# Which national day were you born on?

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 5, 2000, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-national-day-were-you-born-on/14388 "2000-03-05T23:20:00Z")\
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Here’s a list of “days”. Look up your birthday and see what’s going on on  
your special day!

I was born on “National Cherry Popsicle Day”. mmm, cheery popsicles…

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January 1 is . . . . .First Foot Day and Z Day  
January 2 is . . . . .Run Up the Flagpole and See if Anybody Salutes It Day  
January 3 is . . . . .Festival of Sleep Day  
January 4 is . . . . .Trivia Day and Humiliation Day  
January 5 is . . . . .Bird Day  
January 6 is . . . . .Bean Day  
January 7 is . . . . .Old Rock Day  
January 8 is . . . . . National Joy Germ Day and Man Watcher’s Day  
January 9 is . . . . . Play God Day  
January 10 is . . . . Peculiar People Day  
January 11 is . . . . National Step in a Puddle and Splash Your Friend Day  
January 12 is . . . . Feast of Fabulous Wild Men Day  
January 13 is . . . . Make Your Dream Come True Day  
and Blame Someone Else Day  
January 14 is . . . . National Dress Up Your Pet Day  
January 15 is . . . . Hat Day  
January 16 is . . . . Hot and Spicy Food International Day and National  
Nothing Day  
January 17 is . . . . Blessing of the Animals at the Cathedral Day  
January 18 is . . . . Winnie the Pooh Day  
January 19 is . . . . National Popcorn Day  
January 20 is . . . . National Buttercrunch Day  
January 21 is . . . . National Hugging Day  
January 22 is . . . . National Answer Your Cat’s Question Day,  
National Blonde, Brownie Day  
January 23 is . . . . National Handwriting Day, National Pie Day,  
Measure Your Feet Day  
January 24 is . . . . Eskimo Pie Patent Day  
January 25 is . . . . Opposite Day  
January 26 is . . . . Australia Day  
January 27 is . . . . Punch the Clock Day and Thomas Crapper Day  
January 28 is . . . . National Kazoo Day, Clash Day, Rattle Snake Roundup Day  
January 29 is . . . . National Cornchip Day  
January 30 is . . . . Escape Day  
January 31 is . . . . National Popcorn Day and Child Labor Day

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February 1 is . . . . . Serpent Day
February 2 is . . . . . Purification Day
February 3 is . . . . . Cordova Ice Worm Day
February 4 is . . . . . Create A Vacuum Day
February 5 is . . . . . Disaster Day
February 6 is . . . . . Lame Duck Day
February 7 is . . . . . Charles Dickens Day
February 8 is . . . . . Kite Flying Day
February 9 is . . . . . Toothache Day
February 10 is . . . . Umbrella Day
February 11 is . . . . White Tee-shirt Day and Don't Cry Over Spilled Milk Day
February 12 is . . . . National Plum Pudding Day
February 13 is . . . . Get A Different Name Day and Dream Your Sweet Day
February 14 is . . . . Ferris Wheel Day and National Heart to Heart Day
February 15 is . . . . National Gum Drop Day
February 16 is . . . . Do A Grouch A Favor Day
February 17 is . . . . Champion Crab Races Day
February 18 is . . . . National Battery Day
February 19 is . . . . National Chocolate Mint Day
February 20 is . . . . Hoodie Hoo Day
February 21 is . . . . Card Reading Day
February 22 is . . . . Be Humble Day
February 23 is . . . . International Dog Biscuit Appreciation Day
February 24 is . . . . National Tortilla Chip Day
February 25 is . . . . Pistol Patent Day (Samuel Colt)
February 26 is . . . . National Pistachio Day
February 27 is . . . . International Polar Bear Day
February 28 is . . . . Public Sleeping Day
February 29 is . . . . National Surf and Turf Day

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March 1 is . . . . . National Pig Day and Peanut Butter Lover’s Day  
March 2 is . . . . . Old Stuff Day  
March 3 is . . . . . I Want You To Be Happy Day, Peach Blossom Day,  
National Anthem Day  
March 4 is . . . . . Holy Experiment Day  
March 5 is . . . . . Personality Day  
March 6 is . . . . . National Frozen Food Day  
March 7 is . . . . . National Crown Roast Of Pork Day  
March 8 is . . . . . Be Nasty Day  
March 9 is . . . . . Panic Day  
March 10 is . . . . Festival Of Life In The Cracks Day  
March 11 is . . . . Johnny Appleseed Day and Worship of Tools Day  
March 12 is . . . . Alfred Hitchcock Day  
March 13 is . . . . Jewel Day  
March 14 is . . . . National Potato Chip Day  
March 15 is . . . . Buzzard’s Day and Everything You Think Is Wrong Day  
March 16 is . . . . Everything You Do Is Right Day  
March 17 is . . . . Submarine Day  
March 18 is . . . . Supreme Sacrifice Day  
March 19 is . . . . Poultry Day  
March 20 is . . . . Proposal Day and Festival Of Extraterrestrial Abductions  
Day  
March 21 is . . . . Fragrance Day  
March 22 is . . . . National Goof-off Day  
March 23 is . . …National Organize Your Home Office Day and  
National Chip and Dip Day  
March 24 is . . . . National Chocolate Covered Raisins Day  
March 25 is . . . . Pecan Day and Waffle Day  
March 26 is . . . . Make Up Your Own Holiday Day and Spinach Festival Day  
March 27 is . . . . National “Joe” Day  
March 28 is . . . . Something On A Stick Day  
March 29 is . . . . Festival Of Smoke and Mirrors Day  
March 30 is . . . . I Am In Control Day  
March 31 is . . . . Bunsen Burner Day and National Clams On The Half Shell Day

