# Which of these best describes ElvisL1ves? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 15, 2015, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193 "2015-07-15T00:48:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2015, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/1 "2015-07-15T00:48:03Z")
Poll to follow. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2015, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/2 "2015-07-15T00:57:15Z")
I’ll be surprised if it does. ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2015, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/3 "2015-07-15T00:57:15Z")
NM. Family emergency. We will do this later. ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2015, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/4 "2015-07-15T00:59:38Z")
Oh, will we?!? I’ll wait right here. OMGOMGOMG! ---
**Author:** ![jz78817](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jz78817/32/1028_2.png) [@jz78817](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jz78817)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2015, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/5 "2015-07-15T01:09:00Z")
little from column A, little from column B. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2015, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/6 "2015-07-15T01:09:16Z")
**Scumpup** , your hatred for **Elvis** has polluted thread after thread, leaving you screaming impotently until the two of you dominate the thread. We have a nice, respectable messageboard and it, including the Pit, is no place for an endless vendetta as stupid as yours. Get over it, put him on ignore, and grow the fuck up. You aren’t a deranged six-year-old. ---
**Author:** ![Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hentor_the_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2015, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/7 "2015-07-15T01:10:40Z")
> [@dropzone](#): > > You aren’t a deranged six-year-old. How old do you think he is? ---
**Author:** ![magellan01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@magellan01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magellan01)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2015, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/8 "2015-07-15T01:12:41Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > I’ll be surprised if it does. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2015, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/9 "2015-07-15T01:39:52Z")
> [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](#): > > How old do you think he is? He joined in 2003, so he’s at least twelve. ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2015, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/10 "2015-07-15T01:58:45Z")
**Which of these best describes ElvisL1ves?** > [@Scumpup](#): > > Poll to follow. I’m going with “Poll”. What? ---
**Author:** ![Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hentor_the_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2015, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/11 "2015-07-15T02:09:38Z")
Poll: [ul]He’s as tedious as Scumpup. He’s as fatuous as Scumpup. He is as odious as Scumpup. He and Scumpup are equally loathsome. I find both Elv1sLives and Scumpup as pleasant as a skidmark in a new pair or underwear.[/ul] ---
**Author:** ![FuriousGeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecae2f/32.png) [@FuriousGeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FuriousGeorge)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2015, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/12 "2015-07-15T02:35:03Z")
I had high hopes for this thread. After reading it though, it feels a bit flat and deflated. ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2015, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/13 "2015-07-15T02:54:31Z")
Is it later enough yet? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2015, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/14 "2015-07-15T03:09:37Z")
What happened to your family in New Mexico? ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2015, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/15 "2015-07-15T03:36:03Z")
😕 They’re fine, thanks. Really enjoying their new place in Rio Rancho, although Dad’s a little grumpy at his commute. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2015, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/16 "2015-07-15T03:47:56Z")
This has to be such a disappointment to ElvisL1ves. Someone _finally_ wants to start a poll about him, but then they go and post it to the wrong forum-- to one that doesn’t even allow polls. This’ll make a funny story someday. Today is not that day. ---
**Author:** ![desertmonk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/898d66/32.png) [@desertmonk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/desertmonk)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2015, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/17 "2015-07-15T03:49:18Z")
> [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](#): > > Poll: > > [ul]He’s as tedious as Scumpup. > > He’s as fatuous as Scumpup. > > He is as odious as Scumpup. > > He and Scumpup are equally loathsome. > > I find both Elv1sLives and Scumpup as pleasant as a skidmark in a new pair or underwear.[/ul] Pie ---
**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2015, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/18 "2015-07-15T04:19:47Z")
Well, I prefer cake. Poll to follow. ---
**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2015, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/19 "2015-07-15T04:24:00Z")
The frustrations just keep mounting. The OP has such the _perfect_ gotcha question for ElvisL1ves in that gun thread, but he just won’t answer! In fact, he ignores the OP! And now poor scumpup can’t even do a poll! You have my sympathy. For the record, I would have voted “pole”. ---
**Author:** ![Gary\_Kumquat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gary\_Kumquat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Kumquat)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2015, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/20 "2015-07-15T06:22:57Z")
> [@purplehorseshoe](#): > > Well, I prefer cake. Poll to follow. I’d prefer the pie, then the cake to follow. Hold the family emergency. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193.md?page=2)