# Which one of these board memes annoys you the most?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-one-of-these-board-memes-annoys-you-the-most/718802>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [April 29, 2015, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-one-of-these-board-memes-annoys-you-the-most/718802 "2015-04-29T12:54:13Z")\
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**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2015, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-one-of-these-board-memes-annoys-you-the-most/718802/21 "2015-04-29T16:56:25Z")

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Regards, since it appears uselessly in every post and often in a post indicating the poster has anything but warm regards for the person he is addressing.

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**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2015, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-one-of-these-board-memes-annoys-you-the-most/718802/22 "2015-04-29T17:15:37Z")

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I’ll go with the “The Moderator speaks” or anything else that isn’t simply the word “Moderating” in bold face when actual moderating is taking place.

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**Author:** ![Teuton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/teuton/32/3864_2.png) [@Teuton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Teuton)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2015, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-one-of-these-board-memes-annoys-you-the-most/718802/23 "2015-04-29T17:22:46Z")

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I am not annoyed by any of these, but some of the other memes mentioned in the thread irk me slightly.

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2015, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-one-of-these-board-memes-annoys-you-the-most/718802/24 "2015-04-29T17:38:47Z")

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> [@billfish678](#):
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> The Quarry one.
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> Mainly because I am the only one trying to keep it alive. Help me out folks!

When was the last time that the Original Poster of said phrase used it?

If he isn’t using it anymore, then it shouldn’t have been part of the poll.

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**Author:** ![Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/6bbea6/32.png) [@Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Living_Well_Is_Best_Revenge)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2015, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-one-of-these-board-memes-annoys-you-the-most/718802/25 "2015-04-29T17:47:20Z")

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I think the word “meme” annoys me the most.

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**Author:** ![doorhinge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a5b964/32.png) [@doorhinge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/doorhinge)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2015, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-one-of-these-board-memes-annoys-you-the-most/718802/26 "2015-04-29T17:56:43Z")

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> [@BobLibDem](#):
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> Regards, since it appears uselessly in every post and often in a post indicating the poster has anything but warm regards for the person he is addressing.

Only “warm regards” should be considered warm. “Regards” by itself indicates a sense of esteem (aka high regard), or with affection. “Best regards” indicates the best (of the highest) esteem, or the best of affection.

For example, I could disagree with the member I’m replying to, but that doesn’t mean I hold them in any but the highest regard.

Best regards (and I mean that in the nicest way possible)

**doorhinge**

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**Author:** ![doorhinge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a5b964/32.png) [@doorhinge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/doorhinge)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2015, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-one-of-these-board-memes-annoys-you-the-most/718802/27 "2015-04-29T17:58:03Z")

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> [@Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](#):
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> I think the word “meme” annoys me the most.

I agree 100%.

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**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2015, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-one-of-these-board-memes-annoys-you-the-most/718802/28 "2015-04-29T18:36:05Z")

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I used to think that there were points awarded to the first person who noted that a revived thread was a “zombie”.

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**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2015, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-one-of-these-board-memes-annoys-you-the-most/718802/29 "2015-04-29T19:05:22Z")

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> [@Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](#):
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> I think the word “meme” annoys me the most.

Its misuse annoys me most–but since its misuse isn’t a meme, it’s not eligible for the poll.

“Regards” isn’t a meme. It’s a social nicety that may be misplaced on these boards.  
“The Moderator Speaks” isn’t a meme. It’s a useful convention to separate poster-as-moderator from poster-as-poster.  
“Let’s go down to the quarry” is closest to a meme, but really it’s the meme equivalent of a failed bioterrorist attack, as if a dude in the subway keeps spritzing people in the face with an inert virus.

Shakes is not a meme. Shakes is a supercomputer from a transdimensional craft sent to our plane to study earthlings for possible use as space-cattle feed.

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**Author:** ![Stuffy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f17d59/32.png) [@Stuffy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stuffy)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2015, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-one-of-these-board-memes-annoys-you-the-most/718802/30 "2015-04-29T19:20:04Z")

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The one that annoys me the most isn’t there:

TLDR

If you can’t be bothered to read, don’t post. Maybe it’s just me.

