# Which of these best describes ElvisL1ves? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 15, 2015, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193 "2015-07-15T00:48:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2015, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/121 "2015-07-16T22:43:34Z")
> [@Frank](#): > > Is this poll multiple-choice? Let’s make a poll to vote on that. ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2015, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/122 "2015-07-16T22:45:17Z")
> [@jsgoddess](#): > > First B, then C, and then A will be facilitated by B. WIN WIN WIN. It’s ideas like this that explain your fame. ---
**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2015, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/123 "2015-07-16T22:46:45Z")
> [@Frank](#): > > It’s ideas like this that explain your fame. I need to call my brother and gloat now. ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2015, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/124 "2015-07-16T22:56:33Z")
> [@ElvisL1ves](#): > > :rolleyes: Search the posts by Scumpup for the word “toddler”. :rolleyes: YES! I’m gonna go and do that RIGHT NOW! See you guys later! ohboyohboyohboyohboyohboy… ---
**Author:** ![Richard\_Parker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/35a633/32.png) [@Richard\_Parker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Richard_Parker)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2015, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/125 "2015-07-16T23:05:12Z")
🍃💐🌺🐄🐅🐎🐁🍄🌺🌹🌸👈🏿👩❤💏👩👩❤💏👩👩‍❤️‍👨👃🏾👅 ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2015, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/126 "2015-07-16T23:35:58Z")
> [@Kimballkid](#): > > Polish poll to follow. Who do you expect to polish it? I think the toddler is busy. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2015, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/127 "2015-07-16T23:52:29Z")
> [@andros](#): > > Slap on a coat of paint, put a bird on it, call it “artisinal.” [KInd of like this?](http://wp.patheos.com.s3.amazonaws.com/blogs/joecarter/files/2012/10/Duchamp_Fountain_1917.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2015, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/128 "2015-07-16T23:59:42Z")
**Scumpup** must have had to suspend his campaign to fly back to Washington to take care of the Iraq nuclear deal. It’s they only explanation for his absence. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2015, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/129 "2015-07-17T00:43:20Z")
> [@ElvisL1ves](#): > > :rolleyes: Search the posts by Scumpup for the word “toddler”. :rolleyes: Done. > [@](#): > > Search: Keyword(s): toddler ; Posts Made By: Scumpup > Forum: The BBQ Pit 06-30-2015, 06:06 PM > Replies: 5,193 > Stupid Gun news of the day… > Views: 343,302 > Posted By Scumpup > The only one here who refuses to say he has never… > > The only one here who refuses to say he has never wanted to rape a toddler is you, Chester. My stars, what a reprehensible piece of shit you are. Too bad your mother was apparently not allowed to… > Forum: The BBQ Pit 06-30-2015, 05:59 PM > Replies: 5,193 > Stupid Gun news of the day… > Views: 343,302 > Posted By Scumpup > Here, I’ll say it: I have never wanted to rape or… > > Here, I’ll say it: I have never wanted to rape or kill a toddler; such acts are evil and I would never do or want to do such things. > > Now you say it. > Forum: Mundane Pointless Stuff I Must Share (MPSIMS) 05-12-2015, 05:26 PM > Replies: 84 > Anti-gun Democrat uses gun inappropriately > Views: 2,448 > Posted By Scumpup > Have you ever raped and strangled a toddler? If… > > Have you ever raped and strangled a toddler? If not, why not? > Forum: Great Debates 01-15-2015, 04:35 PM > Replies: 149 > Texas gun group “simulates” Paris attack… result? Really hard to kill gunmen even if armed. > Views: 7,175 > Posted By Scumpup > Unless that toddler was military, yup. Which… > > Unless that toddler was military, yup. > > Which is my point: you don’t get to limit scenarios to ones in which the civilian was attempting to kill a shooter, unless you want guns to magically appear… > Forum: The BBQ Pit 07-03-2014, 07:36 AM > Replies: 515 > Now that Marion Z. Bradley’s child raping has come out, does it change your desire to reread her? > Views: 43,188 > Posted By Scumpup > Word. I just read over that document and came… > > Word. I just read over that document and came away amazed at the fucked-upedness of that whole community. I was a toddler during the same time period as when that document was written and I cannot… > Forum: The BBQ Pit 05-28-2014, 07:54 PM > Replies: 449 > Mom’s “Apology” To Friends Without Kids > Views: 32,184 > Posted By Scumpup > Cool. But if you literally can’t sit at the… > > Cool. > > But if you literally can’t sit at the table and chat with me for half an hour without constantly interacting with your toddler because I didn’t bring over my own crotch spawn to play with… > Forum: In My Humble Opinion (IMHO) 12-06-2012, 08:44 PM > Replies: 153 > Poll: Do I have a right to know who bit my child in the face? > Views: 9,009 > Posted By Scumpup > Toddler on toddler violence is not grounds for… > > Toddler on toddler violence is not grounds for medical compensation. Sorry bub. > Stop the violence. > Increase the peace. > Break the silence. > Forum: In My Humble Opinion (IMHO) 12-06-2012, 10:04 AM > Replies: 153 > Poll: Do I have a right to know who bit my child in the