# Which one would u rather? The black chick or the Mid thirties Mom? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [July 13, 2012, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-one-would-u-rather-the-black-chick-or-the-mid-thirties-mom/628124 "2012-07-13T17:52:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![darigold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/85e7bf/32.png) [@darigold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/darigold)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2012, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-one-would-u-rather-the-black-chick-or-the-mid-thirties-mom/628124/1 "2012-07-13T17:52:21Z")
Which one would u?? The Mom… [![](https://i.imgur.com/dd31Q.png) ](https://i.imgur.com/dd31Q.png) black chick… [![](https://i.imgur.com/TkLDP.png) ](https://i.imgur.com/TkLDP.png) ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2012, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-one-would-u-rather-the-black-chick-or-the-mid-thirties-mom/628124/2 "2012-07-13T18:03:27Z")
I vote for a third option - Reported. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![darigold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/85e7bf/32.png) [@darigold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/darigold)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2012, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-one-would-u-rather-the-black-chick-or-the-mid-thirties-mom/628124/3 "2012-07-13T18:07:53Z")
> [@Shodan](#): > > I vote for a third option - > > Reported. > > Regards, > Shodan Coward… ---
**Author:** ![Merneith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@Merneith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merneith)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2012, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-one-would-u-rather-the-black-chick-or-the-mid-thirties-mom/628124/4 "2012-07-13T18:16:34Z")
> [@Shodan](#): > > I vote for a third option - > > Reported. > > Regards, > Shodan That was my pick, too. ---
**Author:** ![miss\_elizabeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/838e76/32.png) [@miss\_elizabeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/miss_elizabeth)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2012, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-one-would-u-rather-the-black-chick-or-the-mid-thirties-mom/628124/5 "2012-07-13T18:18:51Z")
WTF people?! ---
**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2012, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-one-would-u-rather-the-black-chick-or-the-mid-thirties-mom/628124/6 "2012-07-13T18:22:07Z")
I can’t wait for summer vacation to be over. ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2012, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-one-would-u-rather-the-black-chick-or-the-mid-thirties-mom/628124/7 "2012-07-13T18:22:32Z")
Didn’t click on the links, but…do either of the choices make money in their spare time working from home? ---
**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2012, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-one-would-u-rather-the-black-chick-or-the-mid-thirties-mom/628124/8 "2012-07-13T18:24:51Z")
Why can’t I have both? ---
**Author:** ![darigold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/85e7bf/32.png) [@darigold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/darigold)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2012, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-one-would-u-rather-the-black-chick-or-the-mid-thirties-mom/628124/9 "2012-07-13T18:27:49Z")
> [@Procrustus](#): > > Why can’t I have both? nope, only one please, ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2012, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-one-would-u-rather-the-black-chick-or-the-mid-thirties-mom/628124/10 "2012-07-13T18:29:57Z")
She looks Polynesian to me. ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Linctus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Simple\_Linctus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Linctus)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2012, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-one-would-u-rather-the-black-chick-or-the-mid-thirties-mom/628124/11 "2012-07-13T18:33:07Z")
> [@Shodan](#): > > I vote for a third option - > > Reported. > > Regards, > Shodan Is it against the rules to be a moron? ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2012, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-one-would-u-rather-the-black-chick-or-the-mid-thirties-mom/628124/12 "2012-07-13T18:33:14Z")
> [@blondebear](#): > > Didn’t click on the links, but…do either of the choices make money in their spare time working from home? One makes 75 dollars an hour working from home and looks pretty young. The other is 57 years old yet has found a secret to look 27. And then there is an old man that looks like he just sucked on a lemon and is refinancing his morgage. And they are all in my hometown! What a coincidence! ---
**Author:** ![MegaBee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f0a364/32.png) [@MegaBee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MegaBee)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2012, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-one-would-u-rather-the-black-chick-or-the-mid-thirties-mom/628124/13 "2012-07-13T18:35:08Z")
I am so not clicking on those links. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2012, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-one-would-u-rather-the-black-chick-or-the-mid-thirties-mom/628124/14 "2012-07-13T18:37:39Z")
> [@Confused dart cum](#): > > Is it against the rules to be a moron? Nope. They let me in. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2012, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-one-would-u-rather-the-black-chick-or-the-mid-thirties-mom/628124/15 "2012-07-13T18:40:47Z")
> [@darigold](#): > > Which one would u? Whichever one was driving down the road when she suddenly realized she needed to be going in the opposite direction. ---
**Author:** ![darigold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/85e7bf/32.png) [@darigold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/darigold)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2012, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-one-would-u-rather-the-black-chick-or-the-mid-thirties-mom/628124/16 "2012-07-13T18:42:13Z")
> [@MegaBee](#): > > I am so not clicking on those links. christ dude there just imgur’ links, the fact i have barely any posts doesnt help but its my first thread nonetheless, now which one would u smash?? ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2012, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/which-one-would-u-rather-the-black-chick-or-the-mid-thirties-mom/628124/17 "2012-07-13T18:45:59Z")
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