# Which of these best describes ElvisL1ves? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 15, 2015, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193 "2015-07-15T00:48:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2015, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/61 "2015-07-15T19:06:14Z")
> [@ElvisL1ves](#): > > Oscar Wilde: I wish _I_ had said that. > James McNeill Whistler: You will, Oscar, you will. > > Kudos, **Vinyl Turnip**. 😉 > > You could, if you’re being charitable, read it as a desperate plea for help. > > Or, being more realistic, it means you can add obsessive stalkerism to anger control issues, gun fetishism, and, most disturbingly, violent pedophilia to the toxic stew of reasons to expect \*\*Scumpup \*\*to, well, suddenly disappear from the board some day. Most of his other demonstrated problems (including, here, incoherence) only affect himself, thankfully. Quit being so polite and erudite and demonstrate why \*\*Scumpup \*\*hates you. ---
**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2015, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/62 "2015-07-15T19:17:49Z")
Taking **Vinyl Turnip’s** comment and mangling it: **ElvisL1ves** , when the enemy throws the pin at you, keep your distance and let the grenade explode. No need to rush over looking for a spare fuse to light; it’s unnecessary and is not going to end well for either of you. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2015, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/63 "2015-07-15T19:25:01Z")
> [@ElvisL1ves](#): > > Or, being more realistic, it means you can add obsessive stalkerism to anger control issues, gun fetishism, and, most disturbingly, **violent pedophilia** to the toxic stew of reasons to expect \*\*Scumpup \*\*to, well, suddenly disappear from the board some day. Most of his other demonstrated problems (including, here, incoherence) only affect himself, thankfully. Wait, what? (my coloring) ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2015, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/64 "2015-07-15T19:26:29Z")
I really don’t recommend it, but you \*could \*go into the Stupid Gun News thread and look at all the comments he’s made about raping toddlers. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2015, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/65 "2015-07-15T19:41:38Z")
> [@ElvisL1ves](#): > > I really don’t recommend it, but you \*could \*go into the Stupid Gun News thread and look at all the comments he’s made about raping toddlers. That thread is 103 pages long. Can you link to a specific post or two? ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2015, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/66 "2015-07-15T19:50:31Z")
I already showered today, don’t want to have to do it again. ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2015, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/67 "2015-07-15T19:55:55Z")
> [@dropzone](#): > > He joined in 2003, so he’s at least twelve. No, someone – perhaps now living, perhaps not – joined in 2003 with the username **Scumpup.** ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2015, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/68 "2015-07-15T20:10:54Z")
> [@ElvisL1ves](#): > > I already showered today, don’t want to have to do it again. You really shouldn’t make such a serious accusation against someone if you’re not willing to back it up. ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2015, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/69 "2015-07-15T20:20:48Z")
> [@Larry\_Borgia](#): > > You really shouldn’t make such a serious accusation against someone if you’re not willing to back it up. He can’t. [QUOTE=ElvisL1ves] I already showered today, don’t want to have to do it again. [/QUOTE] How quickly a year passes. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2015, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/70 "2015-07-15T20:31:52Z")
> [@Larry\_Borgia](#): > > You really shouldn’t make such a serious accusation against someone if you’re not willing to back it up. It’s been extensively discussed in the thread I already referred you to. If you can’t be arsed to check it out, it isn’t my problem. ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2015, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/71 "2015-07-15T20:33:04Z")
> [@ElvisL1ves](#): > > It evidently wasn’t as high a priority for him as making a Pit post claiming it existed. > > Just sayin’. It also happened just a few minutes after the edit window closed on his OP. Coincidentally. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2015, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/72 "2015-07-15T20:56:55Z")
> [@ElvisL1ves](#): > > It’s been extensively discussed in the thread I already referred you to. If you can’t be arsed to check it out, it isn’t my problem. Lame. ---
**Author:** ![kidchameleon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@kidchameleon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidchameleon)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2015, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/73 "2015-07-15T21:33:27Z")
> [@FuriousGeorge](#): > > I had high hopes for this thread. After reading it though, it feels a bit flat and deflated. I see what you did there. And I approve. ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2015, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/74 "2015-07-15T21:42:20Z")
> [@ElvisL1ves](#): > > It’s been extensively discussed in the thread I already referred you to. If you can’t be arsed to check it out, it isn’t my problem. Well I’m feeling helpful so I did a thing. **Scumpup:** > [@](#): > > Here, I’ll say it: I have never wanted to rape or kill a toddler; such acts are evil and I would never do or want to do such things. > > Now you say it. [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=18481667&postcount=4975](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=18481667&postcount=4975) **Scumpup** in response to an **ElvisL1ves** post: > [@](#): > > The only one here who refuses to say he has never wanted to rape a toddler is you, Chester. [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=18481688&postcount=4976](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=18481688&postcount=4976) And since I can’t be arsed to read that giant retarded thread I’ll just assume ElvisL1ves wants to rape a toddler because he has not said he doesn’t want to. But it’s been a couple of weeks and maybe he has changed his mind. So ElvisL1ves do you still want to rape a toddler, or have you evolved? \*Just for the record I also do not want to rape a toddler. ---
**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2015, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/75 "2015-07-15T21:48:19Z")
I liked this thread better when I was blissfully unaware of the details of their argument. ---
**Author:** ![XT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xt/32/456_2.png) [@XT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XT)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2015, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/76 "2015-07-15T22:10:16Z")
> [@Scumpup](#): > > Poll to follow. Well, I for one think that… (conclusion to follow) ETA: Never mind, small dog emergency in progress. I’ll have to get back to everyone with that conclusion. ---
**Author:** ![Not\_a\_Platypus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d26b3c/32.png) [@Not\_a\_Platypus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Not_a_Platypus)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2015, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/77 "2015-07-16T00:02:27Z")
I’m godawful at remembering names, so when I opened this I thought maybe it was an attempt at a funny, if baffling, pitting of the person that posts so many Cafe Society polls. Turns out it is still funny and baffling, but for entirely different reasons. ---
**Author:** ![Svejk\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea666f/32.png) [@Svejk\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Svejk_1)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2015, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/78 "2015-07-16T00:06:44Z")
What’s the toddler wearing? ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2015, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/79 "2015-07-16T00:08:48Z")
> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#): > > \*Just for the record I also do not want to rape a toddler. Word. Who can stop at just one? ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2015, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/80 "2015-07-16T00:12:28Z")
> [@BrainGlutton](#): > > No, someone – perhaps now living, perhaps not – joined in 2003 with the username **Scumpup.** Who the fuck do you think you are, **Bricker**? Fucking lawyers. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193.md?page=5)