png) [@liirogue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/liirogue)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2003, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-mod-would-emerge-victorious-in-a-steel-cage-death-match/176436/10 "2003-05-22T16:10:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by liirogue \* > **Entedre** :smack: If only I could spell… Btw, my vote’s for Euty… he’s just too quiet not to be deadly… ---
**Author:** ![Doomtrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/0ea827/32.png) [@Doomtrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doomtrain)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2003, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-mod-would-emerge-victorious-in-a-steel-cage-death-match/176436/11 "2003-05-22T17:56:00Z")
We’ll just have to keep a watch out for Coldfire. He’ll come in in his Dude-esque sandals and t-shirt, cause he’s such a hippy, and slip a weapon into the ring. It’ll all be over. ---
**Author:** ![Super\_Gnat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@Super\_Gnat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Super_Gnat)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2003, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-mod-would-emerge-victorious-in-a-steel-cage-death-match/176436/12 "2003-05-22T18:35:41Z")
**John Corrado**. No one with a name that cool could possibly lose. ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-mod-would-emerge-victorious-in-a-steel-cage-death-match/176436/13 "2003-05-23T01:38:43Z")
I’d bet on either **manhattan** or **David B**. ---
**Author:** ![MikeG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mikeg/32/4329_2.png) [@MikeG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MikeG)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-mod-would-emerge-victorious-in-a-steel-cage-death-match/176436/14 "2003-05-23T04:25:12Z")
I dunno, **UncleBeer** would probably be packing heat and muttering something about bringin’ a chair to a gunfight…🙂 ---
**Author:** ![green\_bladder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/73ab20/32.png) [@green\_bladder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/green_bladder)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-mod-would-emerge-victorious-in-a-steel-cage-death-match/176436/15 "2003-05-23T04:38:45Z")
**Coldfire.** 13,000 posts is no joke. He’ll go postal on all the other mods 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-mod-would-emerge-victorious-in-a-steel-cage-death-match/176436/16 "2003-05-23T05:06:02Z")
Coldfire has the scariest name. He’d especially kick the ass of [_post deleted by Moderator._] 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Ender\_Will](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Ender\_Will](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ender_Will)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-mod-would-emerge-victorious-in-a-steel-cage-death-match/176436/17 "2003-05-23T06:37:47Z")
I’m voting Coldfire, but Czarcasm (possibly the coolest screen name ever) would be a close, close second. And if C-Squared went tag team, the only thing more powerful would be C3 (Czarcasm, Coldfire and Cecil (would that make it C4?))