# Which of these best describes ElvisL1ves? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 15, 2015, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193 "2015-07-15T00:48:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2015, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/81 "2015-07-16T00:13:01Z")
> [@XT](#): > > Well, I for one think that… > > (conclusion to follow) > > ETA: Never mind, small dog emergency in progress. I’ll have to get back to everyone with that conclusion. Save Mr. Wiggles, save the world. ---
**Author:** ![Stringbean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Stringbean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stringbean)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2015, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/82 "2015-07-16T01:23:18Z")
> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#): > > \*Just for the record I also do not want to rape a toddler. That’s like saying you have lots of black friends you racist pedophile. ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2015, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/83 "2015-07-16T01:30:38Z")
…say, is this the toddler-raping thread I’ve been hearing so much about? ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2015, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/84 "2015-07-16T02:06:41Z")
> [@Ukulele\_Ike](#): > > …say, is this the toddler-raping thread I’ve been hearing so much about? No, this is the _other_ toddler-raping thread. ---
**Author:** ![OwnRules](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ea666f/32.png) [@OwnRules](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OwnRules)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2015, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/85 "2015-07-16T02:09:05Z")
Post to follow. ---
**Author:** ![Lucas\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucas_jackson/32/303_2.png) [@Lucas\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucas_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2015, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/86 "2015-07-16T02:25:31Z")
> [@TroutMan](#): > > I liked this thread better when I was blissfully unaware of the details of their argument. Amen brother, A - fuckin’ - men! Buncha pin tossers they are. ---
**Author:** ![PlainJain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5daacb/32.png) [@PlainJain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainJain)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2015, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/87 "2015-07-16T02:27:49Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > Last time I checked, they didn’t allow polls in The BBQ Pit. Has that changed? See post 51. ---
**Author:** ![Saint\_Cad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saint_cad/32/18907_2.png) [@Saint\_Cad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Cad)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2015, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/88 "2015-07-16T02:44:11Z")
I’m going with D although I am tempted to pick A. B and C are clearly distractors and it’s almost never E. ---
**Author:** ![Mince](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecd19e/32.png) [@Mince](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mince)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2015, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/89 "2015-07-16T06:20:14Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > And yet another Pit grenadier hurls the pin at the enemy. [QUOTE=Edward The Head] Damn that’s funny. I’m gonna have to find a way to work that in to a conversation somehow. [/QUOTE] [QUOTE=El Kabong] And another golf clap for Vinyl Turnip. Got it in one. [/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Hentor the Barbarian] He is indeed our resident Snarket Laureate. [/QUOTE] [QUOTE=ElvisL1ves] Kudos, Vinyl Turnip. [/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Happy Lendervedder] I can’t stop laughing out loud at this. [/QUOTE] Oh Jesus Mary Fucking Christ (and no offense **Vinyl Turnip** ); do you think he created this quip or is just remembering it? ---
**Author:** ![Gary\_Kumquat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gary\_Kumquat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Kumquat)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2015, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/90 "2015-07-16T06:40:17Z")
> [@Mince](#): > > do you think he created this quip or is just remembering it? It’s a variant of an old Blond joke, but he adapted it particularly well for this and other self destructive pit threads, so kudos is due. ---
**Author:** ![3trew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/13edae/32.png) [@3trew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3trew)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2015, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/91 "2015-07-16T06:45:57Z")
But when does the pin rape the toddler? ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2015, 8:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/92 "2015-07-16T08:29:52Z")
> [@3trew](#): > > But when does the pin rape the toddler? Hole to follow. And thus I waste post 49000. ---
**Author:** ![camille](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/22d042/32.png) [@camille](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/camille)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2015, 8:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/93 "2015-07-16T08:43:12Z")
Why would you need a gun to rape a toddler? Candy doesn’t work any more? ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2015, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/94 "2015-07-16T14:28:39Z")
> [@Larry\_Borgia](#): > > Lame. Your laziness is not my problem. This younger generation, doesn’t know what it’s like to work for a living, want everything spoonfed to them, where did we go wrong? ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2015, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/95 "2015-07-16T14:32:35Z")
I think **Scumpup** is brilliant. He made an OP so lame that Elvis couldn’t resist coming in to join in the mockery, and in so doing, Elvis is effectively Pitting himself. If he’d stayed away, the thread would only be about what a nasty dumbass Scumpup can be–but now it’s about what a nasty dumbass Elvis can be, as well. Hats off, Scumpup! ---
**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2015, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/96 "2015-07-16T15:14:10Z")
> [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](#): > > I think **Scumpup** is brilliant. He made an OP so lame that Elvis couldn’t resist coming in to join in the mockery, and in so doing, Elvis is effectively Pitting himself. If he’d stayed away, the thread would only be about what a nasty dumbass Scumpup can be–but now it’s about what a nasty dumbass Elvis can be, as well. Hats off, Scumpup! I like how a thread started by Scumpup about Elvis is the toddler raping thread. May it be attached to both forevermore. ---
**Author:** ![FuriousGeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecae2f/32.png) [@FuriousGeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FuriousGeorge)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2015, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/97 "2015-07-16T15:17:58Z")
> [@jsgoddess](#): > > I like how a thread started by Scumpup about Elvis is the toddler raping thread. May it be attached to both forevermore. The toddler? ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2015, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/98 "2015-07-16T15:20:47Z")
> [@Gary\_Kumquat](#): > > It’s a variant of an old Blond joke, but he adapted it particularly well for this and other self destructive pit threads, so kudos is due. Yeah, it’s pretty [well-worn](http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ThrowThePin). Laurel and Hardy, Woody Allen, Daffy Duck… hmmm, even Neidermeyer from the Twisted Sister video. ---
**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2015, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/99 "2015-07-16T15:22:23Z")
> [@FuriousGeorge](#): > > The toddler? If that’s what it takes! ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2015, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/100 "2015-07-16T15:38:10Z")
> [@ElvisL1ves](#): > > Your laziness is not my problem. > > This younger generation, doesn’t know what it’s like to work for a living, want everything spoonfed to them, where did we go wrong? A.) I’m not a member of the younger generation. B.) You made a terrible accusation against someone, present no evidence for it, and when people actually take the time to go through that thread—thanks, **Drunky Smurf** –it turns out that you’ve made the whole thing up. And I’m the one with the problem? The only possible response is unfortunately forbidden by pit rules. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193.md?page=6)