face? > Views: 9,009 > Posted By Scumpup > Now that I think about it, we’re dealing with a… > > Now that I think about it, we’re dealing with a biter here. For officer safety, it’d probably be a good idea to tase the toddler before attempting to cuff him. > Forum: In My Humble Opinion (IMHO) 12-06-2012, 09:12 AM > Replies: 153 > Poll: Do I have a right to know who bit my child in the face? > Views: 9,009 > Posted By Scumpup > Worse yet, what happens when the toddler dies… > > Worse yet, what happens when the toddler dies from the infection and then rises from the dead and starts eating the living? Huh? What then, naysayers? This isn’t just a trivial incident. This is… > Forum: Great Debates 04-28-2011, 09:51 AM > Replies: 186 > Report: Guns in the home provide greater health risk than benefit > Views: 7,660 > Posted By Scumpup > Your bucket increases the risk a toddler will die… > > Your bucket increases the risk a toddler will die ([toddler drowns in bucket - Google Search](http://www.google.com/search?q=toddler+drowns+in+bucket&sourceid=ie7&rls=com.microsoft:en-us:IE-SearchBox&ie=&oe=)). > Your swimming pool increases… > Forum: The BBQ Pit 04-05-2010, 11:11 AM > Replies: 150 > Inattentive Parents > Views: 10,198 > Posted By Scumpup > You’re not a babysitter, you’re a meddler. If… > > You’re not a babysitter, you’re a meddler. If the kids aren’t bothering you, stay the fuck out of it. The last thing people need is parenting advice from a bunch of well meaning helicopter parents… > Forum: The BBQ Pit 04-01-2010, 08:11 AM > Replies: 384 > I hope your baby burns her eyes out > Views: 23,208 > Posted By Scumpup > Dad needs kicked in the nuts hard enough to… > > Dad needs kicked in the nuts hard enough to insure there are no additional kids. > I feel for you, dude. Last summer, I pulled a drowning toddler out of the ocean and her parents treated me like… > Forum: Cafe Society 11-16-2009, 08:41 AM > Replies: 22 > Poll: Do you believe Batman defeated Superman in single hand-to-hand combat? (Spoilers!) > Views: 3,417 > Posted By Scumpup > Let’s see…the fight is basically "a rich kid… > > Let’s see…the fight is basically “a rich kid with issues” v. a god. Superman’s powers and invulnerability are such in that continuity that there is no other description of him that fits. The… > Forum: The BBQ Pit 04-03-2009, 11:13 AM > Replies: 2,226 > People who hate children > Views: 72,377 > Posted By Scumpup > Walmart? Olive Garden? You can’t seriously… > > Walmart? Olive Garden? You can’t seriously believe that you are going to visit these places, or others like them, and not encounter children. Anyplace that carries children’s merchandise or has a… > Forum: The BBQ Pit 03-08-2008, 08:53 AM > Replies: 66 > Wiggles–how do I hate thee? > Views: 3,639 > Posted By Scumpup > My daughter liked the Wiggles when she was… > > My daughter liked the Wiggles when she was younger. She has since moved on to other shows. I never minded the Wiggles. Their music isn’t bad, a lot of it reminds me of early 60’s pop. Adults who… > Forum: In My Humble Opinion (IMHO) 05-20-2005, 08:31 AM > Replies: 69 > 7 questions about crying > Views: 1,879 > Posted By Scumpup > Are you embarrassed to cry in front of your… > > Are you embarrassed to cry in front of your friends? > Never done it, but if I did I would be utterly mortified. > > When is the last time you cried because of PHYSICAL pain? > Not since I was a… > Forum: The BBQ Pit 05-11-2005, 12:48 PM > Replies: 152 > I Am Duly Awestruck By Your Loud Vehicle. > Views: 5,845 > Posted By Scumpup > I Am Duly Awestruck By Your Loud Vehicle. > > It is now obvious to me that it requires enormous genitals to ride a motorcycle that loud. When you sit in your driveway and rev it for 10 minutes at 6AM each weekday before roaring down the street… > Forum: Cafe Society 03-17-2005, 01:57 PM > Replies: 312 > Movies you absolutely DESPISE > Views: 21,039 > Posted By Scumpup > Un chien andalou . Yes, I know it was important… > > Un chien andalou . Yes, I know it was important and original and groundbreaking. I also found it tiresome and irritating after a few moments. It was similar to watching television when a… ---
**Author:** ![Debillw3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@Debillw3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Debillw3)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2015, 9:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/130 "2015-07-17T09:30:08Z")
> [@ElvisL1ves](#): > > Did you miss the part where I told you what thread all that shit is in? :rolleyes: > > Don’t be so fucking lazy. I’m not here to “present” you with anything, nor is anyone else. :smack: That’s not how this works! That’s not how any of this works! You make the assertion, you provide the evidence. It has nothing to do with laziness (except maybe on your part)–that’s how discourse works. I was under the impression that every high school graduate knew that…OHHHHHHHH. Now it makes sense! ---
**Author:** ![August\_West](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/august_west/32/18069_2.png) [@August\_West](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/August_West)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2015, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/131 "2015-07-17T15:30:23Z")
I tried to raise a few points and ask some questions of both sides in the Stupid Gun thread, but it’s pointless. No one reads anything except to look for a way to insult the other side. I would say it’s the stupidest thread in the history of the SDMB, but I’ve been here long enough to remember [Wildest Bill](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/search.php?searchid=12320968) ---
