# Which of these best describes ElvisL1ves? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 15, 2015, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193 "2015-07-15T00:48:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![CinnamonBabka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bbce88/32.png) [@CinnamonBabka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CinnamonBabka)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2015, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/41 "2015-07-15T15:45:27Z")
> [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](#): > > More like deflated footballs from the 20 yard line. I’m following this thread just to see all the great Cheatriots jokes that come out of it. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2015, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/42 "2015-07-15T15:47:19Z")
> [@Scumpup](#): > > NM. Family emergency. We will do this later. Got an ETA yet? I’m running out of quarters for the parking meter. ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2015, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/43 "2015-07-15T16:00:14Z")
I voted for Prell to go back to the old glass bottle. After that, I became deeply cynical. ---
**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2015, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/44 "2015-07-15T16:07:07Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > Either that, or leave you a shattered and wretched ruin, groveling and simpering for the slightest sign of approval. So, you’re saying he’s been pitted before. ---
**Author:** ![FuriousGeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecae2f/32.png) [@FuriousGeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FuriousGeorge)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2015, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/45 "2015-07-15T16:17:10Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > Last time I checked, they didn’t allow polls in The BBQ Pit. Has that changed? …and the last horse crosses the finish line. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2015, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/46 "2015-07-15T16:17:38Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > And yet another Pit grenadier hurls the pin at the enemy. I can’t stop laughing out loud at this. ---
**Author:** ![Kimballkid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b5a626/32.png) [@Kimballkid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimballkid)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2015, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/47 "2015-07-15T16:27:53Z")
> [@purplehorseshoe](#): > > Well, I prefer cake. Poll to follow. Here’s a poll question: [Cake or Death?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNjcuZ-LiSY) ---
**Author:** ![74westy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/74westy/32/3950_2.png) [@74westy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/74westy)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2015, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/48 "2015-07-15T16:31:24Z")
Yeah Scumpup’s a jerk but I hope the family emergency is not too bad and everyone’s OK. ETA: Cake please. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2015, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/49 "2015-07-15T16:32:29Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > Last time I checked, they didn’t allow polls in The BBQ Pit. Has that changed? See post #2 ---
**Author:** ![Kimballkid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b5a626/32.png) [@Kimballkid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimballkid)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2015, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/50 "2015-07-15T16:35:59Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > Last time I checked, they didn’t allow polls in The BBQ Pit. Has that changed? > [@Telemark](#): > > No, hence post #2. > [@magellan01](#): > > See Post #2. > [@AncientHumanoid](#): > > See post #2 Looks like the poll results are in. ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2015, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/51 "2015-07-15T16:39:46Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > Last time I checked, they didn’t allow polls in The BBQ Pit. Has that changed? See post #50. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2015, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/52 "2015-07-15T16:47:18Z")
Can we make this a choose your own adventure thread? If you follow the sherpa into the cave, see post #12. If you like pie, see post #17. If you take the red eye to Albuquerque, see post #3. ---
**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2015, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/53 "2015-07-15T16:49:15Z")
> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#): > > Can we make this a choose your own adventure thread? > > If you follow the sherpa into the cave, see post #12. > If you like pie, see post #17. > If you take the red eye to Albuquerque, see post #3. For the love of god, don’t follow the sherpa! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2015, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/54 "2015-07-15T16:49:15Z")
I LOVE poles! The North Magnetic is my favorite. ---
**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2015, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/55 "2015-07-15T16:51:33Z")
Q; How many Scumpups does it take to create a Pole? A: One light bulb. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2015, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/56 "2015-07-15T16:53:27Z")
No Polls, Radio. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2015, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/57 "2015-07-15T17:09:07Z")
> [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](#): > > Poll: > > [ul]He’s as tedious as Scumpup. > > He’s as fatuous as Scumpup. > > He is as odious as Scumpup. > > He and Scumpup are equally loathsome. > > I find both Elv1sLives and Scumpup as pleasant as a skidmark in a new pair or underwear.[/ul] I do not feel I can honestly compare the two until Scumpup announces where the 9/11 perps were safely based. ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2015, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/58 "2015-07-15T18:46:42Z")
> [@CinnamonBabka](#): > > I’m following this thread just to see all the great Cheatriots jokes that come out of it. That one isn’t really holding up too well either, is it? ---
**Author:** ![CinnamonBabka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bbce88/32.png) [@CinnamonBabka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CinnamonBabka)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2015, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/59 "2015-07-15T18:49:05Z")
> [@ElvisL1ves](#): > > That one isn’t really holding up too well, is it? I’m disappointed. ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2015, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/60 "2015-07-15T18:54:10Z")
> [@74westy](#): > > I hope the family emergency is not too bad and everyone’s OK. It evidently wasn’t as high a priority for him as making a Pit post claiming it existed. Just sayin’. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193.md?page=4)