# Which of these items are in your refrigerator(s) (not freezer) right now?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-items-are-in-your-refrigerator-s-not-freezer-right-now/1007652>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [September 24, 2024, 10:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-items-are-in-your-refrigerator-s-not-freezer-right-now/1007652 "2024-09-24T10:49:39Z")\
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**Author:** ![WildaBeast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wildabeast/32/6_2.png) [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2024, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-items-are-in-your-refrigerator-s-not-freezer-right-now/1007652/101 "2024-10-08T21:05:02Z")

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> [@needscoffee](#):
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> Yes, it is always pronounced baloney.

Unless you’re Weird Al and you need to make it rhyme with “Sharona”.

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**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2024, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-items-are-in-your-refrigerator-s-not-freezer-right-now/1007652/102 "2024-10-08T22:53:19Z")

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> [@WildaBeast](#):
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> Unless you’re Weird Al and you need to make it rhyme with “Sharona”

Good point!

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**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2024, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-items-are-in-your-refrigerator-s-not-freezer-right-now/1007652/103 "2024-10-17T19:59:36Z")

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I know a guy whose last name is Salami. He told me he once worked with a guy whose name is Bologna.

Sadly, they worked in an office, not a deli.

mmm

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**Author:** ![scudsucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scudsucker/32/14101_2.png) [@scudsucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scudsucker)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2024, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-items-are-in-your-refrigerator-s-not-freezer-right-now/1007652/104 "2024-10-17T20:19:11Z")

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> [@Der\_Trihs](#):
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> American Cheese

I know this is now an oldish thread, but ‘American Cheese’?

I assume you are American, with a German username. In which case I have to make the leap of logic that you have German heritage.

Germany is next door to Switzerland, the veritable home of cheese.

Schweiz would condemn you, the world cheese-eating community condemns you. Only the USA has your back.

I have eaten “American Cheese”. I have also eaten a “Big Mac” at a McDonald’s in around 1984, when I was 11 and really wanted to eat a burger from there.

The cheese was some form of yellow sauce that had no flavour and was probably sprayed on via aerosole. It looked terrible and it was terrible. I was not a gourmet at age 11, and it was still horrific.

I imagine that @Der_Trihs is not a cheese farmer, so this diatribe is not meant for him specifically.

Just a general suugestion to cheese suppliers to be better.

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**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2024, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-items-are-in-your-refrigerator-s-not-freezer-right-now/1007652/105 "2024-10-17T20:54:10Z")

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> [@scudsucker](#):
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> I assume you are American, with a German username. In which case I have to make the leap of logic that you have German heritage.

Um, I am not Der\_Trihs. But I think it’s Red Shirt spelled backwards.

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**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2024, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-items-are-in-your-refrigerator-s-not-freezer-right-now/1007652/106 "2024-10-17T21:23:21Z")

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> [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](#):
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> I know a guy whose last name is Salami. He told me he once worked with a guy whose name is Bologna.
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> Sadly, they worked in an office, not a deli.
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> mmm

And you were there too!

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2024, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-items-are-in-your-refrigerator-s-not-freezer-right-now/1007652/107 "2024-10-18T01:41:32Z")

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> [@scudsucker](#):
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> I know this is now an oldish thread, but ‘American Cheese’?
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> I assume you are American, with a German username. In which case I have to make the leap of logic that you have German heritage.

As said, my username is Red Shirt spelled backwards; the name of a character from the webcomic _Schlock Mercenary_ as it happens. I’ve also had it mistaken for a Dutch name.

I _am_ American with German ancestry, though.

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**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2024, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-items-are-in-your-refrigerator-s-not-freezer-right-now/1007652/108 "2024-10-18T18:40:43Z")

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Aha! A case of their being right for the wrong reason!

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**Author:** ![DemonTree](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demontree/32/8646_2.png) [@DemonTree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DemonTree)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2024, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-of-these-items-are-in-your-refrigerator-s-not-freezer-right-now/1007652/109 "2024-10-18T20:29:03Z")

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Things I have in the kitchen but I’ve never even heard of keeping in the fridge:

bread  
baking soda  
lime  
peanut butter  
coffee (admittedly it’s instant)

Things I have in the kitchen and probably should keep in the fridge but don’t:

eggs

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