# Which new england patriot player would this be

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**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [December 4, 2009, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-new-england-patriot-player-would-this-be/520014 "2009-12-04T18:39:52Z")\
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**Author:** ![Wesley\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wesley_clark/32/20581_2.png) [@Wesley\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wesley_Clark)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-new-england-patriot-player-would-this-be/520014/1 "2009-12-04T18:39:52Z")

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I was watching the colts vs patriots game a few weeks ago, and there was a player on the patriots team. He was black and his helmet had tinted eye shields. But his face was almost totally blank and expressionless whenever he was on camera, which I thought was pretty interesting. He seemed like he was built more like a lineman (no idea if it was offense or defense). Does anyone have an idea who I’m talking about?

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-new-england-patriot-player-would-this-be/520014/2 "2009-12-04T18:44:19Z")

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Moving to the Game Room from GQ.

Colibri  
General Questions Moderator

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**Author:** ![Skammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skammer/32/143_2.png) [@Skammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skammer)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-new-england-patriot-player-would-this-be/520014/3 "2009-12-04T18:46:56Z")

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Do you at least remember if he was on offense or defense?

Edit: oh, sorry, you said you didn’t know.

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**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-new-england-patriot-player-would-this-be/520014/4 "2009-12-04T19:09:46Z")

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I’m thinking Brandon Meriweather.

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**Author:** ![Manduck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manduck/32/256_2.png) [@Manduck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manduck)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-new-england-patriot-player-would-this-be/520014/5 "2009-12-04T20:41:45Z")

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I think that was Blacky McBlankface.

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**Author:** ![Wesley\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wesley_clark/32/20581_2.png) [@Wesley\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wesley_Clark)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-new-england-patriot-player-would-this-be/520014/6 "2009-12-04T22:06:04Z")

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> [@Manduck](#):
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> I think that was Blacky McBlankface.

This is why I paid $5 to post here. This right here.

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**Author:** ![Nametag](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nametag/32/406_2.png) [@Nametag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nametag)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-new-england-patriot-player-would-this-be/520014/7 "2009-12-04T22:21:49Z")

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> [@ElvisL1ves](#):
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> I’m thinking Brandon Meriweather.

Why? He’s not that big, and pictures of him playing in Patriots gear don’t show a tinted visor (not that I looked at every picture out there, and not that I follow football, but…)

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**Author:** ![Stringer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Stringer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stringer)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2009, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-new-england-patriot-player-would-this-be/520014/8 "2009-12-05T04:00:57Z")

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Did he have dreads? If so it was probably BenJarvus Green-Ellis or Laurence Maroney. If not, possibly Sammy Morris.

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**Author:** ![robby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robby/32/11048_2.png) [@robby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robby)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2009, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-new-england-patriot-player-would-this-be/520014/9 "2009-12-05T05:08:51Z")

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> [@Stringer](#):
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> Did he have dreads? If so it was probably BenJarvus Green-Ellis…

aka “Law Firm.” 😃