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April 1 is . . . . . One Cent Day
April 2 is . . . . . National Peanut Butter and Jelly Day
April 3 is . . . . . Tweed Day and Don't Go To Work Unless It's Fun Day
April 4 is . . . . . Tell-A-Lie Day
April 5 is . . . . . Go For Broke Day
April 6 is . . . . . Sorry Charlie Day
April 7 is . . . . . No Housework Day
April 8 is . . . . . All Is Ours Day
April 9 is . . . . . Winston Churchill Day and Name Yourself Day
April 10 is . . . . Golfers Day
April 11 is . . . . Eight-Track Tape Day
April 12 is . . . . Look Up At The Sky Day
April 13 is . . . . Blame Somebody Else Day
April 14 is . . . . National Pecan Day
April 15 is . . . . Rubber Eraser Day
April 16 is . . . . National Stress Awareness Day and National Eggs Benedict
Day
April 17 is . . . . National Cheeseball Day
April 18 is . . . . International Jugglers Day
April 19 is . . . . National Garlic Day
April 20 is . . . . Look Alike Day
April 21 is . . . . Kindergarten Day
April 22 is . . . . National Jelly Bean Day
April 23 is . . . . Read Me Day and World Laboratory Animal Day
April 24 is . . . . National Pigs In A Blanket Day
April 25 is . . . . National Zucchini Bread Day
April 26 is . . . . Richter Scale Day and National Pretzel Day
April 27 is . . . . Tell A Story Day
April 28 is . . . . Great Poetry Reading Day and Kiss-Your-Mate Day
April 29 is . . . . National Shrimp Scampi Day
April 30 is . . . . National Honesty Day

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May 1 is . . . . . Mother Goose Day and Save The Rhino Day  
May 2 is . . . . . Fire Day  
May 3 is . . . . . Lumpy Rug Day  
May 4 is . . . . . National Candied Orange Peel Day  
May 5 is . . . . . National Hoagie Day  
May 6 is . . . . . Beverage Day  
May 7 is . . . . . International Tuba Day, Paste Up Day,  
National Roast Leg of Lamb Day  
May 8 is . . . . . No Socks Day and Have A Coke Day  
May 9 is . . . . . Lost Sock Memorial Day  
May 10 is . . . . Clean Up Your Room Day  
May 11 is . . . . Eat What You Want Day and Twilight Zone Day  
May 12 is . . . . Limerick Day  
May 13 is . . . . Leprechaun Day  
May 14 is . . . . National Dance Like A Chicken Day  
May 15 is . . . . National Chocolate Chip Day  
May 16 is . . . . Wear Purple For Peace Day  
May 17 is . . . . Pack Rat Day  
May 18 is . . . . International Museum Day and Visit Your Relatives Day  
May 19 is . . . . Frog Jumping Jubilee Day  
May 20 is . . . . Eliza Doolittle Day  
May 21 is . . . . National Memo Day and National Waitresses/Waiters Day  
May 22 is . . . . Buy-A-Musical-Instrument Day  
May 23 is . . . . Penny Day  
May 24 is . . . . National Escargot Day  
May 25 is . . . . National Tap Dance Day

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**Post date:** [March 5, 2000, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-national-day-were-you-born-on/14388/2 "2000-03-05T23:22:00Z")

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**September 24 is . . . . Festival Of Latest Novelties**

Somehow this just seems so…appropriate.

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Shadowfox

“The dead have risen, and they’re voting Republican!” - Bart Simpson

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**Post date:** [March 5, 2000, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-national-day-were-you-born-on/14388/3 "2000-03-05T23:25:00Z")

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Fruitcake day?!?!? Dec 27 is Freakin Fruitcake Day? What a letdown.

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It’s not how you pick your nose, it’s where you put the boogers

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**Post date:** [March 5, 2000, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-national-day-were-you-born-on/14388/4 "2000-03-05T23:29:00Z")

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**Visitation of the Virgin Mary Day.**

Damn. I was hoping for something with a little more pizazz.

