# Which of these best describes ElvisL1ves? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 15, 2015, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193 "2015-07-15T00:48:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2015, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/101 "2015-07-16T15:41:13Z")
> [@Larry\_Borgia](#): > > The only possible response is unfortunately forbidden by pit rules. You can make the response, just make it landward instead. ---
**Author:** ![FuriousGeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecae2f/32.png) [@FuriousGeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FuriousGeorge)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2015, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/102 "2015-07-16T15:48:55Z")
> [@Larry\_Borgia](#): > > A.) I’m not a member of the younger generation. > > B.) You made a terrible accusation against someone, present no evidence for it, and when people actually take the time to go through that thread—thanks, **Drunky Smurf** –it turns out that you’ve made the whole thing up. And I’m the one with the problem? The only possible response is unfortunately forbidden by pit rules. Lying ,skeevey fucktard is forbidden in the pit? ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2015, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/103 "2015-07-16T16:11:12Z")
> [@Mince](#): > > Oh Jesus Mary Fucking Christ (and no offense **Vinyl Turnip** ); do you think he created this quip or is just remembering it? I know he didn’t create it, numbnuts, it was still funny in context. ---
**Author:** ![Mince](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecd19e/32.png) [@Mince](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mince)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2015, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/104 "2015-07-16T17:15:07Z")
> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#): > > I know he didn’t create it, numbnuts, it was still funny in context. Sure. ---
**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2015, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/105 "2015-07-16T17:19:23Z")
> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#): > > I know he didn’t create it, numbnuts, it was still funny in context. It’s impossible to find something funny if it’s ever been said before. Didn’t you know that? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2015, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/106 "2015-07-16T17:27:11Z")
> [@jsgoddess](#): > > It’s impossible to find something funny if it’s ever been said before. Didn’t you know that? I make my own jokes from scratch. ---
**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2015, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/107 "2015-07-16T17:32:34Z")
> [@AncientHumanoid](#): > > I make my own jokes from scratch. Some of us don’t have fancy joke laboratories. We have to find discarded jokes along the comedy highway. ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2015, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/108 "2015-07-16T18:28:41Z")
Slap on a coat of paint, put a bird on it, call it “artisinal.” ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2015, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/109 "2015-07-16T20:38:40Z")
> [@Stringbean](#): > > That’s like saying you have lots of black friends you racist pedophile. What are you talking about? I do have lots of Canadian friends. ---
**Author:** ![Kimballkid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b5a626/32.png) [@Kimballkid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimballkid)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2015, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/110 "2015-07-16T20:43:25Z")
> [@Larry\_Borgia](#): > > The only possible response is unfortunately forbidden by pit rules. Go ahead, give it a try. Polish poll to follow. ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2015, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/111 "2015-07-16T21:57:02Z")
> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#): > > I know he didn’t create it, numbnuts, it was still funny in context. Number 38! ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2015, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/112 "2015-07-16T21:59:12Z")
> [@Larry\_Borgia](#): > > AYou made a terrible accusation against someone, present no evidence for it Did you miss the part where I told you what thread all that shit is in? :rolleyes: Don’t be so fucking lazy. I’m not here to “present” you with anything, nor is anyone else. ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2015, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/113 "2015-07-16T22:02:48Z")
> [@ElvisL1ves](#): > > Did you miss the part where I told you what thread all that shit is in? Did you miss the part where it’s not in that thread at all? You thought it was safe to make such an accusation because nobody is going to go wading through a 5192 post thread. Unfortunately for you, **Drunky Smurf** took one for the team and proved you to be a fucking liar. ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2015, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/114 "2015-07-16T22:20:05Z")
> [@Frank](#): > > Did you miss the part where it’s not in that thread at all? :rolleyes: Search the posts by Scumpup for the word “toddler”. :rolleyes: > [@](#): > > You thought it was safe to make such an accusation because nobody is going to go wading through a 5192 post thread. I don’t have that much imagination. :rolleyes: > [@](#): > > Unfortunately for you, **Drunky Smurf** took one for the team and proved you to be a fucking liar. While you’re taking \*his \*word for it. 😉 A moment’s thought might reveal the weakness of that approach, if you can manage it. ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2015, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/115 "2015-07-16T22:24:18Z")
> [@ElvisL1ves](#): > > While you’re taking \*his \*word for it. Then prove him wrong. Frankly, while I have no particular knowledge of whether **Drunky Smurf** is trustworthy, I know that you are not. ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2015, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/116 "2015-07-16T22:29:38Z")
Frustrating as hell for you, isn’t it? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2015, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/117 "2015-07-16T22:33:07Z")
> [@ElvisL1ves](#): > > Frustrating as hell for you, isn’t it? 😃 What’s frustrating? You’re simply reinforcing an opinion of you that I have had for some years. You’re a fucking liar. So what’s new? ---
**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2015, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/118 "2015-07-16T22:38:38Z")
I have a new poll. You will be locked in a room for 24 hours with either **Scumpup** or **ElvisL1ves** , and you must choose one of them. Do you choose: A) Hold your breath until you pass out (and hope you don’t wake up for the next 23 hours 55 minutes) B) Fashion a noose out of your clothing C) Bite your fake tooth that contains a secret cyanide pill ---
**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2015, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/119 "2015-07-16T22:39:57Z")
> [@TroutMan](#): > > I have a new poll. You will be locked in a room for 24 hours with either **Scumpup** or **ElvisL1ves** , and you must choose one of them. Do you choose: > > A) Hold your breath until you pass out (and hope you don’t wake up for the next 23 hours 55 minutes) > B) Fashion a noose out of your clothing > C) Bite your fake tooth that contains a secret cyanide pill First B, then C, and then A will be facilitated by B. WIN WIN WIN. ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2015, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/120 "2015-07-16T22:40:11Z")
> [@TroutMan](#): > > I have a new poll. You will be locked in a room for 24 hours with either **Scumpup** or **ElvisL1ves** , and you must choose one of them. Do you choose: > > A) Hold your breath until you pass out (and hope you don’t wake up for the next 23 hours 55 minutes) > B) Fashion a noose out of your clothing > C) Bite your fake tooth that contains a secret cyanide pill Is this poll multiple-choice? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193.md?page=7)