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**Author:** ![UncleRojelio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unclerojelio/32/3160_2.png) [@UncleRojelio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleRojelio)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2015, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-one-of-these-board-memes-annoys-you-the-most/718802/31 "2015-04-29T19:28:36Z")

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I chose the quarry one, mainly because I’m not sure I get it.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Nylock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/77aa72/32.png) [@Mr.Nylock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Nylock)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2015, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-one-of-these-board-memes-annoys-you-the-most/718802/32 "2015-04-29T19:29:50Z")

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I like the regards. I used to think it was annoying; but now I have a certain degree of respect for it. It’s like one of those things that just will never die despite being despised, hated mocked and ridiculed. And the consistency is remarkable - I’ve never once seen that poster post without that at the end - _not a single post._

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2015, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-one-of-these-board-memes-annoys-you-the-most/718802/33 "2015-04-29T19:37:55Z")

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The Moderator Coughs Up Phlegm

Lame Zombie Joke (some are clever, most are lame, incl any you may find that I’ve done)

What? No Thread On [Blank]? (just start one)

Og

Cow Orker

Hi, Opal!

Simpsons Did It!

Any Pedantic Nit Pickery (I know, not a meme, still think it’s worthless most times) (only acceptable when I do it)

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**Author:** ![RobDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f07891/32.png) [@RobDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RobDog)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2015, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-one-of-these-board-memes-annoys-you-the-most/718802/34 "2015-04-29T19:43:05Z")

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> [@Mr.Nylock](#):
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> I like the regards. I used to think it was annoying; but now I have a certain degree of respect for it. It’s like one of those things that just will never die despite being despised, hated mocked and ridiculed. And the consistency is remarkable - I’ve never once seen that poster post without that at the end - _not a single post._

I know what you mean. I’ve grown almost fond of it. Although a bit of a blight, it’s something permanent and unchanging in an uncertain and troubled world.

Rather like an unsightly mole on a favourite great aunt’s chin, who despite many hints and much encouragement, refuses to have it removed.

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**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2015, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-one-of-these-board-memes-annoys-you-the-most/718802/35 "2015-04-29T19:51:42Z")

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> [@AncientHumanoid](#):
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> Any Pedantic Nit Pickery (I know, not a meme, still think it’s worthless most times)

Technically nothing or everything you mentioned is a meme. A meme is an idea that self-perpetuates by using the brains of its hosts to propagate itself, in the same way that a virus uses the cellular apparatus of its host to propagate itself. In one sense, any word in any language is a meme–but the word is most interesting when used for concepts that are notable chiefly for their ability to propagate themselves using human brains, things like earworms or “I bet nobody else will repost this message” message or chain letters.

And don’t blame me, technically you’re the one who brought up pedantic nit pickery. Note, incidentally, that none of the words in “pedantic nit pickery” should be capitalized.

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2015, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-one-of-these-board-memes-annoys-you-the-most/718802/36 "2015-04-29T19:58:57Z")

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> [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](#):
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> Technically nothing or everything you mentioned is a meme. A meme is an idea that self-perpetuates by using the brains of its hosts to propagate itself, in the same way that a virus uses the cellular apparatus of its host to propagate itself. In one sense, any word in any language is a meme–but the word is most interesting when used for concepts that are notable chiefly for their ability to propagate themselves using human brains, things like earworms or “I bet nobody else will repost this message” message or chain letters.
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> And don’t blame me, technically you’re the one who brought up pedantic nit pickery. Note, incidentally, that none of the words in “pedantic nit pickery” should be capitalized.

As I said …

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**Author:** ![Quimby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/22d042/32.png) [@Quimby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quimby)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2015, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-one-of-these-board-memes-annoys-you-the-most/718802/37 "2015-04-29T20:06:33Z")

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This is weird because i have read this broad for like 15 years and posted relatively often for the last couple of years and have literally never heard of any the options.

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**Author:** ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2015, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-one-of-these-board-memes-annoys-you-the-most/718802/38 "2015-04-29T20:12:17Z")

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> [@Quimby](#):
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> This is weird because i have read this broad for like 15 years and posted relatively often for the last couple of years and have literally never heard of any the options.

Maybe that’s why she didn’t go on a date with you…

😛

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2015, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-one-of-these-board-memes-annoys-you-the-most/718802/39 "2015-04-29T20:56:24Z")

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> [@Sir\_T-Cups](#):
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> Honestly mine is the annoying substitute of Og for God.
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> I understand the premise of it, you don’t believe in God so you don’t want to invoke his name, but to me it’s just a way of saying “Look at me! I don’t believe in conventional beliefs! I’m so much better than you!”
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> It doesn’t bug me enough for me to really bitch about it (right now nonwithstanding) but it IS the most annoying meme to me.

Not particularly annoying to me, but still silly.

I don’t believe in Thor or Zeus or Isis, but I never thought I was honoring them by using their standard names.

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**Author:** ![Trinopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/2bfe46/32.png) [@Trinopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trinopus)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2015, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-one-of-these-board-memes-annoys-you-the-most/718802/40 "2015-04-29T21:00:16Z")

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Could someone please tell me what “Shakes” means?

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