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**Post date:** [March 5, 2000, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-national-day-were-you-born-on/14388/5 "2000-03-05T23:29:00Z")

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Love it! My son was born on Everything Is Right day.  
Boyfriend on No Socks and Coke.  
Me: Shopping reminder(I don’t need reminding…)

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**Post date:** [March 5, 2000, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-national-day-were-you-born-on/14388/6 "2000-03-05T23:31:00Z")

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National Storytelling Festival

Let’s party!

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“I thought: opera, how hard can it be? Songs. Pretty girls dancing. Nice scenery. Lots of people handing over cash. Got to be better than the cut-throat world of yoghurt, I thought.” - Seldom Bucket

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**Author:** ![leafrog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/cab0a1/32.png) [@leafrog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leafrog)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2000, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-national-day-were-you-born-on/14388/7 "2000-03-06T00:13:00Z")

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National Tool Worship Day! Whooooooo boy!

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Make it fit.

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**Post date:** [March 6, 2000, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-national-day-were-you-born-on/14388/8 "2000-03-06T00:58:00Z")

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National Clean Out Your Refrigerator Day!

Let’s celebrate by having some… uh… whatever the hell this is in this tupperware container! :sniff: Hopefully it won’t kill us!

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“All right. Have it your own way. Road to hell paved with unbought stuffed dogs. Not my fault.”

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**Post date:** [March 6, 2000, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-national-day-were-you-born-on/14388/9 "2000-03-06T01:07:00Z")

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June 26 is . . . . National Chocolate Pudding Day

I can live with that.

Another toy: if you wanna see what celebrities were born, died, and were married on any given day, go to [On This Day](http://us.imdb.com/OnThisDay) on IMDB.

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December 13… Ice Cream and Violins Day!!?

Well, that’s a non-sequitur if I ever heard one…

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**Post date:** [March 6, 2000, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-national-day-were-you-born-on/14388/11 "2000-03-06T01:23:00Z")

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National Deviled Egg Day? I was hoping for something with a little more…oomph, but I can live with it.

And Max? Chocolate Pudding Day? _starts getting some ideas…_ Oh wait. I’m not in Guy Stuff, am I? _grin_

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**Post date:** [March 6, 2000, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-national-day-were-you-born-on/14388/12 "2000-03-06T01:27:00Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Originally posted by BigDaddyD:  
> \*\*Fruitcake day?!?!? Dec 27 is Freakin Fruitcake Day? What a letdown.
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> \*\*

Hey… don’t sweat it. At least you got to be born on my birthday. 🙂 Some day that will be worth something – really!

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**Post date:** [March 6, 2000, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-national-day-were-you-born-on/14388/13 "2000-03-06T01:29:00Z")

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games day.

## hmm… what _kind_ of games, might these be?

“If anybody wants a sheep, that is proof that he exists.”

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**Post date:** [March 6, 2000, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-national-day-were-you-born-on/14388/14 "2000-03-06T01:32:00Z")

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I feel blessed

December 6 is . . . . . National Gazpacho Day and Mitten Tree Day

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We are, each of us angels with only one wing,and we can only fly by embracing one another

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**Post date:** [March 6, 2000, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-national-day-were-you-born-on/14388/15 "2000-03-06T01:37:00Z")

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May 5…national hoagie day?

OK!..Lunch is on me that day!

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Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

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**Post date:** [March 6, 2000, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-national-day-were-you-born-on/14388/16 "2000-03-06T01:44:00Z")

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National Pumpkin Pie Day for me. If there was a national whipped cream day, I could try to get together and make dessert with someone…

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Your Official Cat Goddess since 10/20/99.

_SD chat:_  
**\<Jophiel\>** Kat’s here! the board must be down!

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**Post date:** [March 6, 2000, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-national-day-were-you-born-on/14388/17 "2000-03-06T01:49:00Z")

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Kat, not to mention a little better known holiday.

Mine? Fire Day…huh huh, fire fire!

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**Post date:** [March 6, 2000, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-national-day-were-you-born-on/14388/18 "2000-03-06T01:59:00Z")

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There’s a better known holiday than National Pumpkin Pie Day?? :eek:

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**Post date:** [March 6, 2000, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-national-day-were-you-born-on/14388/19 "2000-03-06T02:03:00Z")

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Button Day? Button Day??!

Oh well. What sort of cards do you give people for button day?

(yes yes, I know. Ones with buttons )

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**Post date:** [March 6, 2000, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-national-day-were-you-born-on/14388/20 "2000-03-06T02:07:00Z")

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> [@](#):
>
> Originally posted by leafrog:  
> \*\*National Tool Worship Day! Whooooooo boy!
> 
> \*\*

You’re a March 11th? Me, too! But let us not forget…it’s also Johnny Appleseed Day. Let’s see them beat that!

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