**Author:** ![Kimballkid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b5a626/32.png) [@Kimballkid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimballkid)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2015, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/132 "2015-07-17T15:45:06Z")
> [@dropzone](#): > > Who do you expect to polish it? I think the toddler is busy. Just can’t find good toddler help anymore. ---
**Author:** ![YogSothoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/8edcca/32.png) [@YogSothoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YogSothoth)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2015, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/133 "2015-07-17T16:13:56Z")
I think ElvisL1ves is a delusional crazy who needs to accept that the King is never returning, in this world or the next. Get over it man! We have Taylor Swift now, you don’t need Elvis anymore! ---
**Author:** ![Kimballkid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b5a626/32.png) [@Kimballkid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimballkid)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2015, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/134 "2015-07-17T16:44:02Z")
Elvis has left this mortal coil. ---
**Author:** ![August\_West](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/august_west/32/18069_2.png) [@August\_West](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/August_West)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2015, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/135 "2015-07-17T17:09:06Z")
Alternate hypothesis: **ElvisL1ves** is actually Elvis Presley. All those years of shooting [TVs](http://articles.chicagotribune.com/2008-11-16/news/10-things-elvis-presley_1_jesse-garon-presley-elvis-presley-elvis-crespo) and[cars](http://jalopnik.com/5859519/elvis-shot-this-car-because-of-a-girl)have left him feeling so guilty about his reckless behavior that now he campaigns tirelessly (on the internet) against firearms. ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2015, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/136 "2015-07-17T18:06:14Z")
> [@August\_West](#): > > I tried to raise a few points and ask some questions of both sides in the Stupid Gun thread, but it’s pointless. No one reads anything except to look for a way to insult the other side. To be fair, there are folks like me who are ambivalent about gun control and read such threads to learn the arguments. And I can be persuaded: every time I read something by Scumpup, I’m swayed toward gun-control arguments, but that only lasts until I read something by ElvisLives and want nothing to do with gun control. ---
**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2015, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/137 "2015-07-17T18:12:52Z")
> [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](#): > > To be fair, there are folks like me who are ambivalent about gun control and read such threads to learn the arguments. And I can be persuaded: every time I read something by Scumpup, I’m swayed toward gun-control arguments, but that only lasts until I read something by ElvisLives and want nothing to do with gun control. Ain’t that the truth. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2015, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/138 "2015-07-17T20:06:46Z")
> [@Debillw3](#): > > :smack: > > That’s not how this works! That’s not how any of this works! The whole SYSTEM is out of order! ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2015, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/139 "2015-07-17T23:36:24Z")
> [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](#): > > To be fair, there are folks like me who are ambivalent about gun control and read such threads to learn the arguments. And I can be persuaded: every time I read something by Scumpup, I’m swayed toward gun-control arguments, but that only lasts until I read something by ElvisLives and want nothing to do with gun control. Hell, it’s not just gun control. I made the mistake of reading **ElvisL1ves** defense of the Patriots, and now I hate them. _Passionately._ And I’m not even 100% certain what sport they play. ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2015, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193/140 "2015-07-18T00:30:57Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > Hell, it’s not just gun control. I made the mistake of reading **ElvisL1ves** defense of the Patriots, and now I hate them. _Passionately._ And I’m not even 100% certain what sport they play. There’s an old riddle about the slow horse race. Two dudes convinced they have the slowest horse in the world decide to have a slow horse race: whoever’s horse reaches the finish line last wins. Obvious problem is obvious: they make their horses walk slower and slower until finally they stop and glare at each other, then get off their horses (who happily start grazing) and yell at each other. They continue like this for awhile until an old dude comes up and asks what’s the problem. They explain the problem to him. He says one sentence in exchange, and they immediately jump back on the horses and race to the finish line. What’d he say? Anyway, maybe these guys are in a slow horse race. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-best-describes-elvisl1ves/725193.md?page=8)